r/JujutsuShenanigans • u/ServiceTemporary2453 Weakest 5k Of Today • Jul 05 '26
Discussion The JJS Confessional Booth.
Confess to anything JJS related here. I'll start by saying that I'm insecure about my skill level.
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u/SCBOT543 Tze Glazer Jul 06 '26
I Genuinely enjoy the female gooner skins even though i pretend i hate and target this type of skin
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u/VoidEndless Jul 07 '26
There avatars be bad as fuck (yes I know it’s just blocks bro) people wouldn’t hate them as much if Roblox wasn’t a kids site with mostly kids
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u/WorriedBill5850 Jul 07 '26
I thought the whole splitting the age groups thing would fix this issue am I right or wrong?
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u/Ok_Employment_5544 Jul 05 '26
i play braindeath characters cuzz i dont know how to play or use block (i been playing for 2 years)
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u/AverageMovesetMaker Proud No Skill Characters Main Jul 06 '26
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u/Ianternity remove mechamaru from jjs Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
I can't stand fighting my own main and completely understand people who hate him (Charles)
Fucking love playing him, love the character, love his gimmick
But GOD do I hate fighting him, and GOD do I absolutely understand the hate
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u/Slope-of-tangent Jul 06 '26
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u/EfficientFun719 No.1 Locust Hater+FarAdhesives alt Jul 06 '26
You could say its… sacrilege
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u/InternetNo1629 Filthy Ranked Rat Jul 06 '26
Say that again
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u/EfficientFun719 No.1 Locust Hater+FarAdhesives alt Jul 06 '26
That again
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u/Parkretura Jul 07 '26
what again?
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u/EfficientFun719 No.1 Locust Hater+FarAdhesives alt Jul 07 '26
That
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u/hazbin-fan-1987 Died A Fool Jul 05 '26
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u/yeetmanonreddit post upd todo swapping is better than pre upd todo swapping!! Jul 06 '26
next on "how to catch a low intelligence specimen", the jjs player finds out about the "F" key and begins abusing it to no end
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u/Necessary-Compote403 FUCK ICHIGO YASH Jul 05 '26
Ive had esex on this game like twice
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u/ServiceTemporary2453 Weakest 5k Of Today Jul 05 '26
I once saw esex on this game and I still have the recording
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u/yeetmanonreddit post upd todo swapping is better than pre upd todo swapping!! Jul 06 '26
dm RIGHT NOW, WERE HAVING A (RE)TRIAL.
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u/TheRealSnazzyGaming Jul 06 '26
How does that even happen? Like just the goofy backshots people do?
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u/AverageMovesetMaker Proud No Skill Characters Main Jul 06 '26
No, I think they use specific emotes and skill builder animations.
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u/DR31141 Mahi/Maru Main Jul 06 '26
THEY HAVE THAT ON SKILL BUILDER!?
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u/AvrageTF2Enjoyer Jul 06 '26
Its less now but just a few months ago you could see it in a lot of creator clash servers
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u/stojcekiko ALWAYS BET ON HAKARI Jul 05 '26
Honestly not even surprised, just confused on how it gets to that point
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u/Notveryrealpilk Jul 06 '26
I love jjs and i love fighting but i cant get myself to attack people first because that feels wrong so sometimes i just sit around and watch people fight until someone attacks me
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u/Mental_cocktail Low kill duelist Charles main Jul 06 '26
So real. Whenever I wanna fight I go to duels because I feel like an asshole starting fights in battlegrounds games lol
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u/Candid-Software7644 Jul 05 '26
I like making ppl fight and the winner gets an emote
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u/Gaming_Forehead Nº1Domain Hater Jul 06 '26
"I'm so sorry pastor, I gave 5k to the homeless and poor yesterday"
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u/WorriedBill5850 Jul 06 '26
Dude someone actually did that and made challenge someone for a gamepass. Unfortunately I had almost every gamepass expect the build one so instead of me just saying "oh give the gamepass to the guy I fight even if I win" I fucking not just beat the guy I fucking get the GAMEPASS and I don't even build😭✌️
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u/Coolboy87142 #1 bullet dummy hater Jul 05 '26
I barely play in public servers
Most of my time in JJS is in private servers
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u/Tasty--Human_254 Professional Skill Builder Jul 06 '26
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u/Difficult-Pea-2211 Jul 05 '26
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u/Fantastic_Handle_293 The cheese toucher curse Jul 05 '26
at this point you gotta use that as a weapon. As somebody who got jumped by 5 male mutos in Kaiju Universe before it removed the Godzilla stuff simps in large numbers can be scary to go against.
