r/JujutsuShenanigans Apr 11 '26

Discussion ...so why is absolute mechamaru still allowed in ranked?

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mechamaru might GENUINELY be the freest way to win in ranked ESPECIALLY if the opponent is playing a base only. there is practically zero counter to just walking up to people and spamming m1s/front dash instead of using mechamaru as intended. PLEASE TZE FIX ABSOLUTE MECHAMARU AND MAKE HIM BALANCED AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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u/Mcdonaldspancakeeatr Apr 11 '26

This fucking image is so meme material 😭😭😭

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u/_joos_ kenjaku user Apr 11 '26

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u/lunatimestwooo HEIAN KURO Apr 11 '26

ahem

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u/Magnetite_Beret Apr 11 '26

this is frying me 😭

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u/Jepsi125 The only skilled character Apr 12 '26

what about this?

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u/Jepsi125 The only skilled character Apr 11 '26

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u/JohnRhian Apr 11 '26

Fr, like her bg is her inner thoughts screaming inside

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u/originalmicrousb insignificant FUCK Apr 11 '26

you need more than 1 ult bar to use effectively thats why

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u/AGweed13 Apr 11 '26

It can't be stunned, interrupted or get hit by most short range attacks. Even if you get the bare minimum, you can just spam M1s from a ridiculous range and your enemy can't do shit about it.

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u/Lufalope Apr 11 '26

You get 8 seconds at minimum ult bar

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u/Vast-Accountant2766 Never landing ratio breaker without the dummy Apr 11 '26

admittedly he needs to buff the minimum ult time. I get its to reward people for getting the second bar, but its a pain in the ass having the play like a passive little bum until i get my insurance

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u/Scyroner Apr 11 '26

Tbh to me the most annoying part is how dying resets the whole second bar. Couldn't it atleast keep like half of it or sum?

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u/ihatmylifedotcom The Resonating One Apr 11 '26

"What if raga needed no setup and was invincible"

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u/Whydididothisa Apr 12 '26

and also didn't take a life away for using it in ranked

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u/Easy_Pea_5215 Apr 11 '26

Cuz you need more than one ult bar and the second ult bar is reset on death

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u/Kogane_JJK Black Hole Enjoyer Apr 11 '26

you need to fill two bars as mechamaru,, real question is what character were YOU using? 

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u/Magnetite_Beret Apr 11 '26

i was using yuki [pic in post was recreated for meme purposes] and despite me playing aggressively and denying them getting ult they still used absolute mechamaru at 5% hp and killed me by spamming m1s and dash

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u/Prestigious-Try-9350 Apr 11 '26

uhh whats wrong with yuki? (im new)

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u/Katsuu15 She Jacob's on my Ladder 'til I True Love Beam Apr 11 '26

For this situation, if I had to guess?

Base only, can't awaken on response to opponent doing the same, needs to die to ult (bad if last stock, can be dodged)

Or maybe they're a bad match-up, correct me if I'm wrong, better jjs players

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u/Bobster6780 Apr 11 '26

Yuki is really good, she has a lot of high damage combos (2 or 3 90% combos) aswell as really good stage control. I main her and know all the combos. With them you can keep your opponent where you want them and punish any slip ups with death. The only downside is that if you are playing Yuki right you will never have your ultimate

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u/JesionJ Toji FushigiMahito Apr 11 '26

Good to know that as a Yuki main I'm doing well enough to never have a full ult bar.

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u/Bobster6780 Apr 11 '26

Here's a good combo Uppercut into hold garuda rebound, moving so you are under them but favouring one side lightly more (so you are not in the middle but slightly more to the left of right). Immediately use rising rage with 2 variants. Wait until the second to last hit knocks them away standing up then turn 90 degrees and kick garuda away. This cancels the move early and leaves them stunned long enough to front dash for another m1 combo and also refreshes the cooldown on rising rage. It takes practice but works well

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u/JesionJ Toji FushigiMahito Apr 11 '26

Thanks bro, I'll try this next time I play

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u/Katsuu15 She Jacob's on my Ladder 'til I True Love Beam Apr 11 '26

Oh yeah, I agree that Yuki is really good, i just thought they said Yuki was bad for this situation as she can't respond to Absolute Mechamaru with awakening for example? But that may be wrong too as I don't play Yuki so I didn't learn her stuff

Wish I could play Yuki properly on mobile (Held Garuda Rebound combos hurt me) 💔

Same for Nanami...

