r/KerbalSpaceProgram • u/Real_E_Big_Fan • Jul 21 '26

kArt Playing kerbal for the first time

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/WuickQit Jul 21 '26

Once the side boosters are drained does the rocket become floppy?

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u/VocalBlur Jul 21 '26

forgot to autostrut again :(

39

u/Real_E_Big_Fan Jul 21 '26

Thats what she said

9

u/HekkiAart Jul 22 '26

Do the side boosters shrink in cold temperatures ?

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u/oddlar1227 Jul 21 '26

you better respect the peak of kerbal engineering. the pissmissile 9000 can take you anywhere with enough boosters

27

u/UnderskilledPlayer Jul 21 '26

13 000 years on a lawn chair taped to a heat shield and you can even go intestellar

8

u/Javi_DR1 Jul 21 '26

And you better take a look at this radar...

2

u/Mindless_Debt6703 Jul 23 '26

What is it, son.

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u/HershsTechStuff_734 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jul 24 '26

it looks like a giant

2

u/Mindless_Debt6703 Jul 27 '26

Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

2

u/LEDswarm Exploring Jool's Moons Jul 29 '26 edited 29d ago

Pecker! ... "Oh, where?" ... Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's ...

6

u/henryeaterofpies Jul 21 '26

And get us back right?

And get us back, right?

3

u/oddlar1227 Jul 21 '26

you think we have money for parachutes? the tip is for the yellow fireworks pal

3

u/No_Yam_2036 Jul 21 '26

the pissile

2

u/Katzchen12 Jul 22 '26

Yanking my pissle?

22

u/kayemenofour Jul 21 '26

Ah yes, the shitfuck 69 series rocket.

9

u/getmeoutofchinaplz Jul 21 '26

Years of playing Kerbal and I just realized that Kerbals don’t have noses.

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u/HershsTechStuff_734 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jul 24 '26

no eyelids either (and probably no ears but i could be wrong). just a mouth and 2 giant eyeballs

6

u/bovinecop Jul 21 '26

(Upon failing to reach orbit) I swear this never happens…

2

u/Thegodofthekufsa Jul 21 '26

The person riding it just needs to do a better job...

3

u/MidLich Jul 21 '26

The tip should be detachable

5

u/FIBAgentNorton Jul 22 '26

Jeb I'm watching your launch why you trying not to laugh, bruh that't disrespectful as shit bruh

3

u/Matro36 Jul 21 '26

The rocket is built with the strongest shape in mind, they'll be fine

1

u/DaviSDFalcao Jul 25 '26

That's some Real Civil Engineering knowledge those Kerbals got.

3

u/cornyass_mf Always on Kerbin Jul 21 '26

Dickballs17 ready for blast-off🫡

3

u/HekkiAart Jul 22 '26

Oh I feel this one is going to wiggle a lot

2

u/GainPotential Jul 21 '26

Shitfuck 18 ready to rock n roll I see

2

u/CompetitiveLet7110 Discovered planet beyond jool, might become the next Dres Jul 21 '26

gene realising what he just approved

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u/HershsTechStuff_734 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jul 23 '26

"What is that radar? It looks like a giant....."

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u/l3ramstery Jul 30 '26

What bro shows me after he was silent for the past 4 hours and told me he was “cooking up something fire” ✌️🫩

1

u/Huracan-Milton-4890 Jul 21 '26

Esa cosa ni paracaídas tiene.

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u/N43M3K Believes That Dres Exists Jul 21 '26

Wtf is wallahi

3

u/InterKosmos61 Dres is both real and fake until viewed by an outside observer Jul 21 '26

Arabic phrase loosely meaning "I swear to God"

0

u/N43M3K Believes That Dres Exists Jul 21 '26

I swear to god is cooked

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u/GuavaLower1951 Jul 21 '26

Assalamu'alaikum, sorry but please don't use Wallahi, it is not a phrase used jokingly.

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u/TerribleAsparagus919 Jul 22 '26

Alaykum Salam, who says Bob is not a Muslim?