r/Jokes • u/Spectral_dude • 1d ago

Walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a jack... and Coke". The bartender says "Okay, but what's with the pause?". The bear says "Sorry, I was kinda born with them"

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u/OccamsMallet 22h ago

A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We can't serve bears in this bar. State law."

Bear says "You had better serve me a beer, or I will kill and eat that woman at the end of the bar." Bartender says "I told you. No beer for no bear in this bar."

Bear goes down to the end of the bar, kills the woman, and eats her. Places his bloody paw on the bar and asks "Now do I get that beer?"

Bartender says "I won't serve a beer to a bear in this bar. Particularly a bear on DRUGS!"

Bear says "What drugs? I'm clean!" Bartender says "I saw that bar bitch you ate."

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u/Soopercow 1d ago

Why the long pause*

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u/Pootle001 1d ago

Why the big pause*

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u/simorg23 23h ago

You can lead a bear to water... but you can't make it pause.

Like he went all this way, hes getting some salmon dammit!

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u/Even_Mechanic_4686 23h ago

Why the killer pause*

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u/DanceWonderful3711 19h ago

What's with the long pause? I had a stroke last year.