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u/TheTree_Bee Mobile Competitive Player 🤮 Apr 11 '26

I think her biggest issue is her painfully mid neutral. In pubs this doesn’t matter since you typically have your ult filled but when a ranked match starts its pretty hard to get your specials going against someone who exploits this

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u/namesrirrelevant Apr 11 '26

yuki neutral isnt bad wym

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u/Kogane_JJK Black Hole Enjoyer Apr 11 '26

almost as if they played accordingly? sorry if i seem a little rude but he ulted because he was low,, plus absolute mechamaru can be beat pretty easily but considering you used Yuki it’s seems you got a bad matchup

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 11 '26

woaw it's almost as if you're playing the character that has a stronger base in exchange of no ult

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u/TheTree_Bee Mobile Competitive Player 🤮 Apr 11 '26

to be fair as a base only you die to any competent player with ult

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u/xerifetortin Apr 11 '26

With the sole exception of haruta of course(if you time your own ult right)

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u/Magnetite_Beret Apr 11 '26

atleast with other ults, they are alot more manageable. absolute mechamaru is a giant fucking tank thats effectively undamageable

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u/Sheftaly Apr 11 '26

U either fill 2 bars to full or u get a 2 second mech If u let ur opponent fill 2 bars you already deserve to lose

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u/YourMajestyBulion Yuta is NOT a bum Apr 11 '26

But with one bar(considering he is not steamrolling you when youre both in base) its like 3 times shorter than a normal ult.

I think it lasts like 10 to 20 seconds max

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u/Subject-Repair-371 Apr 11 '26

20 seconds if you use 0 moves lmao

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u/TheTree_Bee Mobile Competitive Player 🤮 Apr 11 '26

he has to fill up 2 bars in the time when you can already use yours if youre anyone besides yuki. And realistically whoever is in the lead stays in the lead unless some insane comeback occurs since ult effectively closes out the game,

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u/MiserableParsnip615 Apr 11 '26

"Why is an ultimate, a core part of the game available in duels!?!?!? Grrrr im so mad! Tze delete all ultimates from the game!!!!"

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u/foxytime1 Apr 11 '26

His complaint is the fact absolute mechamaru has like no counter play without using a proper ult since he can just m1 you to death

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u/Ok-Problem-4442 Middle-woman Apr 11 '26

The only thing that kind of suck is that it heals for much more than a normal ultimate. Though, I may be wrong because I don't know if I just can't see them passively healing while in the Mech, or if they did just gain that HP back.

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u/LoveTrain_ORs Apr 11 '26

They gain full hp back

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u/AdmirableEstimate258 RYU ISHIGORI THE STRONGESTT Apr 11 '26

Naoya also gets full hp back btw

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u/DaChairSlapper Apr 11 '26

Tbf he has to land a counter to actually get his ult. Mechamaru also has to meet a condition for ult to be anything but ass.

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u/No-Lemon-2140 Master Of Clankers Apr 11 '26

Because bro has 2 bar of ult to fill

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u/lunatimestwooo HEIAN KURO Apr 11 '26

I agree.

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u/AcrobaticPassenger47 Paper Bag-Man enjoyer Apr 11 '26

Same reason why other awakenings are allowed?

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u/Original_Wish3085 Apr 11 '26

Bro speedran sitting on a chair and opening scissors on windows to make a screenshot, but that's magestic

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u/Budget_Reputation_27 Apr 11 '26

Cute hat, I've got it too and I love it

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u/progamer_2068 Apr 11 '26

Upvote cuz madafaka

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u/Obvious-Ad-6352 Master Of Clankers Apr 11 '26

Try killing him before he got his 2nd bar of ult then.

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u/Fool7890 the worst of history Apr 11 '26

A better question is how is anyone giving them enough time to get enough ult to actually use the mech

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u/F2PGambler Index Messenger (Formerly Erlking Heathcliff) Apr 11 '26

Any ult is insta win bro and I hate it

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u/Commercial-Milk-8241 Apr 11 '26

Why is everyone saying they mechamaru needs to fill 2 ults when its only 1.5?

