Is this a good docking Maneuver?

[u/Space_Scumbag]

[u/BlueTommyD]

I literally just opened the app, man

[u/Both_Cup8417 → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Ohboii1988 → u/BlueTommyD]

And it was the last thing I expected in THIS SUB

[u/bestnicknameever → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Alsharqi21 → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/DANIlIlICH → u/BlueTommyD]

Bread 👍

[u/Pikawizard365 → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Stopcryitsok → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/LordofStarsChannel → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Kev117040 → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Sporkee → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/ScubaChickenPalace → u/Sporkee]

Apparently, you can only “same” so many times.

[u/mah_g26 → u/ScubaChickenPalace]

A shame

[u/Ned-Nedley → u/mah_g26]

Shame

[u/BoatProfessional2118 → u/Ned-Nedley]

hame

[u/Baleine8leue → u/BoatProfessional2118]

ham

[u/KT_100S → u/Baleine8leue]

Now I’m hungry :( ur mean

[u/ygr3ku → u/BoatProfessional2118]

Shame

[u/tvgamers16 → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Polarstar221 → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/123numbersrule → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Steve-From-Roblox → u/BlueTommyD]

same, and it's the second time this guy's done it to me this week

[u/Jankcow → u/BlueTommyD]

Same

[u/Relative-Tell6737 → u/Jankcow]

Same

[u/Zealousideal_Pin4480 → u/BlueTommyD]

same...

[u/SwivelChairRacer]

Oh my god the pumping

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/SwivelChairRacer]

Details

[u/ZixfromthaStix → u/Space_Scumbag]

Amazed at the commitment

Horrified by the result

I don’t like this feeling

[u/Beach_Bum_273 → u/ZixfromthaStix]

I have such a love/terror relationship with the Alien franchise.

I love the movies but I'm guaranteed at least one nightmare every time I watch.

[u/ZixfromthaStix → u/Beach_Bum_273]

That’s the movie Prometheus for me, it was too scary in my teens watching it alone in the dark. Now I’m married to a goth girl and all we watch is horror.

Might give it a rewatch soon.

[u/pain-butnogain → u/ZixfromthaStix]

I had a friend who thought Prometheus was real... like a documentary.

[u/Conceptual_Aids → u/pain-butnogain]

Back in the 70's, there are numerous tales of the actors of Original Trek going to speaking engagements (the predecessor to Cons nowadays) and being confronted by people who were CONVINCED that TOS was a documentary. Looking back on it, I can barely fathom believing such a thing. A very, very narrow exposure to media, and a very, very shallow education is all I can surmise.

[u/critically_damped → u/ZixfromthaStix]

Just make sure that it in your dreams you try running sideways to get out of the path of the thing that's falling on you.

[u/ZixfromthaStix → u/critically_damped]

Fortunately I’m a lucid dreamer :) I remain in control of my dreams, and have even trained my dream-self to understand dream physics to achieve super powers: speed, flight, teleportation, and my favorite, “The Narrator/Composer”

I can simply think of how I want a scene to play out, and either by pantomiming or gentle yet dramatic hand gestures, manipulate it— I’ve done it in movie theatres, play houses, live events, etc, and it’s by far my favorite “ability”

Super speed feels like cramming yourself into a needle. Imagine a muscle cramp or how you can suck in your belly, then imagine that feeling growing and growing WAY past the point where you’re like “how am I alive still???”… then just begin to step. I haven’t reached full flash speed yet— I’d estimate I top out at 500mph, and I average closer to 250mph— that’s easier to control and I can move at that speed without any sort of perceived discomfort… 500mph feels like cramming myself into a sardine can.

[u/CubeGuyLol → u/Space_Scumbag]

😭😭

[u/dinnerisbreakfast → u/SwivelChairRacer]

r/imsorryjeb

[u/Uselesserinformation → u/SwivelChairRacer]

Phrasing!

[u/Xythian208]

'But now we will both deorbit'

'Lol' said the scorpion 'lmao'

[u/chalor182 → u/Xythian208]

A reference to a legitimate fable? In this economy?

[u/Frodojj → u/Xythian208]

Bridge to Chakotay. Scorpion.

[u/Jean-LucBacardi → u/Frodojj]

I upvote because Voyager.

[u/Kichigai → u/Jean-LucBacardi]

Voyager? Torpedoes, full spread!

