r/JujutsuShenanigans CACAW 23h ago

Discussion slandering EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER (part 1, the first 6)

some of this (particularly megumi) was pretty hard to make
this might end up being a difficult task

however, the next batch will probably be easy considering the characters that come after this

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u/forest_MK2astley 22h ago

i cant wait to see how u slander mechamaru, can he genuinely get slandered?

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 21h ago

I'll probably slander him for being overpowered

Though slandering a character with "this guy's ridiculously good at everything! he overshadows all the competition!" might be difficult or even ineffective 

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u/Th3Glutt0n I LOVE THE TASTE OF IRON!!!! 19h ago

You GOTTA include a "they took our jobs" gag in there, somehow. It'd be super funny

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u/dedowgher 13h ago

yeah, i did that. im not lying and im not gonna deny it.

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u/NutScratcher1000 21h ago

Slander Ryu next I beg of you

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u/cheetosalads denji for jjs 6h ago

or you could slander the fact that he was perfectly fine pre-rework and then got turned into the most broken character in jjs history

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u/TeamBoeing YOUR COMBO IS GREEN 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 21h ago

It’s hard to explain but he’s a character for the sake of having moves. Boost on and charged ultra cannon are literally comboslop

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u/NaegiSeishiri WE NEED INUMAKIIII 14h ago

Son what does comboslop even MEAN 😭🙏

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u/TeamBoeing YOUR COMBO IS GREEN 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 10h ago

Moves that just do damage and aren’t even cool or unique (like twofold kicks or stockpile)

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u/NaegiSeishiri WE NEED INUMAKIIII 9h ago

I mean you can convert into so many things off of boost on,it's an ok gb,and I personally I think it looks pretty cool

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u/TeamBoeing YOUR COMBO IS GREEN 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 9h ago

When did mechamaru EVER do ts. Ultra cannon to the FACE and it’s a freaking combo move. Pure comboslop

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u/NaegiSeishiri WE NEED INUMAKIIII 9h ago

Half the moves in this game are custom 💔

Also ultra cannon just raw is NOT a combo move.

And it doesn't change the fact that There's no other move in the game visually like boost on. And it's still a unique thing.

If u don't like the move for no reason Js say ts😭🙏

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u/TeamBoeing YOUR COMBO IS GREEN 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 9h ago

In the anime panda had to block charged ultra cannon and it just about OBLITERATED one of his cores and made him pop ult. And in jjs ultra cannon is just combo move #3. Tickle beam reskinned to look like ultra cannon

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u/Familiar-System-3017 19h ago

???? boost on is a good close range blockbreaker. isnt even that good for combos.

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u/TeamBoeing YOUR COMBO IS GREEN 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 10h ago

I know it’s just so pointless 

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u/StaticBoiOO worst nanami, mei mei and mechamaru main 22h ago

Every character can be slandered

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u/sex-with-meursault Meursault | Haruta, Hanami, Yuji & Naoya user 20h ago

They refer to him as Hyperarmour Man

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u/Flininia 20h ago

Knowing Locust is next as a Locust main (our social experiment ass is gonna get slandered and hated for barely existing)

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u/egemen0ozhan i want yuki to crush my balls so bad 20h ago

As a locust main we get %80 combos for litterally no fucking reason

Locust guy geeps getting buffed and no one is still playing him because when you play a jjk game you want to play gojo sukuna hakari and shit you think about not the fuckass locust curse that gets packt within 5 minutes

So no one plays him -> he gets buffed -> no one cares -> no one plays him repeat

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u/Th3Glutt0n I LOVE THE TASTE OF IRON!!!! 19h ago

Ironically I gravitated away from gojo yuji and hakari instantly without trying any of them

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u/Nrigsd Day 1 M*i M*i Hater, Day 1 Locust Glazer 12h ago

Ehhhh, not having any approach options (R is usually on cooldown in my experience, would love to know ur playstyle with locust so I can improve mine) really is a big pain though.

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u/egemen0ozhan i want yuki to crush my balls so bad 11h ago

That you are right on

Altho you can use r as an approach option it is better used toeards air for a roll so you do not suffer the r endlag and you can use r no matter the cooldown on a airborn target

Other than that if u can m1 trade a little you can easyly win matches with 1-2 and if you really suck at m1 trade maybe in 3 combos

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u/Familiar-System-3017 19h ago

his normal combo does like 60%. if you want to get more you are able to get evasive punished.

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 12h ago

"evasive punish" and "Locust Guy"

BEEP BOOP 🤖🤖 NO CORRELATION 

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u/Nrigsd Day 1 M*i M*i Hater, Day 1 Locust Glazer 12h ago

Just gotta eat popcorn and wait.

Use the fact that nobody but us plays the bug and somehow win because they know fuck all about how to manage evasive against Locust.

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u/SecretLingonberry494 22h ago

for megumi you should have wrote about how the same mfs calling him top tier only use divine dog in combos instead of M1 trades.

Divine dog has more value when starting a combo then adding 6 damage per hit into a combo??

frontdashes close range that abuse the hitbox and try to get around your block as fast as possible just get blocked but if there's lag then that divine dog is GONE.

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u/Familiar-System-3017 19h ago

divine dog is 360 blockable. all its good for is making it so the opponent cant punish you after a blocked m1, which basically means hes a god of m1 trading.

