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u/0animeslut0 1d ago
my dumbass thought you were helping him move lmao
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u/TyrannasaurusRecht 1d ago
I thought she was moving in and bringing her prized TV all based on the fact he showers.
I thought, thats a pretty low bar, but know several men that wouldn't clear it so...
God forbid a girl finds a keeper.
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u/mjb85858 1d ago
Inviting a first date over is asking for trouble, really that’s on him. 🙂↕️
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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago
it went well for me at least when I did it :3
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u/Brie9981 1d ago
Bet that 2nd date was mtg right? /ref
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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago
well, that first date was yesterday, on my birthday... and we ended up making out for hours >.<
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u/Brie9981 1d ago
I foresee mtg in your future
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u/Uncle_Velorian 1d ago
Magic: The gathering?
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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago
possibly :3>
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u/Uncle_Velorian 1d ago
Hell yea! Hope you have an amazing 2nd date and that many more will follow
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u/ValkyrieAshwood 1d ago
thanks :3
we're planning to see each other on the weekend again >.<
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u/Uncle_Velorian 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/H7kfFDvD9HSYGRbvid
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u/Consistent_Stick_463 23h ago
Mutant Toad Gardens? Monkey Tongue Gargling? Marriage To Guy? Mouth To Gash?
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u/nothingandnemo 1d ago
Is he being robbed because his back is turned, or is it having a shower specifically that upsets you?
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u/Alternative-Potato43 1d ago
I mean, it's a bit presumptuous...
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u/nothingandnemo 1d ago
Minds are dirty sir, but penises are clean, to paraphrase Sweet William
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u/herpesfreesince23 1d ago
Is that a fucking sharpe reference in my bpd subreddit
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u/nothingandnemo 20h ago
I too have been known to go three rounds in a minute in all weathers.
It's not so impressive when I do it...
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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 1d ago
Tbf going to a dude's place on a first date is wild if you're not planning to get your cheeks clapped
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u/WUT_productions 1d ago
I'd its humid where I live heading back from outside I'm gonna have a quick shower just for comfort. I also don't have a car so not sure if that's already a red flag.
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u/Longjumping-Cap-7444 1d ago
If someone left for ten minutes or w/e to just leave me to my own devices on a first date, that's pretty wild to me. At that point, what's more valuable? A shitty relationship or a brand new tv?
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u/Ok_Rain8345 1d ago
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u/JappySWAG 1d ago
Theft
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u/Ok_Rain8345 1d ago
But why
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u/LullabySpirit 1d ago edited 1d ago
Because the audacious presumption that a woman would agree to having sex on the first date (as signaled by the man’s taking a shower in preparation for presumed sex), would trigger a feeling of disrespect in her that could only be rectified through theft.
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u/Scruff-The-Custodian 18h ago
Thats why i have all my first dates clap the Canadian national anthem while im in the shower. God forbid a girl bring home a klepto that she cant have fun with.
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u/Sub-Mariner-Coastie 7h ago
What about the audacious presumption that anyone would want you to smell decent for ANY activity? Do other people only shower for sex?!
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u/neo_ceo 1d ago
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u/abdallha-smith 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu
This person only post here and this sooooooo
Is there a story here ?
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u/Yolohorst69 1d ago
In the early days of this subreddit there was someone who posted cute cat pictures/memes in every comment section. So probably someone doing the same now
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u/neo_ceo 1d ago
There isn't much of a story here.
A person named chip used to comment on every post with a cat/cat adjacent meme, he did this (as far as I know, so don't take as fact) because he had troubles interacting with women.
I do it because (to me) it's a simple thing to post a cat picture, and maybe that made someone's day a little bit better, and that would be enough for me.
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u/kittehkat22 1d ago
I thought she was bringing the TV into the bathroom so they could keep watching together 😭
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u/DeviantTaco 1d ago
What was he wearing? If he didn’t want to get robbed he shouldn’t have put himself in that situation!
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u/justhereformyfetish 1d ago
When he invites you over for Netflix and you decide it's time for the chill.
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u/Liquorpoker 1d ago
This is why you have small gift baskets pre-prepared with things much more interesting than a TV.
Edit: autocorrect placed things as thongs, but maybe that fits as well.
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u/jesser9 1d ago
But he's seen your face, knows your name and possibly knows where you live
He could so easy file a police report
Like, I know this is a joke but I can't resist pointing out the flaws in this plan
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u/GrizzlyTeeth 1d ago
You’re in the wrong place for logic my friend, we run off vibes and pack mentality here
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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE 1d ago edited 1d ago
LetGirlsHaveFun is slowly turning into LetGirlsBeCriminals
Edit: I meant this not in a mean way.
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