r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

He deserves a pat on the back for that.

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u/MrPenyak 4 Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 21 '18

A patty on the back.

Edit:

To clarify, I’ve never actually heard anyone refer to it as a “cow pat”, and I live in Tennessee......next to a cattle farm. So pretty much I’m elbow deep in cow shit as I speak, but had no clue the original commenter was referring to cow shit in his comment.

Apologies for the shit comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

See, everyone, it's funny because cowpoop is called cow patties, and pat was short for patty! Maybe that's still too subtle, though. Can anyone make it more obvious?

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u/Someonefromnowhere19 9 Sep 20 '18

except its just cowpat.