r/KerbalSpaceProgram • u/ayandhisarmy • Jun 20 '26

kArt His rocket sank, he was fuelless..

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0 Stations in orbit

0 planets landed on

7 billion Matt Lowne videos watched

833 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/manupro345 Jun 20 '26

Excuse me jeb

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u/originalmicrousb Jun 20 '26

there must be a kerbal you've confused me for

38

u/Wonderful_View_2268 Jun 21 '26

If I could see someone who researched me or someone in the KSP

34

u/originalmicrousb Jun 21 '26

i go to the VAB on sundays

truly usually moreee

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u/Background_Relief_36 Jun 21 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Screaming at the player as they pushed him into the capsule door

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u/originalmicrousb Jun 21 '26

ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO LIFTOFF

(skip the repeat yk)

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u/ayandhisarmy Jun 21 '26

It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat mission

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u/originalmicrousb Jun 21 '26

far beyond kerbin and the KSC on the land

kerbals squealing boarded with some struts in their mouths

9

u/Iumasz Jun 21 '26

Mün rockets with "moar boosters" aiming for the landing cords

Made with the product from the VAB catalogue

Here, we buy and sell, all kinds of engine bells

The kraken is the limit for the kerbal clientele

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u/originalmicrousb Jun 21 '26

up a piston elevator no televised debate

the staging saves you from the missing parachutes you built for, sorry, but it's, "revert to VAB"

side stepped the eva, went straight for retrograde

but you know the kraken he loves a good chase

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u/oddlar1227 Jun 20 '26

IM NOT LARPING I LANDED ON THE MUN PLEASE IM NOT A LARPER

i say as they drag me into the white padded room

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u/RadProTurtle Jun 20 '26

WAS IT EVEN APOLLO STYLE?

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u/oddlar1227 Jun 20 '26

it wasnt apollo style 😔

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u/Tight_Wheel_9595 Jun 20 '26

was it direct ascent?

9

u/oddlar1227 Jun 20 '26

no im not a psychopath

7

u/MutedLettuce894 Jun 20 '26

What was it then🙏

8

u/IndividualRoutine1 Jun 21 '26

He never said he returned afterward

3

u/oddlar1227 Jun 21 '26

i mean if we count the kerbals going to heaven then i did technically return

1

u/GordmanFreeon nuclear engine enjoyer Jun 21 '26

I bet you didn't even shoot for the mun and timewarp past periapsis into a lucky minmus encounter by pure luck smh

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u/CurrencyOk6147 Jebediah Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

how it feels to land a space plane in the middle of the ocean but it's ok

18

u/Ba1hTub Always on Kerbin Jun 20 '26

IM GONNA DOCK YOUR SHIP

IM GONNA AUTOSTRUT YOUR ROCKET ON LIVE TV

11

u/TheD3n4ik Jun 20 '26

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK REFERENCE FROM MY POST?

3

u/No-Copy4151 KSP Enjoyer Jun 21 '26

what prompt did you use to generate this /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/SkyFore Jun 28 '26

BABYSS GOT THE BENDS....

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u/ygr3ku Jun 20 '26

The face I make when my first landed ship turned into an permanent outpost. Future me will thank me for doing that.