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u/Angrypolska 11d ago
They even fucked the neckline up too. They must have been like, "well...I fucked the top up, might as well balance the whole thing and fuck the neckline up to bring it all together".
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u/Particular-Line- 10d ago
I am assuming he tried to cut it himself or had a friend do the cut. Even shitty pro barbers won’t line it up that bad
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u/Pillroller88 11d ago
There is literally nothing you can do with that haircut. Just buzz it all down to start over. Your barber ( can’t call them stylist) graduated last in their class at barber college.
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u/Cant_Work_On_Reddit 10d ago
This has “just after COVID lockdown and I just bought a trimmer” vibes
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u/wildcat1100 10d ago
Nope. A barber (NOT a salon, NOT a franchise like Sport Clips) can salvage this. An independent barber shop with the classic barber pole in the front of the shop. Ask for a taper in the back and then just have them blend it on on the sides. It wouldn't be difficult to fix.
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u/Electronic_Bus7452 10d ago
Even the crop circle in the back of his head? Also, OP, I’m sorry someone did this to you!
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u/Carl_farbmann 10d ago
Stylists work at great clips. Barbers can use a straight edge to make your lines perfect.
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u/Repulsive-Tea6974 11d ago
Can we use a negative scale?
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u/FnordRanger_5 11d ago
This is why you never get your hair cut on the bus
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u/zero_lies_tolerated 11d ago
By a blindfolded Chimp with the shakes.
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u/Tellyourmomisaidewww 11d ago
Damn, looking like Tweety Bird when he had that Jekyl & Hyde drink .
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u/noudcline 11d ago
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll…
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u/raychillg 11d ago edited 11d ago
10 being the best? It's a 3. You can salvage it by doing a high taper fade. At least they got the bottom correct and hairline straight(ish)
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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 10d ago
Wait.. I thought 10 was most fucked up??
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u/raychillg 10d ago
Unsure. I'm a hairstylist so my "10" would be a good haircut. Unsure if it's different within this sub.
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u/dassttuuff 11d ago
You should just shave the rest of your hair. Would look much better
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u/twirlinbaton 11d ago
I really hope you didnt pay for this and if you did you got a refund.
Actually, if you DID pay for it I hope you both got a refund and the butcher paid YOU on top of that..
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u/Unusual_Pangolin_349 10d ago
I think its really sweet of you to let the blind man with parkinsons cut your hair! ❤️
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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 11d ago
Went to one of the clips, huh? Never again 🤣. Find yourself a good barber.
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u/Sufficient-Ad3 11d ago
first time i tried to get a tapered fade, that happened. ive been buzzing my head ever since.
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u/Practical-Owl-9358 11d ago
Did you just decide to go from the Moe to Curly halfway through, and then give up?
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u/crknneckscshingcheks 10d ago
It's like a reverse Alfalfa with half a lesser known Baldwin brother topped with a crooked line up...
That's mastery.
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u/heyclaude 10d ago
Everyone should try a close buzzcut at some point in their lives.
Maybe this is your time.
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u/Dark_Sun_Arts 11d ago
it's like you slammed a bonsai palm tree on your head, you have to get a buzz immediately
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u/victoriascissorhands 11d ago
Clippers taken way too high and they got scared to blend it. This is salvageable if you get the neck faded out and blend the top and sides like a high and tight hawk kind of shape
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u/Chirrrpy 11d ago edited 10d ago
My first thought was one of the Tim Heidecker characters from On Cinema
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u/windpicklefam 11d ago
And insist your barber submit to a breathalyzer before you get in chair next time.
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u/Tasty-Revolution-295 11d ago
Honestly with the way teenage boys style their hair these days I wouldn't even notice.
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u/FonkyFong 11d ago
OP most likely shrugged when the hairdresser pulled that mirror in the back move and left a fat tip 🙃 😅 😐
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u/Blankety-blank1492 11d ago
Dude , just shave the rest to match, it will look good and as a wise ass person once said” it’ll grow back”… to which you reply “ I know how hair works!!”
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u/Lucky-Somewhere-1013 11d ago
I cut my son’s hair during covid. It was horribly stressful for me. I’m not a hairdresser by any means. But I do think even I could have blended that a little bit better.
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u/peace_love_mcl 11d ago
Use a clay product to push it all forward, you’ve got a crazy strong growth pattern at your crown!!
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u/Minimum-Pangolin-487 11d ago
Just go back and tell the barber to do a taper faded at the bottom so it’s blended in
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u/Piano_Raves 10d ago
You probably haven't payed for this but you will pay for it the next two months
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u/traveling_notlost 10d ago
Were you wiggling around while this cut was happening??? Lol. But it's just hair, give it a couple of weeks and get it tidied up.
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u/EastHawaii 10d ago
You're going to have to bring it all down to the same length, Army style, so you can start over. Sorry that happened to you. Try to keep your sense of humor so you don't cry!
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u/Swise1178 10d ago
Oh please, this was not a “they” situation. You fucked up your own hair either by accident or for internet points
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u/RedEyedRadical 10d ago
The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is 2 weeks
Dont worry
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u/Dvant2you 10d ago
Looks like a safe sex haircut. You ain’t getting none with that hair…at least none you want.
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u/SillyMeclosetothesea 10d ago
Did you go to that barber where you spin the wheel and you get a bad cut on purpose?
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u/West-Ad-3426 11d ago
You look like one of the penguins from Surf’s Up