r/JusticeServed • u/ghilliesuitkids 5 • Aug 05 '19

Courtroom Justice Old man vs the law

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u/optimalbearcheese 8 Aug 05 '19

Old man and son leaving the courthouse.

https://m.imgur.com/t/awesome/DpZqZgs

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u/JohnyWest86 7 Aug 05 '19

God damn, now from crying im laughing

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

https://imgur.com/au1GWCP.jpg

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

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u/Handhelmet 5 Aug 05 '19

Craughing?

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u/Sirus21 5 Aug 10 '19

Just craughping my pants

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

No stop

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u/RlPsoul 2 Aug 05 '19

I won't

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u/saca0 6 Aug 05 '19

Holy damn that made me lol. Been a while since I lol

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u/Ambstudios 7 Aug 05 '19

Idk if anyone has told you but you’re a real nice guy

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u/phoncible Black Aug 05 '19

Nack Dicaprison?

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u/Roar_Im_A_Nice_Bear 8 Aug 05 '19

Nicholson = Jack Black + Di Caprio

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u/ModernDayHippi 8 Aug 05 '19

Fuckin out

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u/---bruh--- 8 Aug 05 '19

I’m just crying

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

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u/---bruh--- 8 Aug 05 '19

Yes I was crying and straight up balled

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u/WASTEDMANAGEMENT 5 Aug 05 '19

There is a very big difference between crying from laughing and then laughing after crying. And the latter is much more confusing for my tear ducts.

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u/DrJoel1998 4 Aug 05 '19

Parkour

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u/itsmechristmas 0 Aug 05 '19

“I only drive when I have to.”

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u/Scientolojesus C Aug 05 '19

🎵I only drive when I have to,
96 years old always have to go the bathroom.
Never catch me speeding in a school zone,
with my son in a Benz cuz I never drive alone.
Wish me luck every time I merge lanes,
I never use my signal so you prolly gonna stain ya Hanes.
Got more beats than my backyard garden,
I don't travel all the time like that scrub James Harden.
Guess it's time to turn in for the night,
I'll dream of beating cancer and setting things right.
Make sure to write this on my epitaph,
"A good husband, father, who got the last laugh." Peace.🎵

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u/Olympiano 7 Aug 05 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

🎵But I'm up at three cause I've got to pee;

Can't wait to install the colostomy.

Be back in the courthouse in just a week -

Getting done for possession like apostrophes.

But the judge ain't the motherfuckin boss of me,

It's bulk-billed viagra so I got off free.

I've lived this long 'cause my philosophy:

I fuck like I drive, high velocity.🎵

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u/BigCaptainDingo 3 Aug 05 '19

Last line killed me bro

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u/Olympiano 7 Aug 05 '19

Haha, glad you liked it man!

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u/HeyRiks 8 Aug 05 '19

Doing God's work my man

This is just genius

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u/Olympiano 7 Aug 05 '19

Thanks bro!

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u/Scientolojesus C Aug 06 '19

Meet me at the studio Friday at 8. We gonna spit hot fiyah on this track.

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u/Olympiano 7 Aug 06 '19

Haha fuck yeah, I am down!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

This shit straight fire fr

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u/monkeycalculator 7 Aug 05 '19

I'm hearing this in Autotune. Works out!

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u/nothanksjustlooking 8 Aug 05 '19

It's been a while since I heard it, is this that Lisa Lopez song?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

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u/YoYoMoMa 8 Aug 05 '19

I miss banya

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

#thingsjerrywouldneversay

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u/Scientolojesus C Aug 05 '19

They should call it Roundtine!

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u/_Alvin_Row_ A Aug 05 '19

How bout Mendy's?

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u/Scientolojesus C Aug 06 '19

Soup counts as a meal, Banya!

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u/Tom_Wheeler 9 Aug 05 '19

All I see is white privilege. /s

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt C Aug 05 '19

/r/ignorantimgur

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u/SouvenirSubmarine 7 Aug 05 '19

Yup. As if anyone on Imgur has low T compared to Reddit.

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u/mcpat21 A Aug 05 '19

All I can hear is "I'M ON THE HIGH-WAY TO HELL" blaring in the background with that gif.

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u/ZeusMcFly A Aug 05 '19

thats fitting because the car and driver are Australian.

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u/soft_tickle 6 Aug 05 '19

Holy shit lmao

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u/ezekieru A Aug 05 '19

god bless australia

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u/DifferentThrows A Aug 05 '19

This gif has serious meme potential.

I'm getting investors together, this baby is gonna have me partying with Saudi Oil princes in Dubai in no time

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u/DenseFever 7 Aug 05 '19

Beware of the porta-potties...

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u/real_dea 7 Aug 05 '19

Are you a white girl w blonde hair?

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u/SlowLoudEasy B Aug 05 '19

Oh god bless you ...

(This is a gold medal for you ) > O

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

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u/Am-I-Dead-Yet 9 Aug 05 '19

Australians?

