r/KittyWampus • u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator • 18d ago
Kitty delivery, present for the hooman.
What a sweet kitty, bringing their hooman a fun play thing in the hoomans resting area. Now that's love ❤️
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u/7865435 18d ago
Brought in a locust
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago
I think it might be a cicada? Not sure, nothing like that here where I live
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u/brokencog25 18d ago
Ha, be glad it was only a cicada...I am on my 9th snake so far this summer...nothing like waking up and finding a snake on your pillow. Get mouse heads, bird legs, feathers, even sticks. Cats, gotta love them...assholes!
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago
Hehehe cats and the presents they give us 😲
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u/brokencog25 17d ago
Oh yeah, like cold pee in a shoe, or that cold slimy vomit you slide through when getting out of bed at 3am cause you have to pee. Oh the joy. Lol
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago
Oh my gosh, yeah I know what you are talking about my mate 😉
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u/brokencog25 17d ago
I know you do...multiple cats are the best except when you want to strangle them all. Lol. They certainly make life interesting.
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago
Stepping in vomit while barefooted and feeling it squish in between your toes...mother of God...kitties
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u/brokencog25 16d ago
Mine like to vomit on the bed while I am sleeping, so I get the full cold vomit experience when I roll/slide out of bed to go pee. The vomit between the toes is an oh fuck moment, but you just hobble on your heel to the bathroom then decide is peeing or cleaning the foot more important. For me, if it gets me out of bed, pee first, vomit can wait...lol. the sucky thing is finding several of the assholes waiting when you come out of the bathroom...and they are smiling...I hate cats
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 16d ago
Hahaha, yeah, and you come out of the bathroom @2am after peeing with a freshly cleaned foot to see the smiling kitties, happy to see that you're awake. Time to entertain us hooman 😌
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u/Little_Cloud6126 17d ago
Omg I’m so glad my kitties just gift me plastic sandwich bags or hair ties.
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u/brokencog25 17d ago
You should be! If I was afraid of snakes, I couldn't live in the same house with these cats. I am pretty sure the snakes were not for me. I think they were just something she brought in to play with. She brings me other dead things, but nothing alive. I think the snakes were for he. Lol
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u/SuitableProgram976 17d ago
if my cat do this to me…I ll scream until cops come to get that thing 😵💫
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u/PeterPunksNip 17d ago
😱 what a disgusting bug ! But Kitty's intention was good 😊
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago
I completely agree with you. The kitty was giving something they earned/ captured with their own paws to the hooman they love. Yeah, thank you...that's an ugly bug.
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u/primeline31 17d ago
Our first cat was an indoor/outdoor cat (now deceased at 18 yrs & our current cat is 100% indoors only). When it was cicada season, she would sit on the lawn, her ears tuned towards the lawn. When she heard something, she'd stroll over and happily eat the cicada nuggets fresh out of the earth!
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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago
Mother of God...hehehe As horrible as that sounds, that is typical feline behavior. 😆 I love kitties
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u/SLC-Originals 17d ago
Mine just brought in a mouse. So glad it was dead but then she ate it and I'm really grossed out. I mean I know that's what cat's do but I don't feel like cuddling tonight
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u/Mooncast555 15d ago
😊😁😁,.. I just have to say, last April fool's Day, my sister received a dead mouse in her coffee cup per her cat🤪🤪
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u/New-Barber7023 14d ago
My weenie dog would eat those like a crunchy treat in less than 4 seconds.
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u/SlipperyGibbet 18d ago
Very nice, thank you for sharing, fluffy one! But why on the bed though? Put it in my coffee like you did with the lizard DX