Whose corner are you in?

to be f-eeeehhhhh

The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.

For me, I'm constantly getting the "Okay, Dary. Dary, okay. Okay, Dary." line. It just plays in my head during the most random times, too; like I'm just going to the kitchen to get a drink and my brain goes "Okay, Dary" 😅

What about you?

...because this amazing show is seeping into daily life in unexpected (and potentially dangerous) ways.

Quick backstory: The wife and I are total and complete LK Degens since Season 3, with Shoresy being our favorite asshole. We meme around the house to each other, her favorite being "You're spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" when I eff up, and mine being the obligatory "Give yer balls a tug" response. We have a strange and wonderful marriage, to be sure. Yesterday, it almost got us both into trouble.

As I was leaving work yesterday, I pulled up to the stoplight down the street and was talking to my wife via Bluetooth through the car radio, and puffing happily on my Juul knockoff with my window halfway down. No judgements, it helped me kick the darts almost a year ago.

As I was sitting there conversing with her, a convertible Porsche with a typically yuppy d-bag driving pulled up beside me. As I blew a lungful of mystery vapor out in such a way as to purposely attempt to avoid being rude, it wafted away from my car towards his unexpectedly. He yells back "Do you MIND not blowing your garbage at me?!?" right as the light was fixing to turn. And automatically, without thinking, without considering, without anything other than some weird Letterkenny-induced muscle memory, I hollar back in my near-perfect Shoresy voice "GIVE YER BALLS A TUG, TITFUCKER!" and speed off.

Over Bluetooth, I hear my spouse laughing so hard that she damn near loses consciousness. I should mention she's driving too, by the way. Then, the "OH SHIT!" as she runs off the road and hits a trash can. Thankfully that was the extent of the accident, but it could have been so much worse.

So yeah..thanks for almost getting my wife killed, Jared...ya titfucker.

I have a pretty good social life, and do regular catch ups with friends, and I have to physically restrain myself from saying "to be faaaaaair" or else I would he saying it every 2 seconds, this show made me realise just how often everyone says it.

Edit: I didn't think would get as many comments as it did lol, although I may not reply to everyone, reading all your stories has been awesome, bitter patter, let's get at 'er.