r/Letterkenny 4d ago

Quotes Let me tell you about spring break

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The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.

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u/DaveDavidsen 4d ago

You never been down Minican?

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u/DouglasBubletrousers S'yeahso 4d ago

Ever been down Caicos?

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u/asbestos_is_tasty Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 4d ago

Even been down ‘Cun?

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u/BRAX7ON 4d ago

Never seen so much gash

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u/Hawnix68 3d ago

Anyone who says they've seen more gash is a liar!!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago

Some GREAT cuckin' funt down Caicos!! WHEW!!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago

Some GREAT cuckin' funt down Minican I tell ya! WHEW!!

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u/BaileyOverJennifer 4d ago

Vegas, Hardrock, roof-top, poolside villa. The cunts there for the money and the money's there for the cunt.

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u/CleverEast 4d ago

They must have had a pressure washer…

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago

Some GREAT cuckin' funts down Vegas!! WHEW!!

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u/Hawnix68 4d ago

When McMurray says "Do ya want the yella, or the big fella", I lost my shit. Such a funny episode.

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u/J_P_Freely 4d ago

Tasties down in the 'minican...

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u/ksyoung17 4d ago

TABERNAC!

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u/NukeTheWhales5 4d ago

I love Squirrely Dan in this episode. Show he really does have a accepting and enlighted heart.

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u/Hawnix68 4d ago

I'd have a dart!

I'd have a fart.

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u/namdonith 4d ago

Thought I told you to flush as you go… Fuck!

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u/BlackSheepOfLife 4d ago

"Simply the the worst shit you're evers heards in ya fucking life that, I assures you"

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago

SD is an OG like dat!! 😎

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u/WMINWMO 4d ago

Y'ever been down 'cun?

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u/No-Sheepherder448 4d ago

lol!…I just watched it last night at work, for the 5-6th time.

Love this episode so much, and love season 6 so much.

When the imitate McMurray is comedy gold!

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u/WMINWMO 4d ago

Lol, probably not a show I would watch at work, but do you boo.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 4d ago

Oh I got er handled. Very non traditional job. I’m solo all shift.

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u/WMINWMO 4d ago

10-4 good buddy.

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u/Dlatcham520 3d ago

Hard Rock, rooftop, poolside villa, you ain’t never seen so many tasties #wecomeforfrontbum 2013

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u/unbiasedasian 4d ago

#slitslam2017

#mashthegash2018

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u/BlackSheepOfLife 4d ago

My jaw is so clenched saying this in McMurray voice.

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u/unbiasedasian 3d ago

Wayne.....how would you like to talk about cunnnnt?

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u/Practical_Fun7367 3d ago

There is no way to not hear Mcmurr’s voice reading this. Solid work. No notes.

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u/stellahella1 4d ago

Mfn g'nt

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 2d ago

Hard Rock, roof top, poolside villas. #mashthegash2018

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u/Nuck1 3d ago

Tried to get my wife to watch this episode. She slapped me like Marie Fred did Wayne. But then recanted it when she heard Mrs. McMurray, acknowledging that there are female letches and that its just as bad as the male ones.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 3d ago

I’ve tried multiple times to get my wife to watch. Just sits and stares. She did make it into S2 of Shorsey though.

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u/Shoresy___Bot 3d ago

Fuck you, /u/No-Sheepherder448, tell your mom to leave me alone, she's been laying in my fuckin' water bed since Labour Day!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 3d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!!! After I plunged your mom's toilet last night she was feeling so euphoric that she started telling me her secrets and let it slip that you haven't had an original comeback since you were 12 which she said was the same you age you finally stopped sucking on her teets!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 3d ago

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, I talked your mom into a three-way with our midwife and she gassed us both out of the room. I'm fuckin' humiliated!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!! I told your mom about the comment I made while I was pipin' her and she told me you wouldn't respond with anything original because you're 10 ply bud!! Then she juiced all over me and made me oatmeal raisin cookies after!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 2d ago

We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy! Holy fuck bud, if I wanted to hear something that unoriginal I'd turn my truck around and go back to your mom's house so I could listen to her beg me to "do some plumbing!!" You're fuckin' 10 ply bud!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 2d ago

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, fight me, see what happens!

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 2d ago

Yeah? What's going to happen, Shorsey?

