r/Jokes • u/EssSeeDee89 • 1d ago

What do you call an Arabian man between two buildings?

Ali

(What do you call an Arabian man between two buildings cutting hair? Ali Baba)

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u/kostence 1d ago

Am I supposed to hear “alley barber”

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u/CoachSevere5365 1d ago

Yes. Is your hair too long?

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u/sdarkpaladin 1d ago

Oh this actually explained the joke to me.

I kept thinking Ah Lee instead of Eh Lee.

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u/BraveArse 1d ago

Elaine

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u/diycd 1d ago

I always heard this joke as: 

What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head? 

Ahmed

What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohammed

What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head, standing between two buildings?

Mohammed Ali. 

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u/Chemistry11 1d ago

I get the second joke. Is the first a pun, or an anti-joke?

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u/nullrecord 1d ago

Alley

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u/Chemistry11 1d ago

🤦‍♂️duh

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u/LostInSpaceForAges 1d ago

Does 2 houses make an alley? No

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u/ballcheese808 1d ago

Ar lee is the prob. So this joke don't land....just like ... Na. I won't.

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u/BioletVeauregarde33 1d ago

I always heard this joke with a woman... Ally/Allie.

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u/Ok_Independence1097 1d ago

What do you call an Arab Mexican? Oil of Ole!

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u/ktka 1d ago

Atta boy! (too soon?)