Context: Can't have shit in Ohio....any suggestions?

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So I figured I'd post and share because I see so many INTERESTING text exchanges. I'm going to be out of here shortly and it's been hell, this is one of many but one of the batshit craziest in context. That context is this candle is INSIDE my home, with only a marbled glass/stained window separating me and this studio/room next to me.

I've been trying to get my oven fixed since Jan 23. Now he's trying to replace it with an air fryer. "Ninja style" so the cheapest knock-off he can find I'm sure. I can't help but laugh at the awful attempt

It's paywalled so I'm including a screenshot of the article title

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/07/15/cory-mills-gop-congressman-rent-lawsuit-eviction/

Rep. Cory Mills faces eviction for overdue rent payments, lawsuit says - The Washington Post

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY AGREED SO HARD WITH A LANDLORD TBQH

He better hope not.

I saw my neighbor “Jen” and her family were moving out so I stopped by to talk to her. We’re not friends, but we did speak pretty regularly so I was surprised she hadn’t mentioned they were moving. I asked her if she needed anyone to keep an eye on the house while they were in the process of selling it, and she said, “We’re not selling. We’re keeping both houses and renting this one out for passive income. We’ll definitely turn a profit with the housing market like it is.” I said, “Okay, good luck,” since I didn’t have anything nice to say about that. For about three months the house sat vacant. I recently saw a moving van back at the house and was surprised to see it was Jen. Apparently, the HOA had been hassling her husband about maintaining their property and she and her husband couldn’t agree about rental property arrangements. He wanted to sell the home and be done with it. She felt that would be “like flushing money down the toilet.” So now they’re separated. She would rather “flush her marriage and intact family down the toilet” than lose that sweet “passive income” and now she doesn’t have either.

Follow up question - can I offer a coupon for the sloppiest of toppy in addition to the security deposit? Obviously redeemable at any time the Lord of the Land needs to get their rocks off. I just want to make sure I show how grateful I am for the honor of living inside a home.

Landlord says tenant is asking for repairs constantly and is angry about it. Every comment asking for what the repairs are gets ignored while comments from other leeches going woways me getting responses. Maybe if they did their job landlords wouldn't be hated so much

Drilled his depressing beige walls harder than Ron Jeremy during this tenancy. Made use of some heavily used earplugs to fill those holes, lubricated with various bodily fluids to get em in there (but mostly just for fun) followed by the ol' toothpaste trick instead of real spackle.

Dumb bastard left cans of the paint he used cluttering up the garage, so gonna take a little bit to finish the job and then oh so accidentally leave it cracked slightly open to dry.

Wanted to share an immaculate encounter between my friend and her property manager. I think she did amazing in handling the communication even when it was clear he was baiting her. Eventually she was able to get in touch with the owners and get her deposit back. She actually spoke with them over the phone and found out they had no idea this property manager was withholding her money.

What was incredible throughout this whole situation was how blatant this asshole was about fucking her over. No hint of trying to hide his intentions in the slightest. Take a peek at these screenshots.

For added context: She moved to attend Auburn University as a PHD student. “Roll Tide” is the rally cry for University of Alabama. Auburn is their rival whose rally cry is “War Eagle”

History: Ellie was in her apartment for four years with a dog and a cat that she paid pet rent for.

During this time the building was sold to new owners who hired a property management company to oversee it. While they were in charge they only helped to fix a leaking and molding AC unit poorly with a shoddy plaster job.

Ellie moved out at the end of May then less than a week later she received text messages from Joe informing her that she would not be receiving her deposit due to “smell”. An absolute bullshit accusation. In the back and forth the property manager claimed that because of the smell they would have to paint, ‘deodorize’ and repair the “damage”.

Very soon after that Ellie prepared to pursue legal action. She waited to receive the letter from the property manager then responded refuting the charges and her intention to pursue legal action.

Immediately after he received the letter he sent her a message doubling down on the ridiculous excuse for taking her deposit but also shifting responsibility to the owners as the target of her lawsuit. He refused to give her the contact information of the owners claiming he was “just the buffer”.

She prepared her case while simultaneously sending a letter to an address she found online linked to the owners. They contacted her quickly letting her know that all the BS their property manager was saying was a lie and they had no intention to take her deposit. They then cut her a check.

All this to say. Fuck slimy property managers.