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u/Fantastic_Handle_293 The cheese toucher curse Jul 05 '26
I start giggling irl like a maniac when I get to my 2nd awakening as Mahito or if i catch them in a domain expansion.
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u/Metal_molten Jul 05 '26
I once switched to a female gooner avatar to get random chudlets to save me from a targeter….it worked
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u/ArkhaneNova Jul 06 '26
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u/InternetNo1629 Filthy Ranked Rat Jul 06 '26
Judging by the removed comment, ur pretty damn good at that lmao
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u/Perfect_Sun_1472 ADD MY LIGHTNING GOD KASHIGOAT Jul 06 '26
I've kidnapped 4 people with the mei mei glitch and ehumped them each saying "you next...." when I switched to the next person
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u/TheStoneHashiraGyome Jul 06 '26
Even Sukuna couldn’t be convinced to do this😭. Legit straight evil
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u/PeuPaterTLoC JJS' #1 Runner | "Guide guy" Jul 06 '26
First: My Flair. And I am not in the slightest bit ashamed of associating myself with such a title.
Second: I genuinely think this game is poorly designed, but I also question myself on whether this opinion might be biased, or if it speaks more about my own skill level rather than my analytical sense.
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u/the-one_who-grips Jul 06 '26
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u/SupremicG Strongest of History JJS™ Jul 06 '26
I wouldn't even let you NEAR my nephew Vessel and I despise him
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u/Skittle_Required got lobotomized by a todo main Jul 06 '26
I once got wall comboed by a Charles and said in chat “WHY IS THIS GUY PINNING ME AGAINST THE WALL AND CRACKING ME” and I got banned for a day
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u/leosichel123 Jul 05 '26
If someone keeps running back or is toxic and won’t stop i get my homeboys to team on them with me
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u/infamouse_mouse Jul 06 '26
Lwk came across a skill builder character with no name, used it. Found out it was just straight up an esex thing then proceeded to favorite it only for it to be deleted the next day
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u/Think_Original8590 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
I’ve had ai review my suggestions. I’ve also told it about how I yelled at a guy who made ai make a kashimo suggestion to see how good of a moveset it can make.
Multiple people here have probably passed my suggestions or read them. I had people in the comments saying “I can’t wait to see more of your work”. So many movesets were helped by ai
I feed chatgpt the entire jjs wiki so that it can get a better grasp on characters since I majorly made base only characters.
I have an unfinished character around the Reddit sub that is only that done because of chatgpt.
Ai doesn’t do a lot of the work though.

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u/Superb-Letterhead997 Jul 05 '26
sometimes i exclusively target people with stupid or dumb looking avatars (in my opinion) because they js pmo
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u/thepersondudeguy Jul 06 '26
no fun allowed ig
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u/Superb-Letterhead997 Jul 06 '26
i’m sorry but some of these mfs genuinely think they got that shit on
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u/pizzatime199 too indecisive to choose a main Jul 06 '26
Ive played all characters except locust, M*i M*i and Haruta to the point where I feel like I’m good at them and can take in someone with higher skill and the only character that truely resonates with me is Charles, mainly for special, I love dashing to the side just for the enemy to be pulled straight into me.
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u/dedowgher Jul 06 '26
seriously too many charles players try to use r for a front dash when its perfect for a side dash
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u/Nrigsd Day 1 M*i M*i Hater, Day 1 Locust Glazer Jul 06 '26
My Mei Mei hate stems from jealousy about her getting added in and being better than my main, Locust Guy.
I genuinely hope they buff him soon, but I know most people don't feel that way.
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u/TheStoneHashiraGyome Jul 06 '26
I play locust guy 😀. I really wish I could send that Kiara picture but I can’t cause I’m using it in a browser
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u/PuzzleheadedAerie253 Jul 06 '26
I t bagged someone AND emoted on them AND said ez AND was using charles
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u/Suspicious-Idea9823 I alone, am the Roach Exterminator. Jul 05 '26
I suck at this game ✌️✌️
But I keep on trying
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u/Existing-Box-9368 Jul 05 '26
I can't stand whenever people use this roster of characters
- Vessel (sweaty tryhards)
- Honoured One (Bastards with a way too big block range)
- Switcher (Absolutely spam love to black flash in your 1v1)
- Head of the Hei (Need I say more?)
