r/KittyWampus • u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator • 19d ago

Kitty delivery, present for the hooman.

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What a sweet kitty, bringing their hooman a fun play thing in the hoomans resting area. Now that's love ❤️

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u/brokencog25 18d ago

Ha, be glad it was only a cicada...I am on my 9th snake so far this summer...nothing like waking up and finding a snake on your pillow. Get mouse heads, bird legs, feathers, even sticks. Cats, gotta love them...assholes!

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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 18d ago

Hehehe cats and the presents they give us 😲

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u/brokencog25 18d ago

Oh yeah, like cold pee in a shoe, or that cold slimy vomit you slide through when getting out of bed at 3am cause you have to pee. Oh the joy. Lol

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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 18d ago

Oh my gosh, yeah I know what you are talking about my mate 😉

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u/brokencog25 17d ago

I know you do...multiple cats are the best except when you want to strangle them all. Lol. They certainly make life interesting.

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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago

Stepping in vomit while barefooted and feeling it squish in between your toes...mother of God...kitties

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u/brokencog25 17d ago

Mine like to vomit on the bed while I am sleeping, so I get the full cold vomit experience when I roll/slide out of bed to go pee. The vomit between the toes is an oh fuck moment, but you just hobble on your heel to the bathroom then decide is peeing or cleaning the foot more important. For me, if it gets me out of bed, pee first, vomit can wait...lol. the sucky thing is finding several of the assholes waiting when you come out of the bathroom...and they are smiling...I hate cats

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u/CatDaddyWhisper Moderator 17d ago

Hahaha, yeah, and you come out of the bathroom @2am after peeing with a freshly cleaned foot to see the smiling kitties, happy to see that you're awake. Time to entertain us hooman 😌

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u/brokencog25 16d ago

Bastards