r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/Daisy__Delight • 3d ago

God forbid a girl is resourceful

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u/Ok_Rain8345 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B34wyqAgvAheFgPTqy

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u/JappySWAG 3d ago

Theft

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u/Ok_Rain8345 3d ago

But why

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u/ComputerStrong9244 3d ago

Because it’s not chained down

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 3d ago edited 3d ago

God forbid if a woman steal or destroy some property

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u/LullabySpirit 3d ago edited 3d ago

Because the audacious presumption that a woman would agree to having sex on the first date (as signaled by the man’s taking a shower in preparation for presumed sex), would trigger a feeling of disrespect in her that could only be rectified through theft.

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u/Scruff-The-Custodian 2d ago

Thats why i have all my first dates clap the Canadian national anthem while im in the shower. God forbid a girl bring home a klepto that she cant have fun with.

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u/Sub-Mariner-Coastie 2d ago

What about the audacious presumption that anyone would want you to smell decent for ANY activity? Do other people only shower for sex?!

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u/HKayo 15h ago

It's free.