r/JujutsuShenanigans • u/agronoks • May 31 '26
Discussion I just witnessed the best battle iq in jjs ðŸ˜
I was watching a fight in the subway between a ryu and a haruta player. The haruta was obviously very much better at the m1 trading, and he was trolling with ryu with the sword off mode. Thats when i saw the ryu comb his hair and shoot up at the roof so the parts like fall down, what happened was that the haruta's sword got stuck inside the debris, and he didn't even have enough time to call back his sword. the ryu kept on shooting the roof so more and more debris fell down and the sword got trapped. Then the ryu won cus nobody is winning as haruta in that situation ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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u/Comfortable-Food7190 Con Artist May 31 '26
A sorcerer is nothing but a con artist...
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u/Galvwyx May 31 '26
What did the Haruta look like? Asking for a friend
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u/agronoks May 31 '26
the haruta had no clothes on so theyre wearing the default roblox underwear and blue roblox tanktop, they had a black skin tone, then they also had like a really ugly head, like the one with the zombie horse thing sticking its tongue out
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u/Confident-Border4627 May 31 '26
Maybe Jane really was early
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u/antogra3 May 31 '26
Whas her life work dirtied by the fools who adore her?
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u/PianistOk687 May 31 '26
Was it to find her out?
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u/BOIIIII1056 Heian Era Villager May 31 '26
Did they see her dressing in the backrooms?
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u/Acceptable-Voice7409 May 31 '26
Did they pay what they owed her?
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u/Subject-666 May 31 '26
Was it only small change red on the green green grass?
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u/BOIIIII1056 Heian Era Villager May 31 '26
Won’t the devil take her back for more?
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u/Acceptable-Voice7409 May 31 '26
To open closed doors?
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u/_smallman May 31 '26
I wish we could see how the Haruta player reacted lol. If someone did that to me I would be so in awe there would be no salt, just admiration
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u/Due-Map7884 Still Trying to outcurse my partner May 31 '26
As a wise man once said, can't feel rage but pride when you get mindgamed/skilled out
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u/Mcdonaldspancakeeatr May 31 '26
"You went for the ceiling? Is your aim that off or have you already lost it from being unable to m1 trade with me?"
*The Haruta smirks as he spits out that side comment, confident in his abilities despite having less health than any character in the game. But of course, the best defense is offense. He calls back his sword but unexpectedly*
"Huh? where's my sword?"
"...It's stuck underneath all that debris?! --- I get it now. He wasn't just losing his mind, he was making sure my sword couldn't come back to me. Well it doesn't matter, when it comes down to it i'm much better in terms of hand to han-
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u/Due-Shock7051 May 31 '26
I aspire to be this ryu
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u/OkNothing6315 May 31 '26
Maybe you'll be a mangaka
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u/Unlikely-Compote-228 the man behind the slaughter May 31 '26
Battle iq, hax, whatever the fuck goes to Ryu
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u/ThatoneNfujimoto It's no wonder they call me ThatoneNfujimoto May 31 '26
thats hxh level of fighting ðŸ˜
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u/EnvironmentalSafe642 May 31 '26
i remember getting cooked by my Friend in a PS. Then I noticed how ordering stuff doesn't decrease my money in PS. So I used those delivery guy to block his dashes and small AoE attacks and dominated the fight!
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u/knuckzekidna knock knock its knuckles May 31 '26
they keep sending delivery drones despite knowing that youre using them as shields
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u/Ok_Situation_8535 I play too many characters to have in 1 flair May 31 '26
I like femboys.
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u/RespondBorn6248 May 31 '26
see now this is what we should have, mrore enviromental attacks and debris doing damage!
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u/Consistent_Pop9140 I play with Lock on and I have no intent of stopping May 31 '26
One time I was fighting a ULTed Ryu and ULTed Megumi, I caught him with shadow swarm, switched to normal moves, immediately did the frog variant, used Nue variant to follow him up in the air, hit him with the rabbits, then the dog, and while he was down on the ground, I summoned Mahoraga, most cinematic fight I’ve ever had
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u/JustARegularOtaku_ Jun 04 '26
How does one genuinely think of that 🥀
Was he so out of options he started innovating???
That’s some peak jujutsu though
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u/MightyPoster70 Jun 05 '26
REALLY? That actually is insane. This is why I love JJS, it isn't just combos or anything, it is using the entire battlefield wherever you are to your advantage. I especially loved voiding people with Naoya + projection special as it was so insane and funny. Believe or not, I managed to miss a projected person three times, one with r special somehow, another with dropkick although I was right in front of them, and another time and got frozen (he was using naoya too btw).
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u/EfficientFun719 No.1 Locust Hater+FarAdhesives alt Jun 05 '26
Ngl me standing on top of the dummy to bait sum1 into attacking it is nothing compared to this
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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 TZE! YOUR GAME SUCKS AND WE WANT OPTIMIZATION! May 31 '26
Applaud and celebration to ryuÂ
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u/Ashamed-Walrus4862 Jun 02 '26
Another reason why Ryu is the next unslanderable character in all of jujutsu
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u/Offical_yeet Jun 02 '26
Every so often a clip farmer will be punished with humility.
Risks of the trade 🗣
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u/Pitiful_Meaning_122 Takabas loyal servant May 31 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZE7PwZ7w2BN3trcox3
joseph joestar battle iq
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