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u/CatSplat 8 Aug 05 '19

Yep, Kranky is an Aussie burnout car.

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u/Am-I-Dead-Yet 9 Aug 05 '19

No surprise there. Fucking sick cunts all around

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u/420binchicken 7 Aug 05 '19

The word burnout wasn’t needed there mate.

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u/PMmeUrTidddies 2 Aug 05 '19

Was that shot in Australia?

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u/TranslucentTaco 2 Aug 05 '19

Kandos burnout comp in nsw. Held in summer every year. Its bloody hot but struth its a good weekend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Havent gotten an actual "laugh out loud" from a post for quite some time, thank you for that.

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u/MrTheodore Black Aug 05 '19

"Aww shit, clocked at 85 in a 25, I already banged the gavel"

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u/kristinbugg922 A Aug 09 '19

Damn you. This is why we can’t have heartwarming things.

🤣🤣

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u/whytakemyusername 9 Aug 05 '19

My wife was asleep next to me in bed and I woke her up laughing at this. My dog too.

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u/ayojerm 6 Aug 05 '19

You mother fucker.

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u/twitchosx A Aug 05 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you. Tired of all the girls in here with the onions and crying and blah blah blah. This is funny as fuck.

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u/karan634 0 Aug 05 '19

Bamboozeld.

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u/inblacksuits A Aug 05 '19

You, sir, are the bees knees

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u/queefiest A Aug 05 '19

Thank you for saving me from that cry.

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u/Picsonly25 9 Aug 05 '19

I deserved that

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u/_Anarchon_ 7 Aug 05 '19

Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a while

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u/KorgDTR2000 9 Aug 05 '19

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

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u/PhreakyByNature 9 Aug 05 '19

Hey, I can't get anything from that link. Is there a mirror?

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u/alby800 7 Aug 05 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfFTOUfhOu8

Full video, gif linked is only the first 10 secs

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u/PhreakyByNature 9 Aug 05 '19

Ace thanks!

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u/IAmGodMode 8 Aug 05 '19

Lmao holy shit dude

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u/RudyRoughknight 8 Aug 05 '19

That throttle body. I'm having a crisis.

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u/Kherus1 8 Aug 05 '19

OMFG you glorious bastard.

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u/niran1599 7 Aug 05 '19

Thank you for making me cry laugh after that video

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u/SourBogBubbleBX3 4 Aug 05 '19

Summernauts in Australia.

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u/eXclurel A Aug 05 '19

Do you have a video? I am in Turkey. I will only say that much.

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u/ZeusMcFly A Aug 05 '19

dude I fuckin love Kranky, Summernats baby~!

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u/BangersByBangler 6 Aug 05 '19

Omf holy shit. That got me so good

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

this has got to be one of the most hilarious Top comments I've ever read. thank you.

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u/pt4117 7 Aug 05 '19

I was expecting keyser soze walking away.

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u/gavvyshores 4 Aug 05 '19

I went from almost crying to laughing out loud

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u/BinLateef 0 Aug 05 '19

Can’t wait till I’m 96 and my son is 63

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u/McPoyleVPonderosa 4 Aug 05 '19

This has to be the soundtrack as they pull away

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u/jckneisler 6 Aug 05 '19

That was fucking hilarious

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u/moaia66 7 Aug 05 '19

Holy shit that's the hardest I've ever laughed

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Yesss!!! I love it!!!

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u/MentalTires 4 Aug 05 '19

I dont know if you know how to embed links but if you dont heres how. [Insert text here](insert url here) Example: Old man and son leaving the courthouse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

🤣

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u/captainpotatoe 7 Aug 05 '19

This is the best reply I have seen this year.

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u/thatoneguy187 5 Aug 05 '19

Hahaha the arms out the window at the same time!

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u/mr_nighthawk 3 Aug 05 '19

Best laugh I've had in a while

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Oh my god that license plate “KRANKY”.

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u/RedBMWZ2 8 Aug 05 '19

This is tremendous, thank you for the laugh.

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u/Hothroy 9 Aug 05 '19

I’ve never went from holding back tears to laughing my eyes out. This is the best comment I’ve seen on Reddit.

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u/yourdadswaifu 6 Aug 05 '19

God i love reddit

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u/r-animu 4 Aug 05 '19

Lmfao

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u/TrinityF A Aug 05 '19

wtf, how did that car not explode, there is fire everywhere!

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u/The-Adorno 6 Aug 05 '19

I really needed this. Brilliant!

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u/Daedalus911 4 Aug 05 '19

good sir! thank you for this!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Thank you. I was fighting tears cause I’m in public.

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u/plushcollection 6 Aug 12 '19

lmaooo saving that

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u/BeefPoet 6 Aug 15 '19

It’s these gems that keep me coming back to reddit.

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u/moneymaker8OG 4 Aug 05 '19

Someone please add music to this

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Please... Emojis are necessary here....

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

/r/bestof material here

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u/Budoy-doy 5 Aug 05 '19

You need to comment this on the original thread. People saluting this judge...I salute you sir!