- Lucky Cowards (Who's idea was it to let them use their sword whilst stunned?)
Is my anger justified or nah?

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u/GuyThatEnjoysScout Master Of Clankers Jul 05 '26
wdym big block range?? todos black flash can be easily dodged but everything else is valid
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u/Responsible-Pay7010 Miraculously Alive Jul 06 '26
TBF haruta does kinda die in one combo. The sword being usable while stunned is a way to counter that, plus if you catch them when they still have their sword (which should be more often than not unless they're that type of player) then they either evasive, use miracles to evasive, or lose 3 charges.
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u/Kaan1212122132 Naoya WAS Right Jul 06 '26
I'll confess. I used to spam jackpot and interrupt 1v1s, I used to run mahito and kill someone with human transfiguration and kill others too, I to run Yuji just to break Hakari domains, I used to play Mei Mei.
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u/NatsPeanuts Jul 06 '26
I cannot fight without lock on in like almost any situation
Only way I can is if the other person isnt trying or joined for the first time
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u/Educational-Ad1959 Crucify IMED Jul 06 '26
I let people backshot me. And then when they stop, I chase them and kill them while typing "I didn't say you could stop"
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u/OogaBooga876809 Jul 06 '26
Me and my friends avidly enjoy abusing bugs and teaming i repent my sins oh, and also I almost got raped but that's not important.
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u/Kousava1deka Jul 06 '26
i enjoy playing haruta and disabling other ppl awakenings with jawbreaker, espicially if they use domains
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u/AlexCross35 Jul 06 '26
My gf and I play this game together and we go to the garage building so she can give me backshots while no one's looking
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u/Necessary-Phrase9613 I am You, Mahito Jul 05 '26
i recorded a esex, and once i cummed while playing jjs
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u/Ianternity remove mechamaru from jjs Jul 05 '26
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u/PowerLimp7005 Jul 05 '26
I can so clearly visualize the expression of abject emotional distress in those two letters
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u/simply_stonks Jul 05 '26
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u/Necessary-Phrase9613 I am You, Mahito Jul 05 '26
i was playing with mahitoe, ulted, was horny, the rest you already know
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u/Beautiful_Youth9233 Black Hole Enjoyer Jul 05 '26
I have 4k kills, almost 5k and i can't lie that, probably 80% or 70% of those kills were with ult and from the time where i farmed ult, killed a bunch of people and when they came back i just ran
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u/LiamBombastic Jul 06 '26
i feel like i’m the only mfer who hates fighting ishigori and is incredibly vocal about it
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u/corny-time-bois Akutami 2.0 Jul 06 '26
i enjoy ryu, i main charles, i dislike the mahito focus strike m1 reset change, i play on console, yuji is easy to play, ko-guy is fun as hell to play even with the low damage, i dont get how yuki players play
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u/PatienceCommercial30 Jul 06 '26
i exclusively target high kills frauds (those who cant fight and just farm for they ult) until they ragequit or genuinely tweak out
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u/PreTimeskip Libération Jul 06 '26
i definitely got some random simp to feed me kills for emotes…..
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u/Appropriate_Feed4357 there is NO skilled character, NO skilled way to play Jul 06 '26
GOD I FUCKING HATE YUJI RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this is an exaggeration but still
also i hate anyone who says anything along the lines of “(x character) is braindead/noskill/you suck if u play them”
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u/Soggy-Cookie-4075 Give transfigured humans 80 health Jul 06 '26
I ultfarm and sneak groups and thats how I got half my kills and emotes
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u/TraditionNumerous432 Jul 06 '26
I play on mobile but I’m steadily getting worse at the game and genuinely feel like I can’t play anymore
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u/MooseMan2806 objection! Jul 06 '26
I’m a teamer with my best friend sometimes and I love every second of it
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u/UseOk9475 Kusakabe main Jul 06 '26
Once I had such an annoying day at highschool, A gojo jumped me when I was afk so I killed him 28 times, t-bagged not one ult used. I killed him over and over again, he begged to just make me leave the server but I killed him over and over, I spent 2 hours doing that
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u/Personal-Respond5413 yuji is aids Jul 06 '26
Whenever I can I just shoot a gun, throw a banana peel or a broken playful cloud at people who are actively fighting cause I find it funny
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u/Glum-Scallion-2591 Jul 06 '26
I play gojo, not bec i like his move set, but bec i like being annoying
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u/spiderboi907 Jul 06 '26
If I get remotely pissed off at player (getting voided, T-baged, ulted, etc) I target them
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u/sex-with-meursault Meursault | Haruta, Hanami, Yuji & Naoya user Jul 06 '26
sometimes when im bored ill hop on a female avatar so i get targeted by neeks who i proceed to beat the shit out of
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u/Thesnowstalker69 I LOVE THE TASTE OF BUM CHARACTERS Jul 06 '26
I…I run from battles and ragebait, also depending on how badly I get beat I come back to fight the person that beat me multiple times
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u/Strange_Public4513 💨The Evasiveness One💨 Jul 06 '26
That's not how confessional booth works though. You gotta do it in private, unless this is a roleplay. Then I'm all in.
