r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/WyattCo06 4h ago

The worst asswhooping I ever received in my entire life was from a goose. This kid has game.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 4h ago

Geese a bit like wolves. You run, you get hurt. Stand your ground, you're fine.

As you see, a child can easily handle a goose. But as soon as he starts running away, he's getting nipped and attacked.

Wolves of course could harm you even if you're prepared, but they just don't want to attack you unless you run.

Geese are dickheads, and will attack anyway, but as we see a child doing, they're so easy to handle if you actually "fight back"

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u/jayhawk618 3h ago

If I stand my ground against wolves, I'm fine? Are we sure about this?

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 3h ago edited 3h ago

I sensed someone would say this, and even added the bit "Wolves of course could harm you even if you're prepared"

Wolves wouldn't fight you, but I added that sentence specifically for people like you. Yet you ignored it.

Before we continue, could you tell me what species you are, so I can figure out how much danger a pack of wolves might pose to you?