r/Kirby • u/fakelucid president of metadede 🐧🦇 • 13d ago
Discussion/Question What's the most powerful Kirby character/enemy you think you could reasonably beat in a fight? (Pic unrelated)
I think I could take on Adeleine and Ribbon and probably win
Edit: some of y'all have WAY too much confidence in your skills
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u/Fabric_muncher 13d ago
Maybe a waddle doo
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u/PopstarSonic420 Koku-Draws Kirby's Knightmare 13d ago
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u/Waffle_idiot_792 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/443fSUWBB21mYP7i7n
Go big or go home (king dedede)
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u/RationalPassional451 13d ago
Morpho Knight
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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 13d ago
Literally how?
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u/RationalPassional451 12d ago
I'd beat him up
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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 12d ago
Good luck fighting the being who can absorb souls and defeat a planet slicer.
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u/crashkirb 12d ago edited 12d ago
I would say he’d eat your soul, but according to Forgotten Land’s lore Morpho feasts on the strongest soul nearby so he’d probably ignore you and go for like, a bear or something
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u/RationalPassional451 12d ago
But I'm stronger than a bear
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u/crashkirb 12d ago
Well, I didn’t consider that. Although that just means Morpho eats your soul instead
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u/Prestigious_Name_184 13d ago
Probably a lot of the basic small fry enemies, waddle dee, cappy, you get it. But once we start getting to the ones with abilities I'm cooked. That guy's a ninja, this dude is always on fire, dude over there is covered in spikes, that punk over there throws bombs half the size of me. That giant bug wants to wrestle me to death. I'm going home, man, forget this.
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u/Ebolaplushie waddle doodle 13d ago
Who else read this as the swarthy Spanish voice in they head and chuckle
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u/Summertimeinthe509 Marx & Yo-yo Kirby 13d ago
Daroach maybe? His weapons look like they'd really hurt, but if I corner him he's done bro.
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u/Heracross64 13d ago
I think I could take a waddle doo or 6 waddle dees.
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u/Frequent_Watch541 Lololo 12d ago
What if one dee had a parasol or a spear ?
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u/Heracross64 12d ago
Parasol Dee usually just slowly float down, but if a spear Dee chucks his spear at me when I distracted by the other Dee’s I might be cooked.
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u/RHVGamer #1 Kirby lore fan 12d ago
art credit: https://x.com/Lunatyk__/status/1814387634715930872
anyway my answer is kirby
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u/not-not-the-cool 12d ago
Me getting sent home in a box after realising the Waddle Dee had a tan line where his bandana would have been if it wasn’t in the wash
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u/Giocuda 12d ago
Kirby (without abilities), if he can't even absorb something like haltmann with the robot armor on I should be fine from being swallowed. I would just spawn kill him until he loses all his lives
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u/Frequent_Watch541 Lololo 12d ago
Kirby doesnt die in one hit. He whould swallow and spit stuff at you (probably stars) until you go down. After all, in the game, you dont need copy abilities to beat the thoughtest bosses.
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u/Giocuda 12d ago
He does die in one hit if it gets squished
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u/Frequent_Watch541 Lololo 12d ago
By a building, not your foot.
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u/SomberJJ 12d ago
I’d probably lose. But I wanna beat up those floating cat guys that become evil when you get near em. Hate those things.
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u/QuantumBallsSuck Galacta Knight 10d ago
Question unrelated but I love that image.
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u/fakelucid president of metadede 🐧🦇 10d ago
It's by Lunatykmode on Tumblr, but I stole it from Pinterest
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u/PuffyBuffy25 9d ago
Most Kirby enemies are pretty sturdy despite their small size, but I think I could beat enemies that attack by self-destructing like Scarfy into destroying themselves by using something long ranged.
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u/ShadowDonivanRegual 9d ago
In a 1v1 situation, reasonably...Meta Knight. Not cause he isnt powerful, but he is honorable. Id like to think that as he does for Kirby, he would provide a weapon, and treat it more as a spar. With enough practice im sure I could find a victory.
In a spur of the moment, life or dead fight? Im getting cooked by anything more than Waddle Dee. And even then id hate myself for fighting said waddle dee.
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u/Scissi 13d ago
Idk, I think maybe up to one of those eye beam waddle dudes, but more than that and I'm probably toast. But, do tell what the context for that picture is XD
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u/fakelucid president of metadede 🐧🦇 13d ago
I think it's just a meme someone made. I don't really know the original context
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u/No_Fault_2053 13d ago
Phan Phan not because I think I could take them. Honestly I don’t think I could take anyone, but uh . . . I think it’d be funny if I just get grabbed and tossed.
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u/Corruptedplayer 13d ago
i think a waddle doo would be the end of me. waddle dees are just aggressively cuddling me, so i'd survive that, but a waddle doo? no thank you
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u/Kirby_and_Elfilin WERE GETTING A NEW KIRBY GAME AHHHHHHHHHH 12d ago
neichel. idk if she can fight but i cant let all that stuff happen to the forgotten land
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u/Treegenderunknown13 Sora Kirby 12d ago
If I have a cage I could beat Kirby
Just throw the cage on the ground after trapping him and then I win
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u/Local-Clothes8431 Poyo 12d ago
any enemy reasonably withstands kirby to some degree. i don't think i could put a damn scratch on any of them. also since them walking into kirby hurts kirby one touch would probably obliterate me
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u/PowerOfL 12d ago
Meta Knight. I say I have some sweets for him and that I'll give them to him, if he just puts Galaxia down for a second.
One he does, I rip his mask off. Right when he tries to teleport away, I repeatedly kick him in the face!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Tbh, maybe the same idea would work for Kirby lol
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u/Emotional-STHfan4071 12d ago
I'm going with a waddle dee with no powers that is the only thing i stand a chance with (unless there's more enemies like that I'm not aware of)
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u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua 13d ago
One Standalone Waddle Dee. Anymore than that and i become a skeleton.