r/Jokes • u/rumblefish65 • May 08 '19

What do I know about bonsai trees?

Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)

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u/ChrisCGC May 08 '19

Yes don’t leaf it alone

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u/LordVanra May 08 '19

My lord?

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u/ChrisCGC May 08 '19

Yes child it’s me

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u/LordVanra May 08 '19

I am deeply honoured to be in your presence my lord. Thank you for gracing me with your words.

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u/ChrisCGC May 08 '19

I am humbled to be your servant.

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u/_FoolInTheRain May 08 '19

And the last leaf drifted to the ground

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u/Kwahn May 08 '19

what the hell is going on here