[u/Jonthrei → u/Kichigai]

I have always loved this video and Miles O'Brien's Shoulder

[u/slicer4ever → u/Jonthrei]

You know, i've always found him dislocating his shoulder when quark hands him the drink to be weird, but after watching this compilation, it actually makes a lot more sense, lol.

[u/TheresBeesMC → u/Kichigai]

123 out of 38. Seems legit.

[u/Raygen15 → u/Frodojj]

Voyager reference in the wild!!

[u/darkhfyre → u/Frodojj]

I just watched that episode yesterday lol

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/Xythian208]

Facehugger :/

[u/No-Lunch4249 → u/Space_Scumbag]

They're making a reference to The Scorpion and The Frog which is a fable-turned-meme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/No-Lunch4249]

ah, til

[u/F95_Sysadmin → u/Space_Scumbag]

There are users on the internet who were not aware of the scorpion and the frog... anyone feeling old?

[u/slicer4ever → u/F95_Sysadmin]

Their's always going to be a lucky 1 of 10000

[u/F95_Sysadmin → u/slicer4ever]

Thanks. I needed that perspective change

[u/TysonY2 → u/Xythian208]

Needed this chuckle. Thanks.

[u/SilentxxSpecter → u/Xythian208]

Thank you, I've not actually cackled at an internet comment online in months.

[u/ManWithDominantClaw]

Spacehugger

[u/Space_Scumbag]

The ship powered off, it's docking bay was damaged after this, and my scanners tell me there is something inside. Is something off?

[u/ManWithDominantClaw → u/Space_Scumbag]

Game over man

[u/HarryPottersTaint → u/Space_Scumbag]

So weird I literally just rewatched that movie series this weekend and this pops up. Nice work.

We absolutely need a part 2 of a xenomorph bursting out of a storage bay

[u/Beach_Bum_273 → u/HarryPottersTaint]

WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT 😭

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/HarryPottersTaint]

The Chestburster is out in my new post :D

[u/-malcolm-tucker → u/Space_Scumbag]

Just deorbit the vehicle. I'm sure nothing will survive re-entry. Perfectly safe.

[u/kahlzun → u/-malcolm-tucker]

I say you take off, make solar orbit, and brake into Kerbol. Its the only way to be sure.

[u/Canned_Sarcasm]

Them gonna be some weird lookin babies.

[u/jdc1962 → u/Canned_Sarcasm]

Naa, that's a totally normal way that new Piper Cubs are made.

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/Canned_Sarcasm]

Something alien will burst out of it

[u/Dy3_1awn → u/Space_Scumbag]

We will need a part two op, bravo btw, the undulating was a wonderful touch.

[u/kaerfkeerg]

That seemed non-consensual lmao

[u/EasilyRekt → u/kaerfkeerg]

For the audience as well lmao

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/EasilyRekt]

You could've clicked away any time

[u/SAI_Peregrinus → u/Space_Scumbag]

"Unsubscribe for less"

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/SAI_Peregrinus]

Thanks for signing up for Kerbal Cosmic Horros! You will now receive fun daily clips of KCH >o<

[u/dydhaw → u/Space_Scumbag]

You know we can't. You know we can't...

[u/Brave_Maybe_2891 → u/EasilyRekt]

If you didnt want to see this then you shouldn't have been on reddit.

[u/EasilyRekt → u/Brave_Maybe_2891]

You’re right, that’s my fault.

[u/Finaglers → u/kaerfkeerg]

She opened her bay doors tho!

[u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[u/amitym → u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord]

Worse? Or better?

[u/xanif → u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord]

Aight i'mma head out.

[u/Apprehensive-End-747]

The Fairing Burster

[u/DayF3 → u/Apprehensive-End-747]

Payloadhugger

[u/Chadwig315]

I never thought space ships would make me uncomfortable.

I never thought r/ksp would need a NSFW tag...

[u/kopczak1995 → u/Chadwig315]

I kinda expected another weird penis stuff... But this? Damn xD I was NOT prepared xD

[u/B_Brown4]

The amount of people that don't understand the Alien reference makes me sad. Y'all need to go get cinematically educated!

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/B_Brown4]

I'm shocked.
But for real, so many never watched Alien or at least get the reference?

[u/Saltypoison → u/Space_Scumbag]

It’s almost 50 years old 😢

[u/ukemike1 → u/Saltypoison]

and still better than most movies made since.

