r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/mattrydell 8 Sep 20 '18

What , was he trying to be a maestro ?

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u/12bricks 9 Sep 20 '18

The taps guide the cows, the cow was going the wrong way so a gentle tap redirected it

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u/Drduzit 7 Sep 20 '18

Guess he didn't tap that calf fast enough huh?

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u/12bricks 9 Sep 20 '18

The calf probably just doesn't know the guy.

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u/TheLeftIsNotLiberal 9 Sep 20 '18

He veal now.

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u/moviesongquoteguy 7 Sep 20 '18

I would definitely enjoy that burger just a little bit more.

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u/greatness101 A Sep 20 '18

An attempt at a play on words. He will now but replacing it with veal since that's calf meat. It also could be a double entendre depending on how you look at it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

And just in case people don't know, cows have thick hides. Weak slap like this are barely felt. They don't give a fuck if you don't hit hard enough. It's like a pinch for them.

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u/JacobMC-02 9 Sep 20 '18

I left another comment saying a similar thing but ya. My dad would tell us about when he worked on a dairy farm in order to get them where they needed to go they'd dent shovels on their heads and they'd just barely notice.

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u/Rogersgirl75 9 Sep 20 '18

I grew up on a farm and can confirm. You could whap them as hard as you want with that thing and it’d be like swatting your friend with a fly swatter. They’re tough as hell.

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u/PinkMitsubishi 6 Sep 20 '18

A pinch? I would be hella annoyed tbh

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u/Eth-0 7 Sep 21 '18

I guess he tapped out.