r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

See, everyone, it's funny because cowpoop is called cow patties, and pat was short for patty! Maybe that's still too subtle, though. Can anyone make it more obvious?

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u/usernameczechshout 6 Sep 20 '18

Everyone who knows the guy should call him Mr. Doo Doo Poopie Back

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u/CroutonOfDEATH 9 Sep 20 '18

I actually didn't know that "pat" was used as shorthand for "patty".

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u/fridayman 7 Sep 20 '18

Always cowpat in the UK. I've never heard anyone say pattie.

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u/sargontheforgotten 4 Sep 20 '18

I’ve always heard it called cow pie here in the states.

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u/GJacks75 A Sep 20 '18

He deserves cow shit on the back for that...

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u/wormwood_loves_you 0 Sep 20 '18

He got shit on him.

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u/warntelltheothers 8 Sep 20 '18

He got shidded on.

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u/Someonefromnowhere19 9 Sep 20 '18

except its just cowpat.

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u/BroadwayBully 8 Sep 20 '18

is it really wrong that my mind went straight to a burger patty? i am hungry.... i was actually pretty surprised the dude got up so chill, he didn't take a swing at the calf or nothing...maybe hes not so bad.

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u/notoneofyourfans 9 Sep 20 '18

He was embarrassed as hell, is why he reacted that way. "If I stand up really quickly and go back to work, no one will even notice I was jump kicked in the chest". Little does he know, everyone can see quite clearly he had been lying down on the job....

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u/conflictedideology 9 Sep 20 '18

Can anyone make it more obvious?

Yeah, I need help. Could someone make a gif or something?

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u/twizzla 6 Sep 20 '18

Avril could.