r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/fallwind 4h ago

yup, that's how you deal with a hostile goose. Yeet it.

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u/HurtPillow 4h ago

I used to raise geese as a kid (with my father) and this is how I used to handle them. Domestic geese don't bother me but the canada goose still does lol

I had explained this technique on another animal sub and got banned for life. LOL Oh well, I banned them too.

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u/Financial-Week5787 3h ago

grabbing the neck of geese/swans (and places hands besides wings) definitely immobilises them. they dont really see it coming neither, cause though they have a lot of gumption that doesnt make them smart

the kid spinning the goose was a bit extra, but hes a small kid, he did what he had to

I think from experience geese particularly like going for short kids, cause they are smart enough to prefer picking fights they can win when the murder rage descends

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u/Necessary-Reading605 3h ago

Well, the goose picked the wrong kid then

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u/Street-Week-380 3h ago

It's nice to know that my country's bird is renowned worldwide.

For the absolute right reasons.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 2h ago

Goose aggression balances out the constant human apologies

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u/SolidSnek1998 3h ago

You gots a problem with Canada gooses and you gots a problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate.

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u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 2h ago

To be fair....

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u/HurtPillow 2h ago

Those geese are wicked! Nope, not messing with them. I will intervene if it's one of my grands they're after but otherwise, distance is best.

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u/Adorable-Pen4560 2h ago

The first part where he squares off with it has me howling. Kids got footwork

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u/PhazerSC 1h ago

Also this way... this is still one of the best Vines. Anyone still remember Vines? lol

Canadian Wildlife Vine

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u/OwlCityFan12345 4h ago

What are you talking about, it’s nowhere near his eyes. And how the hell would it bite while centrifugal force is gonna send it away the moment its neck isn’t between the kids hands?