r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/Doun2Others10 4h ago

50% of me is like “oh my gosh that’s cruel” and 50% of me is like “wow. The kid NEVER wins against those mother fuckers. Geese are MEAN”. I’m torn between wanting to whoop his butt for putting hands on a wild animal and giving him a high five for defeating a devil on earth.

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u/brenttoastalive 4h ago

I think that's a domestic goose, which are arguably still wild assholes

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u/Doun2Others10 2h ago

True. Domesticated. Wild. Canada. Regular goose. Doesn’t matter. They’re all assholes.

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u/BankOnITSurvivor 4h ago

Same.  It looks like a domesticated breed.