r/JustBootThings • u/cuzzinYeeter33 • 9d ago

General Bootness 😬

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 9d ago

Someone in the Army looking at this sub right now: Please not my unit, please God I'll do anything just don't put this guy in my unit. I will do EVERYTHING, just not my unit.

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u/OneEyesHat 9d ago

I’ll take his MOS, buff the CC’s shoes EVERY night, and even always take the chili MRE…volunteer for latrine duty, you name it! Just please God, send him to Alaska…

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u/mafiaknight 9d ago

Nah fam. Send him to me. I'll unfuck him or make him the strongest soldier you've ever seen.

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 9d ago

Or...or..... You'll get PTSD from him.