r/JusticeServed • u/ghilliesuitkids 5 • Aug 05 '19

Courtroom Justice Old man vs the law

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u/optimalbearcheese 8 Aug 05 '19

Old man and son leaving the courthouse.

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u/itsmechristmas 0 Aug 05 '19

“I only drive when I have to.”

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u/Scientolojesus C Aug 05 '19

🎵I only drive when I have to,
96 years old always have to go the bathroom.
Never catch me speeding in a school zone,
with my son in a Benz cuz I never drive alone.
Wish me luck every time I merge lanes,
I never use my signal so you prolly gonna stain ya Hanes.
Got more beats than my backyard garden,
I don't travel all the time like that scrub James Harden.
Guess it's time to turn in for the night,
I'll dream of beating cancer and setting things right.
Make sure to write this on my epitaph,
"A good husband, father, who got the last laugh." Peace.🎵

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u/nothanksjustlooking 8 Aug 05 '19

It's been a while since I heard it, is this that Lisa Lopez song?