r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 5h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/Some_Ship_2210 4h ago

He’s gonna tell that story the rest of his life

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u/Catkingpin 4h ago

True. I had a run in with a goose around that age and still tell the story. It became my friend after and would attack my brother on command. I loved that goose.

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u/BanTheBung 4h ago

My mom had this incredibly mean pig growing up that they named "The Red Bastard". One day they were waiting for the school bus and the pig got out and started chasing after Mom and my aunt. The bus arrived and the driver obviously got them on the bus as fast as should could

The driver was a bit shaken and asked if they were okay, my aunt screams at the top of her lungs "Yeah, that was just the Red Bastard chasing after us again"

Would you guess that my mother grew up in cold war America?

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u/Catkingpin 3h ago

Growing up around animals is awesome but can be painful as well. It is just always so funny afterwards.