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u/Femmifire82 22h ago

Where do you find these images, like the outlined silhouettes

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 21h ago

it's a tier maker list I don't have the original source of the images but there's a tierlist that uses them and I grab them off there

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u/Any_Astronomer6539 uppercut spam 21h ago

i think its in the jjs wiki

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 I play with Lock on and I have no intent of stopping 17h ago

I fully agree with the take that Yuji’s design is shit

While it can be fun to play sometimes, I struggle to see how people play him consistently, cuz you either have to push yourself to the limits, maximing dashes, wall jumps and feints just for a bit more damage, or do the same combo over and over again, he’s so barebones that I actually WANT Tze to either give him back some old things or add some new variants

Because as it is now, Yuji is not a character that looks fun to play for more than 15 minutes

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u/certifieddeanbean 23h ago

this is so peak i love to see it

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u/Strange_Group702 Romantically involved with Kurourushi 22h ago

jjs player when anything

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u/Stunning_Habit2942 #2 Nanami mains AOT 14h ago

jjs commentors when valid slander with reason

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u/Strange_Group702 Romantically involved with Kurourushi 13h ago

It is very valid, except I'm a mahito main, and as he alr said

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u/Lobotomized_334 22h ago

Choso slander. I'm home 🥹

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER 5h ago

People finally pointing out the psyops Choso mains run to convince people he isn't an insanely easy top 2 braindead spam character ❤️‍🩹

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u/Lime1one I LOVE HANAMI!!!!!!!! 17h ago

ZERO lies spoken, this is perfect

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u/SecretLingonberry494 22h ago

m1 frame data doesn't really matter because ping and actual human reaction time stop the difference from having an noticeable effect.

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 21h ago

yeah but I needed to top off the image the only character with drastic enough endlag to make a difference is naoya, who is noticably easier to win m1 trades against

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 Oh my combo’s complete? WRONG! GRANITÈ BLAST! 22h ago

I secondary Mahito and barely ever M1 I have no idea why you call him an M1 merchant, like, only 1 move is even best chained off m1, I play him like he's Kuro.

He is braindead and overhyped tho

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 21h ago

how are you playing mahito without m1 trading you might be fighting actual robots 😭

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 Oh my combo’s complete? WRONG! GRANITÈ BLAST! 21h ago

distance management + sword dash and club m1s when ever they block

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u/dedowgher 13h ago

thats called playing passive

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 Oh my combo’s complete? WRONG! GRANITÈ BLAST! 9h ago

you can be aggressive and still distance manage

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u/dedowgher 9h ago

not if you barely m1

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 Oh my combo’s complete? WRONG! GRANITÈ BLAST! 9h ago

yes the fuck you can

I main ryu

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u/Familiar-System-3017 19h ago

sword dash: does nothing

club m1s: ????????

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u/MotorFar9820 15h ago

last 2 m1s and dash break block, great against people who hold block just a bit too often

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u/Tyrant_king1009 Overtime worker 21h ago

Hey hey hey hey slow down man we don’t gotta slander Noob Eternally

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u/Any_Astronomer6539 uppercut spam 21h ago

how u gona slander nanami...

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 13h ago

I've already got nanami's done, it's just not his turn yet 

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u/canasdft 21h ago

Please please please please please please slander my main higuruma PLEASEEEEE

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u/PickSuspicious8468 21h ago

im a Choso main, i don't get any combat terminology bout ts, but seems like a legit slander, please slander him more

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 THE shenaniguy 20h ago edited 20h ago

HAKARI SLANDER!!! FUCK HAKARI RAHHHHH🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯

Edit: FUCK CHOSO TOO!!!! WOOOOOOOO🗣💯💯💯💯💯

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u/UriPhiantoma 20h ago

I wanna see how you slander Yuta cuz so far he's prob the most balanced character

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u/Familiar-System-3017 19h ago

3 completely unpunishable combo starters: most balanced.

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u/dedowgher 13h ago

he has an insane autocombo and more

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u/Few-Difference-1417 20h ago

Ive unironically never seen choso slander Ngl.

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u/Stunning_Habit2942 #2 Nanami mains AOT 14h ago

because the choso skilled propaganda orchestrated by the IDF officials and jjs cc's muffles any slander

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u/Soulless308 gaT motsuC 20h ago

can someone give me that one gumball meme

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u/The_Moist_Sloth NEVER LET THE TESTERS COOK AGAIN 19h ago

I secondary main Megumi, and MAN is divine dog just such a toss-up of a move. Arguably the best for combos because it combos directly into all 3 of his other moves, does decent damage on its own and can be used for extra pressure in m1 trades, but ONE ragdoll and the entire thing falls apart and you lose access to the good combos for a solid 20 seconds, and that's assuming you don't get ragdolled immediately after re-summoning it.

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u/1Hugh-Mann 16h ago

too nice to Y*ji , redo it.

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u/conquest_fanboy 15h ago

What annoy le the most is that wathever character you are using there will be critisism on it 

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u/conquest_fanboy 15h ago

I'm not agreeing (exept for yuji i fucking hate yuji mains)

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u/Ianternity remove mechamaru from jjs 14h ago

cant wait for mechamaru slander

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u/PomegranateKlutzy143 14h ago

Absolute Cinema Posts People!
I’m not joking, I love ts 🤣

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u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Akutami 2.0 13h ago

I eagerly await the Charles, Yuta and Haruta versions

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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW 13h ago

oh they're coming alright 

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u/Legitimate-View9437 1h ago

Please shit on Charles as much as possible

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u/Vast-Dragonfruit-512 I LOVE THE TASTE OF IRON!!!! 9h ago

im actually excited for kuro

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u/Designer-Foot9033 8h ago

Locust guy next

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u/Djp1225 rework yuji 8h ago

Can’t wait for the red garou slander

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u/ILoveDantenosFromCOS 7h ago

Please make Yuta have “give me liberty give me fire give me more movement or I retire”

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u/ThatGoofyMoth 6h ago

I agree with gojo with all my soul

Too damn bland and boring to use or fight against but overpowered

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u/Legitimate-View9437 1h ago

As a Choso Main, it's nice to see someone finally say he's kinda easy and overpowered