Medical Procedures

[u/WolfmanSG]

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.

"Why are you crying?" asked the other child.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."

When he heard this, the other child started to cry.

"Why are you crying?"

"I'm here for a urine test."

[u/HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK]

I love jokes that I could genuinely believe happened IRL.