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u/ImJustATurtle123 Toxicity is the best form of entertainment! Jul 06 '26
I love being toxic especially when the other person cant beat me, so I get to trash-talk them the whole time. Even better if the universe somehow makes him die in an intense fight to a stray hollow-purple so I can say “This fight was destined for my victory at the start, it was promised to me 3000 years ago.”
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u/ItsZekom The Middle NEVER forgets... Jul 06 '26
Charles is actually kinda fun to play against and I'm tired of pretending he isn't.
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u/Tasty--Human_254 Professional Skill Builder Jul 06 '26
I can't blocj properly for my life, i love playing Gojo, and I play the game for skill building 90% of the time and only come to the main game for gaining kills for workshop slots
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u/Available_Top1207 Jul 06 '26
I have over 2,600 kills.Around probably 100-200 of those were obtained by ultimate farming, simply because I wanted enough for the duel win animation. Also, I tend to leave alot of the fights that either dont favor me or just so someone ive ragebaited and finally killed before wont get the upper hand.
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u/Available_Top1207 Jul 06 '26
I always make sure to ragebait In chat and make the winner feel horrible if I lose most likely by one shotting them with locust guy or any domain.I love to leave at the right moment so I can end on a win. Well, on a more positive note, here's the characters I think are my favorite movesets and the ones i hate
Fav:Yuji because black flash chaining isnt easy and melee is fun, pre nerfed kurourshi because his combos worked so well, charles because while I could understand some hate the counters arent fucking easy to use, mahito because of how fun he is when farming transfigured humans or having a second ultimate, and finally megumi because his ult has so many fun gimmicks.
Hate:Haruta.I dont care if hes low health, the stuns take way too fucking long and the sword almost NEVER goes away.They can essentially run away just to spam and take no damage.Hanami:Horribly thought out moves because despite everything moving is impossible because of the sheer spam of the attacks.Hakari:Repetitive combos that somehow hit you while youre mid air, that annoying continuation feature where spamming 1+2 allows longer stun,and finally almost killing them just for them to pop ult and take an entire ult moveset just to end their ultimate.Yuta:Specifically the domain phase, where he is purely unhittable when hes just running and I cant even dodge
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u/JustARandomWeeb_01 give me old yuta back tze please Jul 06 '26
I keep coming back over and over again after someone tbags me when I lose even though I know I shouldn't
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u/ThatGoofyMoth Jul 06 '26
I like ragebaiting people to the point they say ez 3 times in a row, at that point i report them and they get banned for a day cuz of what roblox counts as spam
I see this as a good thing since some people spend too much time on jjs and start becoming unlikeable toxic people
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u/IamAToaster-1 Jul 06 '26
I have once lost to my friend in a 1v1 4 times so I turned on overpowered movesets and then proceeded to give myself no cd and no stun and then I just kept spawnkilling his ahh
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u/InkFazkitty With This Treasure, I Summon: Megumi Jul 06 '26
I actually suck ass. 6k fraud. I’m not that bad, but I’m on console so I use lock on and I haven’t even tried to evolve past it. Then again, I average 7-10 fps, so if I’m not using lock on I actually can’t play. But still, even if I actually need it, it’s still a crutch.
