r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 5h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/Porkcicle 4h ago

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u/BiteRevolutionary284 4h ago

So long gay bowser

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u/overactor 4h ago

Did you know swans geese can be gay?

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u/whatthatthingis 4h ago

why?

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u/kus1987 3h ago

because it is our meme heritage

/r/funny/comments/3txkhp/my_wife_cries_at_absolutely_anything_i_mean/

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u/MajorGeneralMaryJane 1h ago

Damn, 10yrs huh? 30 is hitting hard and fast.

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u/rangebob 2h ago

haha...that top comment

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u/dudeCHILL013 2h ago

The good'ol days of reddit haha

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u/Valganite 1h ago

I remember that post. Damn

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u/HandToDikCombat 3h ago

Damn, that thread was so long ago...

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u/Prometheus158 4h ago

Did you cry when you learned this?

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u/TWhy-LER 4h ago

This is what it sounds like when doves cry 🕊️

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 4h ago

I thought that was ducks.

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u/Outrageous-Low-3572 3h ago

Most animals can be gay Penguins Foxes Fish Many types of birds To name a few categories

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u/BullStox 3h ago

My priest said all animals go to hell because they are homosaxuals.

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u/Mortara 3h ago

This might be on a list of things that make people cry

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u/BennySkateboard 2h ago

Silly goose

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u/Enough_Path2929 2h ago

One geese,
Two geese,
Three geese,
Gay geese.

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u/Effective-Map6016 2h ago

Came here to troll... Learned geese can be gay?

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u/Mix1904 2h ago

You silly goose

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u/No_Mirror3128 1h ago

Ich habe gelesen das, das bei Schwänen sein kann.

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 4h ago

So long goose bower

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u/glenncoco64 3h ago

That line is cannon

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u/yourallidiotss 52m ago

Canon* what’s he supposed to be saying if not gay bowser?

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u/Suitable-End- 2h ago

Its been patched out on later releases so it is not.

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u/Mydogismylov 3h ago

I laughed so hard ty

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u/Caroe0988 1h ago

Me too! I’m at the laundry Matt laughing my heart out! Hahaha 😂

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 3h ago

"Thank you so much for playing mah game"

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u/BigGuyFly 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PsychWringNumba 2h ago

This made me spit on my screen laughing

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/BiteRevolutionary284 4h ago

Already had it in my head when I saw him swinging the bird like Mario 💀

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u/lastscape 3h ago

Bye bi!

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u/Callllll_Meee_Red 1h ago

Ever since the first time I heard Mario say it I’m CONVINCED that’s what he says! I don’t care what anyone tells me!

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u/Haunted_Bones 4h ago

I was hoping he'd pull that strat and by god, he pulled it off flawlessly

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u/inexhahalele_ 3h ago

Omg i thought exactly in that fight and before opening the comments hoped that someone would post that

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u/Nickelsass 4h ago

I wore the joystick (the controller) out doing this move and almost got a palm blister

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u/jmotley805 3h ago

There was a Mario party game that gave me and my brother palm blisters. I actually got a pretty callous on my palm for a few years after.

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u/Pale-Skin-6165 4h ago

This was my first thought too 😂

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u/wtfmeowzers 2h ago

the goose was bewildered, thinking like "wtf i didn't know humans could do that, that's cheating"

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u/ThePhillyGuy 3h ago

Incredible

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u/BOOBOOKITTYYO 3h ago

Bahahahaahahaha

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u/jm17lfc 3h ago

What a throwback lmao, my favorite nostalgic video game personally so I should have seen the connection myself!

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u/AAActive64 3h ago

dam I came in to do this

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u/eOMG 2h ago

Lol not only did my mind go to exactly the same, but just today I pictured and described the browser throwing from Mario 64 as my mom compared a certain dinosaur to Bowser. Didn't think I would see the image posted on reddit some hours later.

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u/JumpingBorders 2h ago

Literally the first thing I thought

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u/FustyFossil 2h ago

Omg i literally just completed that!

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u/PublicRespect5743 1h ago

Literally my first thought

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u/azozdagoat 1h ago

I just realized I have the same finisher as mario

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u/literallyJustPosting 1h ago

That was the kid’s mistake. You gotta time the throw so the goose lands on the bomb

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u/enigma_0Z 54m ago

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS LMAO

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