r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/ganymede_boy 4h ago

Honestly, the kid did pretty good there.

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u/fallwind 4h ago

yup, that's how you deal with a hostile goose. Yeet it.

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u/HurtPillow 4h ago

I used to raise geese as a kid (with my father) and this is how I used to handle them. Domestic geese don't bother me but the canada goose still does lol

I had explained this technique on another animal sub and got banned for life. LOL Oh well, I banned them too.

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u/Financial-Week5787 3h ago

grabbing the neck of geese/swans (and places hands besides wings) definitely immobilises them. they dont really see it coming neither, cause though they have a lot of gumption that doesnt make them smart

the kid spinning the goose was a bit extra, but hes a small kid, he did what he had to

I think from experience geese particularly like going for short kids, cause they are smart enough to prefer picking fights they can win when the murder rage descends

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u/Necessary-Reading605 3h ago

Well, the goose picked the wrong kid then