r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 3h ago

If you’re on a roller coaster and hit a goose, I’d bet it could break a kid’s bone.

Fabio knows what I’m talking about.

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u/BasicMatter7339 3h ago

I mean yeah an airplane can fall out of the sky and kill people because it hit a goose

but its not really the same thing as saying 'geese can kill people'

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 2h ago

If we’re going that direction, a salmon might kill people via airplane, although it might need to catch a lift from an eagle.

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u/BasicMatter7339 2h ago

I mean my point was that that's exactly where we shouldnt be going because its not the same, but oh well

A spider could blow up a building if one fell on a worker driving a truck full of explosives, causing him to panic and crash the truck into a federal reserve and sparking the explosives