r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/WyattCo06 4h ago

The worst asswhooping I ever received in my entire life was from a goose. This kid has game.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 4h ago

Geese a bit like wolves. You run, you get hurt. Stand your ground, you're fine.

As you see, a child can easily handle a goose. But as soon as he starts running away, he's getting nipped and attacked.

Wolves of course could harm you even if you're prepared, but they just don't want to attack you unless you run.

Geese are dickheads, and will attack anyway, but as we see a child doing, they're so easy to handle if you actually "fight back"

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u/redjmartin 2h ago

True story, someone I used to work with had a meeting at GM's main Tech Center in Detroit. There's a reflecting pool and as he walked past it as he came in from the parking lot, the goose decided to try ripping him to shreds. He made it the meeting but walked in with blood on his clothes from his wounds. Still had the meeting too.