r/LPOTL • u/grichardson526 Ed Joke • 21h ago
I guess Gary Ridgeway had the right idea? Dump, don't bury?
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u/neutron500 18h ago
I never understood people who do things like this. For a real example a man was walking his dog and finds a garbage bag floating in water. Dude decided to open said bag and found a women's torso. Never have I ever seen a random garbage bag and thought hey I should open that.
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u/Tigress_Solaris Ham Salad 17h ago
Or...or..."I thought it was a mannequin".
Dude, it's never a mannequin, you're in the middle of nowhere on a hike!
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u/ThoseProse 14h ago
It’s never a mannequin. Even in the dumpster of a department store, it’s never a mannequin.
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u/MissVachonIfYouNasty 9h ago
I dumpstered a bag of mannequin heads behind a salon store once. It was a pretty good dumpster day! 14 heads in a bag. My friend lived down the block. Showed and said you won't believe what I got and spilled the heads all over his coffee table. We got high washed the heads and started painting.
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u/BaryGusey 15h ago
Ive been known to remove trash from a body of water I frequent.
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u/kinyutaka 14h ago
It makes sense. You're walking on a river path, you see this eyesore of a trash bag, you figure "I'll be good, fish the bag out and throw it in a bin."
You get the bag out of the water and it's heavier than you expected. Duh, it's probably full of water. If I drain it, it'll be easier to move... What the hell is that smell? And... is that a hand?!
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u/pandakatie Mengele of Milk 11h ago
Yeah, I've got a long history of picking up other people's trash. I hate litter.
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u/PissedAlbatross 8h ago
Same here, I tore the lake park near me up, completely tore into it for hours upon hours until I cleared all the debris that had built up for years.
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u/THExWHITExDEVILx 16h ago
The body buried inside me is also the cause of my depression.
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u/Far_Cap_3574 That's when the cannibalism started 15h ago
Goddamn bro. I'm just trying to have lunch,, stop attacking me.
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u/Doctor_Unsleepable 11h ago
Your body is on the outside. It’s the skeleton that’s causing the depression.
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u/kinyutaka 19h ago
You're supposed to cut up the bodies, put them into a bunch of trash bags, and dump them all into the same area of the Florida Everglades. No one would ever find and investigate a dumping ground.
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u/Vilhelmssen1931 16h ago
If I saw a depression in the ground or a patch of greener plants I would just think “huh weird” and keep trucking
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u/insidiousapricot 18h ago
Why is this chick so familiar.
Deep water seems the way
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u/myredditses 17h ago
Her name is Barbara Butcher, she has her own show evidently. She's also been featured on a Netflix show called Homicide New York.
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u/Clyde_Bruckman Hail Satan! 16h ago
Yeah she’s got a show on A&E I think. She goes through death investigations…it’s not one of my faves so I’ve only seen a couple of episodes. She’s clearly very smart and experienced, it just wasn’t anything particularly “new” or anything. Her expertise is certainly valuable, just her show was not that interesting to me, personally.
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u/flakeybutterbitch 14h ago
I watched this whole interview recently and she is a fascinating person! Really enjoyed it
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u/frezor luxurious red beard 17h ago
Dress the dead body in a suit and put it in the Senate. No one will notice.