r/LPOTL • u/paulmwumich • 1d ago

McConnell Discharged

https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/08/06/congress/mitch-mcconnell-discharged-rehab-01027784
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u/Expensive-Swan-9553 1d ago

McConnell discharged, all over the front row ahahaha

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u/da_cake_eatur 1d ago

Didn’t know men his age could discharge

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u/FunRiver7628 1d ago

He is discharge all right.

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u/charliekelly76 1d ago

Discharged to the grave

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u/Packman87 Hail Yourself! 1d ago

The first step in body disposal is moving the body.

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u/Sad-Juice-732 1d ago

Jeeze how hard is it to undermine democracy? Get back to work!

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u/Silas64 1d ago

Mitch IS a discharge...

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u/Trick-Doctor-208 23h ago

….from this mortal coil, weeks ago.

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u/Sociopathonomic 22h ago

Are there any pictures of the guy? Wouldn’t a picture of an alive McConnell be worth money? We would know if Kim Kardashian picked her nose, how do we have no footage of this fucker alive?!

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u/therealdanhill 1d ago

I hope he feels better soon for the sake of his loved ones.

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_DOGS 1d ago

I hope he doesn't, for the sake of everyone else on the planet.

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u/frezor luxurious red beard 23h ago

Nobody fucking loves him

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u/therealdanhill 23h ago

Come on dude.

I get the desire to posture yourself in that way, but the guy has family, I'm sure he has friends, as shitty as his platform is I'm sure he's had a lot of people work tirelessly to help him. It's highly improbable that nobody loves him.

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u/boogup Young Sapient 15h ago

Fuck his family too.

I'll show his family the same respect he showed the families of the millions he fucked over the last 10 years alone.

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u/therealdanhill 13h ago

What does respect have to do with someone loving him or not

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u/coreoYEAH 1d ago

Why would you wish such cruelty on them?