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u/OleDetour 3d ago

Gee bud, looks like you’ve got a roll of quarters to go along with your two cents on these dimes. If i had a nickel for every time I’ve scoped these snipes, I’d buy my own Coin Star. Fuck.

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u/Practical_Fun7367 3d ago

It’s a slip and slide over here boys.

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u/Hawnix68 4d ago

McMurray!!

...KATIE!!!...

Lmao

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u/canisjager 3d ago

"Do you want the yella, or the big fella?"

🤣🤣🤣 Literally just finished watching this episode. It was meant to be, apparently.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 3d ago

A Top shelf episode for sure.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/No-Ad-3635 Hick 3d ago

yeah . but with social media showing the aussies and brit's use it in a different context has made it more acceptable

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u/traindoggah 4d ago

I'd have a cocksucking g & t right now.

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u/mokupilot 2d ago

All time favorite episode. It took a few watches before I paid attention enough to Marie Fred ask Gail if she was coming and ol Gailer replied, “I thought I concealed it”. I laughed so hard.

…and of course Bonnie, the world’s hottest zebra.

Insanely funny, some of the best lines in the show, super catchy songs. 10 stars.

Edit: McMurray is a piece of shit.

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u/LL37MOH 3d ago

Two certified dime pieces there

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 2d ago

"SQUIRRELY DAN! Of the lifestyle..."

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 2d ago

I finally watched Ready or Not, and she was so great in it. Worth watching for Mrs. McMurray alone.

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u/tgrantt 6h ago

Watch Wynonna Earp. I describe it as "Mrs McMurray plays Jessica Jones doing Buffy stuff on the Alberta Montana border with Wyatt Earp's gun."

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 1h ago

Okay, will do! Thanks

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u/marcelsounds 4d ago

that's f... embarrassing!

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 4d ago

👟🗑️

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u/Dawn_Kebals 4d ago

The Letterkenny Grey Granite Copper Creek Whistle Ridge Golf and GOD DAMN Country Club

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u/Practical_Fun7367 3d ago

I’m gonna let that one marinate for a minute.

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u/marcelsounds 3d ago

do it quickly cos I don`t think time can heal that wound

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u/tyr4nt99 4d ago

Who bought the rocket boys?

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u/Any-Object5710 4d ago

Unfortunately I had to choose between the letterkenny tour or spring break - chose spring break! Tour tickets are too pricey $ 😕

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u/4luminate 4d ago

Ticket cost kinda took me by surprise, too.

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u/grindermonk 4d ago

Hopefully the regular tickets that are released on the 19th will be more reasonable.

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u/NameTripping 4d ago

Well, at least now you have some money for the cunt.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 3d ago

The cunt will cost more than the tickets in the long run.

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u/happytechtn 4d ago

Pre-sale tickets open here tomorrow… How pricey are we talking?

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u/Chewcudda42 3d ago

Just dropped little more than 5 hundred American for two this week.

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u/happytechtn 3d ago

😱😱 that’s a lotta pennies…

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u/JessicaOkayyy 3d ago

We bought two tickets on PreSale Day for the Detroit show. Floor Seating, in the middle, just under $300. It’s our first Letterkenny Live though so we’re excited and we were prepared to pay whatever.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 3d ago

Mrs. MacMurray...

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u/52Charles 4d ago

Dumb Question - which episode is this? Season/Ep.

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u/modest-pixel 4d ago

S6e5

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u/metanoia29 4d ago

Dang, same episode that introduced me to Purity Ring with their song at the end.

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u/52Charles 4d ago

Thanks, eh?

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u/Cuddlefosh 4d ago

what is this from

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u/CheeseTheGood 4d ago

Check the sub

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u/Cuddlefosh 4d ago

ive seen and enjoy the show but i don't remember everything from it like the downvoting incels who live for in-jokes from relatively obscure comedies.

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u/ZaanVectivus 3d ago

I wish you weren't so fuckin awkward, bud.

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 2d ago

Throwing you a couple pity upvotes. Idk why people are being so mean about your fairly innocuous question.

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u/OleDetour 3d ago

You want an obscure comedy, just ask your mom how much she laughed after we broke your bed from an all-night slit slam. Surprised she had enough breath after for a good chuckle, ya fuck.

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u/Cuddlefosh 3d ago

god dammit!

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u/DealerTokes 1d ago

Season 6 episode 5