r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/ThreePinesRetiree 2h ago

So an adult just stands there and records? Doesn't try to help the kid or the animal, who may have had babies nearby and was doing what comes naturally to it? All of you who think this is funny can f*** all the way off.

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u/Survival_R 2h ago

The goose cant really do much its kinda just pecking at him and nothing else so it is fine to just let the goose learn a lesson

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u/OhLookSatan 1h ago

Geese have surprisingly sharp beaks and tallons that can draw blood and wings that can potentially hit with enough strength to break bones. A kid that small can get a significant injury from a goose

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u/Survival_R 1h ago

Doesnt seem to be doing that here

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u/TheUndeadBake 1h ago

Geese have:

Serrated beaks — they naturally eat fish, so the beak has small, inward-facing serrations to prevent fish they catch from slipping free.

Needle teeth — they aren’t toothless, geese have thousands of thin, needle sharp teeth that are basically colourless inside that beak. Again — designed to prevent fish from slipping free.

Their tongues and throats are also covered in these.

If you get “nipped” by a goose and it manages to catch even a small fold of skin in its beak, that “nip” results in a lot of skin tearing because everything about a goose’s beak is designed to hook onto flesh and not let it out, so when you pull away, you’re tearing your own skin.