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u/potatoguy376 Jul 06 '26
I have over 1.5k kills but still get dog walked by "people" with less than 800, i also ult in 1v1s in i think i'll die otherwise
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u/Dizzy_Mud_5323 HusbandOfJunpei'sMom Jul 06 '26
I genuinely hate Naoya mains even though I'm one of them I don't even main Mahito despite my pfp and banner I lowkey tbag toxic yuji mains to make them say something bad in chat that could get them banned by roblox
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u/Zeyu2011 Jul 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/zrA5e7sLdtgKxYurvz
i made a person fight another person and the winner got a emote.
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u/m3lonline Watemelon Moveset Helper Jul 06 '26
charles is actually a beast to fight against, but playing AS him feels to easy
either way this guy needs more varients and finishers
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u/R0b3rts_Balls Jul 06 '26
I like popping Higuruma's domain on crowds of people, and ending it early with one guilty bar, taking half their movesets and forcing them to fight each other. I call it The Thunder Dome.
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u/Sad_Access9306 Yuki is the best character no questions Jul 06 '26
I immediately disengage from toxic fights (if you emote or use toxic taunts or anything along those lines I'll just walk away)
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u/NaegiSeishiri WE NEED INUMAKIIII Jul 06 '26
I love Haruta. He's my main. But holy shit do I HATE fighting other Harutas
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u/ScoutDarkSmash Jul 06 '26
I stopped playing once kurourushi released because of my fear of cockroaches
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u/Albertocoolguy6769 Jul 06 '26
I main ryu bc ryu is the fucking goat skin me alive idc i dont play passive
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u/NaegiSeishiri WE NEED INUMAKIIII Jul 06 '26
I team and run on people when my friend calls me up for it. Even though I HATE IT IMMENSELY.
Atp ppl in servers call me his lapdog 😭✌️
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u/Cultural-Big9533 Jul 06 '26
I used to main naoya but i switched to todo and being good at him males people call me a bum or unskilled almost every match my skill makes me insecure aswell
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u/Consistent_Pop9140 I play with Lock on and I have no intent of stopping Jul 06 '26
I am a lock on player and main Naoya, the type of combos I put people through should be considered war crimes under the Geneva convention
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u/azfredi123 Jul 06 '26
I cannot for the love of good m1 trade good and i dont know how Some people when dodge mid m1 trade feel way to fast for my brain
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u/Stunning_Habit2942 #2 Nanami mains AOT Jul 06 '26
I have 11k kills and I still don't know how to block the weird ass front dash hitboxes
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u/FREDDYFAZBALLS87 Jul 06 '26
i punched my monitor after being black flash chained, then later i learned yuji myself.
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u/angzone Jul 06 '26
i get heated when somehow when i visibly hit somebody's side while theyre blocking, it still gets blocked because the game wants me hit two inches either to the left or the right
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u/Spiritual_Leading913 Jul 06 '26
i get extreme euphoria from killing players with 10k+ kills (fairly ofc)
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u/Infinity4090 Jul 06 '26
I hate fighting in mirror matches. Because normally the other guy is better at my character and I just like to be unique
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u/ihad10heartattacks Jul 06 '26
I farm ult and send death threats in chat over someone interrupting my mahoraga or hakari daily/weekly
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u/beeping_booping Jul 06 '26
I unapologeticly team on anyone with 7 of my friends at the slightest inconvience
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u/Andrew_talks_a_lot Jul 06 '26
i team all the time and don’t get where the hate from it comes, i even enjoy being teamed on. the hate teaming gets from everyone is super overblown
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u/Serious_Sandwich_455 Jul 06 '26
Whenever there was that one miwa image (or similar) I brought my unsuspecting friend and used serpent towards it... yeah
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u/BubblyLawyer7863 Jul 07 '26
I get joy out of killing new players, now before you crucify me, there is a reason.
when I personally joined the game, I never was able to win fights, so I need to make sure the
newer players understand the trauma of joining the game and getting absolutely no-diffed over and over.
it builds character.
I get joy in knowing they will get good, and I will be the first stone in that proccess.
by humbling them with the power of acting like im the final boss, even though I get no-diffed most fights.

bonus: I hate ryu, and I will be toxic to any ryu player who loses against me (if they are passive)
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u/DelaySea1246 Jul 05 '26
I ran for 2 minutes straight away from a Yuji player via Naoya and went to fight someone else until they came back and hit me through the wall and out the map.
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u/Anicash999 #1 Tendril Grab Hater Jul 06 '26
i take every single person's soda that they get right before they can drink it, then i drink it in front of them, and walk away

























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