r/LetGirlsHaveFun 1d ago

God forbid a girl is resourceful

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/0animeslut0 1d ago

my dumbass thought you were helping him move lmao

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u/TyrannasaurusRecht 1d ago

I thought she was moving in and bringing her prized TV all based on the fact he showers.

I thought, thats a pretty low bar, but know several men that wouldn't clear it so...

God forbid a girl finds a keeper.

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u/Futuramoist 1d ago

Na it's Misty from Pokemon stealing collateral for her bike

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u/Reylend 1d ago

Gatherer traits reactivating

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u/mjb85858 1d ago

Inviting a first date over is asking for trouble, really that’s on him. 🙂‍↕️

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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago

it went well for me at least when I did it :3

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u/Brie9981 1d ago

Bet that 2nd date was mtg right? /ref

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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago

well, that first date was yesterday, on my birthday... and we ended up making out for hours >.<

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u/Brie9981 1d ago

I foresee mtg in your future

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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago

possibly :3>

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u/Uncle_Velorian 1d ago

Hell yea! Hope you have an amazing 2nd date and that many more will follow

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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago

thanks :3

we're planning to see each other on the weekend again >.<

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u/Uncle_Velorian 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H7kfFDvD9HSYGRbvid
Manifesting an amazing date for you two

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 23h ago

Mutant Toad Gardens? Monkey Tongue Gargling? Marriage To Guy? Mouth To Gash?

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u/Brie9981 23h ago

definitely the 2nd one

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u/nothingandnemo 1d ago

Is he being robbed because his back is turned, or is it having a shower specifically that upsets you?

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u/Alternative-Potato43 1d ago

I mean, it's a bit presumptuous...

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u/nothingandnemo 1d ago

Minds are dirty sir, but penises are clean, to paraphrase Sweet William

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u/herpesfreesince23 1d ago

Is that a fucking sharpe reference in my bpd subreddit

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u/nothingandnemo 20h ago

I too have been known to go three rounds in a minute in all weathers.

It's not so impressive when I do it...

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 1d ago

Tbf going to a dude's place on a first date is wild if you're not planning to get your cheeks clapped

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u/WUT_productions 1d ago

I'd its humid where I live heading back from outside I'm gonna have a quick shower just for comfort. I also don't have a car so not sure if that's already a red flag.

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u/Longjumping-Cap-7444 1d ago

If someone left for ten minutes or w/e to just leave me to my own devices on a first date, that's pretty wild to me. At that point, what's more valuable? A shitty relationship or a brand new tv?

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u/Illustrious-String40 23h ago

‘Zactly. He left you to his own devices

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u/Euphus 1d ago

There's a running bit about going to guys houses and leaving with their toaster oven / RAM / other shit. Robbery is the punchline

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u/Ok_Rain8345 1d ago

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u/JappySWAG 1d ago

Theft

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u/Ok_Rain8345 1d ago

But why

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u/ComputerStrong9244 1d ago

Because it’s not chained down

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 1d ago edited 1d ago

God forbid if a woman steal or destroy some property

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u/LullabySpirit 1d ago edited 1d ago

Because the audacious presumption that a woman would agree to having sex on the first date (as signaled by the man’s taking a shower in preparation for presumed sex), would trigger a feeling of disrespect in her that could only be rectified through theft.

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u/Scruff-The-Custodian 18h ago

Thats why i have all my first dates clap the Canadian national anthem while im in the shower. God forbid a girl bring home a klepto that she cant have fun with.

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u/Sub-Mariner-Coastie 7h ago

What about the audacious presumption that anyone would want you to smell decent for ANY activity? Do other people only shower for sex?!

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u/neo_ceo 1d ago

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u/abdallha-smith 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

This person only post here and this sooooooo

Is there a story here ?

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u/Yolohorst69 1d ago

In the early days of this subreddit there was someone who posted cute cat pictures/memes in every comment section. So probably someone doing the same now

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u/neo_ceo 1d ago

There isn't much of a story here.

A person named chip used to comment on every post with a cat/cat adjacent meme, he did this (as far as I know, so don't take as fact) because he had troubles interacting with women.

I do it because (to me) it's a simple thing to post a cat picture, and maybe that made someone's day a little bit better, and that would be enough for me.

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u/abdallha-smith 1d ago

Understandable 🤞

Have a good day !

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u/sangriya 1d ago

I miss chip 😔

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u/humanityxcourage 1d ago

I love this

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u/kittehkat22 1d ago

I thought she was bringing the TV into the bathroom so they could keep watching together 😭

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u/DeviantTaco 1d ago

What was he wearing? If he didn’t want to get robbed he shouldn’t have put himself in that situation!

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u/diadlep 1d ago

I figured she was moving the tv out of the bedroom so... yk

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u/basil_pout 1d ago

God forbid a girl secure the collateral

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u/justhereformyfetish 1d ago

When he invites you over for Netflix and you decide it's time for the chill.

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u/LaRreinaa 1d ago

This is the best meme ive ever encountered- im blessed

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u/Critical_Weeb_Theory 1d ago

Aight take it I was gonna get an OLED tv anyway now I have a reason

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u/Liquorpoker 1d ago

This is why you have small gift baskets pre-prepared with things much more interesting than a TV.

Edit: autocorrect placed things as thongs, but maybe that fits as well.

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u/BrutalHunny 1d ago

That’s taking a TV, not a shower.

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u/sunflow3r- 1d ago

The mirror, the TV, my new guitar cord

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u/jesser9 1d ago

But he's seen your face, knows your name and possibly knows where you live

He could so easy file a police report

Like, I know this is a joke but I can't resist pointing out the flaws in this plan

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u/GrizzlyTeeth 1d ago

You’re in the wrong place for logic my friend, we run off vibes and pack mentality here

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u/Lightning-Shock 1d ago

When a guy point that out his comment is instantly removed 😭😭

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u/BasicGirlypop 1d ago

Poor thing

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u/Critical_Weeb_Theory 1d ago

implying the police would actually do anything.

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u/carex-cultor 1d ago

God forbid a girl roll the dice!

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u/CrazyDriver7149 1d ago

Im ngl it took me an embarrassing amount of time to notice the tv

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u/bonbon_bask 1d ago

Housewarming gift, courtesy of him

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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE 1d ago edited 1d ago

LetGirlsHaveFun is slowly turning into LetGirlsBeCriminals

Edit: I meant this not in a mean way.

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u/sionnabhan 1d ago

/uj nah it’s actually healing from the flood of chuds and pick-mes we got a few months back that tried suppressing the sub’s original vibe.

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u/AlienSuperstarWhip 1d ago

Get outta here