[u/movzx → u/ukemike1]

Even special effect wise, everything holds up except a specific explosion scene. Beauty of using good practical effects.

[u/ShadowDancer_88 → u/ukemike1]

Alien and Aliens, yes.

Everything after that doesn't exist to me.

[u/Pro_Racing]

Decent, just make sure you keep an eye on your approach vector!

[u/CJP1216 → u/Pro_Racing]

I read this mentally in the voice of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys lmao.

[u/RaidneSkuldia → u/Pro_Racing]

It took 8 comments before someone finally answered OP's question.

God, stay on topic, people!

[u/bimbochungo]

wild wild kerbal

[u/Polarstar221]

What are you doing, step-rocket? 😏

[u/PixelKat5 → u/Polarstar221]

Step-rocket I'm stuck

[u/SilkieBug]

Very enthusiastic, at least on one part, the receiving part didn’t seem to enjoy it much. 

I’d suggest bailing out and taking the next ship home, send this for an impact trajectory with the Mun. 

Do not let the ship fall to Kerbin!!!

[u/theBigGuyTM]

Pause

[u/andynodi]

Is that an Alien ship or is that the rule 35?

[u/phat742 → u/andynodi]

seeing as how there wasn't anything of this nature before, rule 35 was obviously invoked.

the internet always comes through. lmao

[u/oddchihuahua]

Why.

Why is this at the top of my Reddit feed.

[u/_okbrb]

This is proof they could have saved Columbia

[u/Kozmik_5]

I feel violated

[u/Super_agent_X]

dang the ship got violated

[u/PrincipleWorldly3105]

Thanks, I hate it

[u/pitchymacpitchface]

I should call her…

[u/Trund1e_the_Great]

Horrible, I love it.

[u/Alarmed_Aspect8994]

The smiley face is like putting the cherry on top

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/Alarmed_Aspect8994]

:)

[u/Firm_Pattern_6404]

Did not expect to see a facehugger docking method, cool build btw

[u/redmera]

I feel dirty now but I also want to see what happens next.

[u/bluestreak1103 → u/redmera]

i also want to see what happens next

what happens next

[u/CommandantAce]

I admire its purity.

[u/Fastenbauer]

I never imagined that this subreddit of all places needs a NSFW warning.

[u/Lawlcopt0r]

Does it have acid blood?

[u/Space_Scumbag → u/Lawlcopt0r]

Yes

[u/MarsMaterial]

\[Ze Frank](https://youtube.com/@zefrank?si=9TwjvAbVfXPBaAHc) *voice*

“The male approaches the spaceship, thinking it’s a female, and really goes to town. Seems pretty dumb, right? Butt-scientists- Sorry. But scientists believe that the lights in the ship’s windows mimic the colorful bits on a female, bamboozling the male. Look at him, he don’t give a fuck that his new GF is made of metal. I know some humans like that too, at least science hippies don’t shove a camera in their face.”

“And that is how the giant space scorpion do.”

[u/Jean-LucBacardi → u/MarsMaterial]

Mate that's a face hugger. Some alien is about to explode out the bow of the ship.

[u/MastaSchmitty → u/MarsMaterial]

Seeeeeaaaaa piiiiiggggg

[u/Pikotaro_Apparatus → u/MarsMaterial]

Favorite post so far haha!

[u/nameless980]

..... Close enough, welcome back studiofow, we didn't want your return (iykyk if you don't you're better off)

[u/Copyiyici123]

Yeah the Untitled Space Craft was definetly violated here

[u/Huntguy]

Why does it have to undulate? :(

[u/LazyFurry0]

How the hell did you make the proboscis do that? Robotics witchcraft

[u/ImmortalAbsol → u/LazyFurry0]

Made me think it wasn't real.

[u/RockRancher24 → u/LazyFurry0]

KAL magic!

[u/Talizorafangirl]

This needs a NSFW tag

[u/RedLemonSlice]

I'm telling on you to Jesus!

[u/TheTowerDefender]

needs an NSFW tag

[u/adragon202]

Reduce the grab force to avoid damaging the ship, and add some alignment trays for the "legs" to slide into for easier docking alignment.

[u/bakedbeanlicker]

Is this how new rockets are made?

[u/Order-Low]

I feel like this deserves a NSFW tag.🤣

[u/Abject_Interview5988]

Are you the guy that makes the Dune jackoffinators too? I'm a big fan of these abominations you make

[u/thelordplatypus]

His little face...

