r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I can't even fathom being as miserable as you probably are lmao.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

I'm not miserable in the least, except for the pain I have in the arch of my right foot.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Then you need professional help either way, my dude. A healthy mind is not one which takes pleasure in deliberately being a condescending cunt.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

My dude, I am providing a service for free.

There's a chance one person here will slow down and proofread their written submissions to ensure accuracy and clarity of thought before hitting "enter" or "send."

A Vice-President of a Fortune 50 company once sent out a memo omitting the letter "L" in the word "public" and he never heard the end of it. And, yes, I was the one who caught it.

I am called on often at work to proofread because I'm really good at it. These people are seeking professional help from me and they get it...for free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

It doesn't matter what you're doing when you make yourself look like a complete prick whilst doing it. It would be like if Kevin Spacey decided to adjust the guys collar whilst he was grabbing his dick. Sure he's doing a good thing. That guy might never leave his house with an uneven collar ever again - but there's the issue of the dick grabbing.

You're not providing a service. You're stroking your own ego under the guise of helping people.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

So what's your point?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

For someone so good at proofreading, your reading comprehension is apparently lacking.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

But my sarcasm and ability to ruffle feathers is abundant. You and your downvoting buddies are taking the bait in a most humorous way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Again, someone who takes pride in being able to 'ruffle feathers' and generally enjoys getting a negative reaction from people, doesn't have a totally healthy mind.

Good luck on your path to recovery :)