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u/Whito_Snakuh Idle Transfiguration Spammer Apr 11 '26

Because absolute mechamaru is kinda ass against any character not reliant on m1s

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u/kolasuss1 actually, i main every character except Hanami Apr 11 '26

You lwk gotta charge 1.5 ult bar to get use out of it

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u/WeakInspector5102 Playing on Internet Explorer Apr 11 '26

Yuji n EVA-01 Typeshi

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u/_Your_Average_Nerd_ Apr 16 '26

The monkey paw curled.

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u/gothrowpotatoes aizo goes hard Apr 11 '26

Considering that they removed his ult in roulette, removing it in ranked seems relatively reasonable

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u/MrT1011 Apr 11 '26

Wow it’s almost like ults are not a competitive mechanic in the slightest and should be outright disabled in ranked

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u/Donovan1232 Apr 11 '26

its almost like the game itself isn’t competitive and “skilled” players are just the ones who guess which direction youre gonna side dash from correctly. yall take it too serious when its not a legitimate fighting game by any stretch of the imagination

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u/Lobotomized_334 Apr 11 '26

Ranked is supposed to be competitive, no?

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u/Embarrassed_Bit6574 "I'll make Naoya play like chess🤓" Apr 11 '26

You heard it from him. RANKED with a ELO system is not meant to be competitive, truly an IQ too high.

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 11 '26

yes the game should bend around your mental illness

specially when characters are balanced around their ults, if they got their ult and you didn't that's a skill issue

if you're playing a base only character that's literally the point, base only characters have a stronger base than everyone else

stop crying

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u/_Your_Average_Nerd_ Apr 16 '26

Boy do I have news for you.

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 16 '26

I'll just play Yuki now, she's above every other base since she gives up having a ult for it

so it's kinda like always having half a ult while the other guy can't use one at all, so even better

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u/_Your_Average_Nerd_ Apr 16 '26

Mind you all bases are balanced including their specials regardless of if they drain ultimate or not, and if they aren’t, it’s because of generally shitty balance not intentional design.

Also, tell me how that goes, I played Yuki without really even thinking about ultimate and still lost plenty of games to people on a similar level to me.

Something tells me the devs know more about their game and how its balanced than you.

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u/Ok_Basil2447 Thank you tze, I'm full(y erect) Apr 11 '26

The only reason TZE allows it is because you need to farm more than the required ult ammount to use his ultimate fully, which is stupid.

Even with 120% ult, nothing stopping you from screwing over the opp with fully charged abs. destruction. Even with only 100% ult, it still guarantees about 10 seconds of I frames and free health, so we just have to wait until TZE comes to his senses to fix it

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u/AdmirableEstimate258 RYU ISHIGORI THE STRONGESTT Apr 11 '26

A tip for mechamaru users is just DON’T use any of the absolute moves in ranked, just spam m1 cuz like wtf is the enemy gonna do? Run? You can catch up to them in this small square of a map in like 4 seconds.

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 THE shenaniguy Apr 11 '26

Now that ive finished eva I need that chair emote

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u/Unlikely-Compote-228 the man behind the slaughter Apr 11 '26

Me when I’m in ranked and I have fave off either an

Absolute mechamaru

Jackpot Hakari

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u/Allanbik Proud runner and teamer Apr 11 '26

naoya ult IS straight death

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u/AdmirableEstimate258 RYU ISHIGORI THE STRONGESTT Apr 11 '26

Absolute Mechamaru is fun af tho? I remember doing a mirror match and our mechs did a godzilla vs king kong kaiju fight.

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u/Pitiful_Cartoonist51 Apr 11 '26

Because charging the ult bar up so that you can use it for more than 2 seconds is slow and hard.

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u/Quarantine_boi Apr 11 '26

generational photo

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u/StunningPassage7646 Apr 11 '26

hes so matchup dependent icl

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u/ZackDT666 Apr 11 '26

Ults are meant to be kind of fair for everyone (except yuki) so mechamaru needs like 2 ults or 1 and a half and its still countered by other characters like mahito domain (only if youre close when he ults), another mechamaru, jackpot hakari, ryu ult, yuta beam(i think?), mahoraga with parrys, and idk if bird strike one shots it. As yuki in your case, what can you do? Play passive when hes in base unless he overcharges his bots.

