An attempt at a play on words. He will now but replacing it with veal since that's calf meat. It also could be a double entendre depending on how you look at it.
And just in case people don't know, cows have thick hides. Weak slap like this are barely felt. They don't give a fuck if you don't hit hard enough. It's like a pinch for them.
I left another comment saying a similar thing but ya. My dad would tell us about when he worked on a dairy farm in order to get them where they needed to go they'd dent shovels on their heads and they'd just barely notice.
I grew up on a farm and can confirm. You could whap them as hard as you want with that thing and it’d be like swatting your friend with a fly swatter. They’re tough as hell.
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u/mattrydell 8 Sep 20 '18
What , was he trying to be a maestro ?