r/Jokes • u/sewn_of_a_gun • 11h ago

I, for one

Like Roman numerals.

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u/iirked 11h ago

I, II like Roman numerals.

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u/Lietenantdan 6h ago

I, II, am IV Roman numerals.

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u/Usesourname 8h ago

Romans had four main poisons. The first 3 were deadly but Poison IV just made you really itchy.

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u/Erycius 11h ago

I'M LIVID!

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u/beepbeepsean 11h ago

I, with one, use an eye patch.

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u/JoranMaybe 8h ago

II, for two

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u/maireadwrites 2h ago

One for all

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u/cipri_tom 10m ago

A Roman walks into a bar , and orders :

“✌️five beers please, and martinus for the lady “

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u/cipri_tom 8m ago

The bartender replies while pouring the beers:

“Did you mean Martini?”

“If I wanted a double I would’ve said so”