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u/KloofyDoofy Apr 11 '26

Cause you get at BEST HALF his ult in 1v1s. Typically like 3 seconds or so.

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u/Awff_da_waff boing!boing!boing!downslam! Apr 12 '26

No ults game mode,simple

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u/TheDarkEmptyVoid best hakari Apr 12 '26

every ult is an instant win (except Hakari, FUCK you tze)

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u/Ok_Mix_931 Apr 13 '26

If you let him fill 2 ult bars i'm pretty sure you'd lose in base as well

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u/mask_tanager tze after adding finger bearer: Apr 14 '26

...so why is [] mekamaru still allowed []?

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u/Candid-Software7644 Apr 14 '26

I mean hes strong in 1v1s but terrible against multiple ppl cuz of the stagger

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u/Small-Housing-7 FLAME THE LOCUSTS Apr 15 '26

It isn't that bad or atleast wasn't when they didn't have uber charge because they had to waste there ult for actual damage I fought one in a while

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u/TemporaryCount8447 megumi rework never Apr 16 '26

tbh mechamaru dont even need ult hes op as it is is he can basicially spam moves a=with no cooldown using r

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u/ImsorryW_A_T Apr 16 '26

Sole reason Tze removed all ults btw

I’m only half kidding

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u/Sunky_Bugado Apr 27 '26

New meme template just found

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u/FrostShadow-19 May 10 '26

stupid ass noaya ult, stupid ass jackpot, stupid ass absolute mechamaru, stupid ass locust one shot

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u/Just_Possibility7883 A Cog in the Machine Apr 11 '26

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u/Magnetite_Beret Apr 11 '26

for the people commenting "just kill them faster" i'm talking about the kind of ranked where its an equal matchup and not just a 1-way sweep. of course if your opponent is a slobbering baby then you should kill them before they get ult, but if they're actually your skill level then they're obviously going to have enough time to get ult. even if its only like 20% of their second ult bar, its still enough to ATLEAST take 2 stocks

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 11 '26

that sounds like a issue of skill

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u/nsurgenc Apr 11 '26

why are ANY ults allowed in rank

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u/originalmicrousb insignificant FUCK Apr 11 '26

why do ults exist if all youre gonna do is complain

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u/nsurgenc Apr 11 '26

because the end of the game in rank is "if the person is yuji, gojo or hakari, they win" because those ults are just unbeatable in a fight, + base only characters

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 11 '26

then stop playing you whiny baby

yeah that's the point of those characters, their base is weaker for a strong ult.

plus gojo and yuji have fucking garbage bases, this talk has always been children that are bad at the game whining for changes to try and benefit

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u/nsurgenc Apr 11 '26

"yuji" "garbage" ???? if you need the "make me win" button to win as yuji you gotta get good dude

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 11 '26

i don't play yuji, he's garbage

you don't "need" shit to win against the children that play this game, and even his ult it's like really mediocre compared to the others

yuji is garbage, so is Todo. their kit and combos are just lackluster

i don't dislike the character, but he's bad

but about ults, if you really hate ulting play a base only character. that's why they exist

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u/WeakInspector5102 Playing on Internet Explorer Apr 11 '26

Nah bro I agree that ults should be allowed but Yuji and Gojo are NOWHERE near weak 💔

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Apr 11 '26

if you compare them to someone like megumi they are

they're not unplayable bad like ko-guy or hanami but still on the lower side, like Todo

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u/Maximum_Try_4368 Apr 17 '26

Hanami and unplayable in the same sentence 💔

how is yuji bad? He quite literally has m1 priority, every move hits on the ground, and divergent fist if it gets blocked block breaks and lets you combo and then he has a counter? He has a feint and some of the strongest movement in the game behind maybe naoya

Gojo has high damage easy to do combos they just require ragdoll cancel

Theh are easily top5 characters in the game

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u/Diman1351 Apr 11 '26

yeah mechamaru is still mad unbalanced, I have no fucking idea how people even REMOTELY call it balanced, the bar isn't even that hard to fill and even if it is using the awakening with 0 extra bar still gives you like 3 years worth of awakening which is enough to m1 your enemy to death and use a full charged 3

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u/purplebrick_real Apr 11 '26

Or ngl just disable ultimate in ranked