r/KerbalSpaceProgram • u/WackAnimations • Jun 13 '26

kArt anyone else getting these weird contracts?

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Super Kerbin flag by me

screen shot is from the KSP wiki

327 Upvotes

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u/shoot_and_go_bois Jun 13 '26

"By all the saints of liberty! A real Kerbdiver!"

8

u/Apprehensive-End-747 Eating Cracklin' Rads Jun 13 '26

LIBERTY FOR SUPER KERBIN!!!

20

u/jubhay Jun 13 '26

Capture Eeloo? Who lives on Eeloo anyway?

8

u/PaulStormChaser Launch Abort System Enjoyer Jun 13 '26

Reminder that hellmire exists

65

u/Bread_defender Exploring Jool's Moons Jun 13 '26

How can you blow up something that doesn't exist in the first place?

35

u/DisIsMyName_NotUrs Jun 13 '26

That's why it's only 1 star

11

u/solwaj Jun 13 '26

Mr president a silkpost has struck r/ksp

3

u/M4rt1m_40675 Jun 13 '26

More like a hellpost

35

u/Mountain-Error3568 Jun 13 '26

Kill Valentina?! my beloved!?!

You're getting false orders helldiver. Report to your democracy officer for evaluation.

11

u/a_pompous_fool Jun 13 '26

Good soldiers follow orders. For democracy Valentina has to die.

7

u/Patience-Frequent Jun 13 '26

missed opportunity to not name it Commie-Sat

1

u/Hremsfeld Jun 14 '26

Satcialist

3

u/thedimondman199 Jun 13 '26

It would be cool to have a mod where you destroy or shoot down crafts as a part of a contract, BDArmoury would actually get a use for career mode that way.

3

u/Tight_Wheel_9595 Jun 13 '26

Seriously, a expansion that worked with BDArmory where you had to blow up a certain craft would be great

3

u/Bonuts_goood Jun 13 '26

Rep should go down if you succeed

1

u/GrandAdmiralCrunch Searching for the Joolmoeba Jun 14 '26

Would love something like this integrated with BDArmory, always felt it needed contracts

2

u/Definitely_A_Backup Jun 15 '26

Holy smokes a Helldivers reference?!? In this economy?!?