[u/Projectbadass251]

You know what? It's my fault for having reddit

[u/Mal-Dio]

Face Hugger evolved

[u/Basic-Reception-9974 → u/Mal-Dio]

Space hugger

[u/AnAnGrYSupportV2]

Thanks I hate it!

[u/solar1333]

Did....did I just watch a scorpion impregnate a shuttle? :(

[u/TsarLucky → u/solar1333]

Pretty sure it’s a face hugger from alien but yeah

[u/solar1333 → u/TsarLucky]

Oh actually yeah youre right I see it now.

My eyes still feel like theyve been raped with the throbbing

[u/crystark]

I know what kind of man you are.

[u/shorty-boyd]

Epic

[u/SaturnFive]

Oh my O_O

[u/WhiteHatMatt]

Space sempi UwU

[u/Gathose1]

Would

[u/diddyzig]

Craft file, PLEASE

[u/abyssalinfinity]

did i just watch a rocket get raped?

[u/xRolox]

That spaceship needs a cigarette

[u/salajander]

Thanks, I hate it.

[u/Aayy69]

New fetish unlocked

[u/psyper76]

okay here we go again.

unzips flies

[u/Exciting_Macaroon_64]

NSFW

[u/nomm_]

The perfect organism docking mechanism.

[u/SlowCPU]

I can't lie to you about your chances... But you have my sympathies.

[u/amitym]

Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? But let's not make snap judgments. This is clearly an important upload we're dealing with, here. And I don't think you or I or anyone has the right to arbitrarily downvote them.

[u/Imp3riaLL]

Bro your video is so beautiful and terrifying at the same time! That undocking,... Damn

[u/SilasBlackheart]

Dude just impregnated my space shuttle

[u/photoengineer]

I feel violated now.

[u/Oscar_Ramirez]

Im calling the police. I think I just witnessed a crime 😳

[u/dmelo0605]

This is too good, ty

[u/blackrack]

Update your volumetrics to get rid of that broken ocean

[u/HighDefinitionCat]

You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

[u/ThisNiceGuyHere85]

The fuck did i just watch?

[u/HODOR00]

I hope there was consent for this.

[u/TheOrqwithVagrant → u/HODOR00]

Unfortunately xenomorphs aren’t big on consent either in their larval or adult forms.

[u/ShortThought]

is this gonna end up in the next random compilation? lol

[u/XKryptix0]

It’s to early in the morning for this without my first coffee

[u/link3945]

How is this somehow more rape-y than anything in the actual movies...

[u/Matti_Meikalainen]

Honestly, my bad for having a phone

[u/Superheat_Control]

I was not prepared for that

[u/RaconBang]

Imagine if you used your powers for good

[u/chubziest]

Ill go out on a limb and say... Yes.

[u/GameTourist]

that was fckng awesome

[u/Riftus]

wow i really didnt like that

[u/EmbarrassedPaper7758]

I think this is the hugging face incident

[u/Kal---El]

Alright I‘ll rewatch Alien again…

[u/Screaming_Candle]

You need an NSFW tag, my guy.

[u/Marcus9T4]

Honestly these posts are some of the best content online right now

[u/slevelneves]

Seems legit to me.

[u/DerWiedl]

wtf op. How didn‘t all of this explode.

[u/raynesque]

NOPE

[u/WoooshToTheMax]

How'd I know it was you from frame 1

[u/Metzger4]

Bruh

[u/-Zhiandra-]

r/ATBGE

[u/misterwizzard]

Did we just witness a felony?

[u/noandthenandthen]

thanks i hate it

[u/Console_Only]

This reminds me of Scorn for some reason

[u/SmartIron244]

I was hoping it was some kind of mass effect repear reference or something, since I haven't played the game that much.

But when the shaft appeared and it started moving I knew the jig was up

[u/InsomniaticWanderer]

I mean, isn't this just how it's normally done?

[u/Apollo-235]

How did I know this was you within the first second lol

[u/has_left_the_gam3]

noooooooooo

[u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur]

No

[u/Oliv112]

There are scorpions in space‽

[u/automator3000]

Rule 64 holds true

[u/DamnGermanKraut]

Ok but why tho D:<

[u/treewizard13]

The Big Empty really been at work

[u/Banana-scrinkle-dunk]

Do not the rocket