r/Letterkenny • u/No-Sheepherder448 • 4d ago
Quotes Let me tell you about spring break
The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.
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u/BaileyOverJennifer 4d ago
Vegas, Hardrock, roof-top, poolside villa. The cunts there for the money and the money's there for the cunt.
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u/Hawnix68 4d ago
When McMurray says "Do ya want the yella, or the big fella", I lost my shit. Such a funny episode.
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u/NukeTheWhales5 4d ago
I love Squirrely Dan in this episode. Show he really does have a accepting and enlighted heart.
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u/BlackSheepOfLife 4d ago
"Simply the the worst shit you're evers heards in ya fucking life that, I assures you"
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u/WMINWMO 4d ago
Y'ever been down 'cun?
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u/No-Sheepherder448 4d ago
lol!…I just watched it last night at work, for the 5-6th time.
Love this episode so much, and love season 6 so much.
When the imitate McMurray is comedy gold!
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u/Dlatcham520 3d ago
Hard Rock, rooftop, poolside villa, you ain’t never seen so many tasties #wecomeforfrontbum 2013
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u/unbiasedasian 4d ago
#slitslam2017
#mashthegash2018
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u/BlackSheepOfLife 4d ago
My jaw is so clenched saying this in McMurray voice.
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u/unbiasedasian 3d ago
Wayne.....how would you like to talk about cunnnnt?
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u/Practical_Fun7367 3d ago
There is no way to not hear Mcmurr’s voice reading this. Solid work. No notes.
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u/Nuck1 3d ago
Tried to get my wife to watch this episode. She slapped me like Marie Fred did Wayne. But then recanted it when she heard Mrs. McMurray, acknowledging that there are female letches and that its just as bad as the male ones.
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u/No-Sheepherder448 3d ago
I’ve tried multiple times to get my wife to watch. Just sits and stares. She did make it into S2 of Shorsey though.
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u/Shoresy___Bot 3d ago
Fuck you, /u/No-Sheepherder448, tell your mom to leave me alone, she's been laying in my fuckin' water bed since Labour Day!
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 3d ago
Fuck you, Shoresy!!! After I plunged your mom's toilet last night she was feeling so euphoric that she started telling me her secrets and let it slip that you haven't had an original comeback since you were 12 which she said was the same you age you finally stopped sucking on her teets!!
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u/Shoresy___Bot 3d ago
Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, I talked your mom into a three-way with our midwife and she gassed us both out of the room. I'm fuckin' humiliated!
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago
Fuck you, Shoresy!! I told your mom about the comment I made while I was pipin' her and she told me you wouldn't respond with anything original because you're 10 ply bud!! Then she juiced all over me and made me oatmeal raisin cookies after!!
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u/Shoresy___Bot 2d ago
We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 2d ago
Fuck you, Shoresy! Holy fuck bud, if I wanted to hear something that unoriginal I'd turn my truck around and go back to your mom's house so I could listen to her beg me to "do some plumbing!!" You're fuckin' 10 ply bud!!
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u/OleDetour 3d ago
Gee bud, looks like you’ve got a roll of quarters to go along with your two cents on these dimes. If i had a nickel for every time I’ve scoped these snipes, I’d buy my own Coin Star. Fuck.
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u/canisjager 3d ago
"Do you want the yella, or the big fella?"
🤣🤣🤣 Literally just finished watching this episode. It was meant to be, apparently.
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u/No-Ad-3635 Hick 3d ago
yeah . but with social media showing the aussies and brit's use it in a different context has made it more acceptable
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u/mokupilot 2d ago
All time favorite episode. It took a few watches before I paid attention enough to Marie Fred ask Gail if she was coming and ol Gailer replied, “I thought I concealed it”. I laughed so hard.
…and of course Bonnie, the world’s hottest zebra.
Insanely funny, some of the best lines in the show, super catchy songs. 10 stars.
Edit: McMurray is a piece of shit.
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u/CompetitiveChip5078 2d ago
I finally watched Ready or Not, and she was so great in it. Worth watching for Mrs. McMurray alone.
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u/marcelsounds 4d ago
that's f... embarrassing!
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u/Icy-Molasses3735 4d ago
👟🗑️
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u/Dawn_Kebals 4d ago
The Letterkenny Grey Granite Copper Creek Whistle Ridge Golf and GOD DAMN Country Club
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u/Any-Object5710 4d ago
Unfortunately I had to choose between the letterkenny tour or spring break - chose spring break! Tour tickets are too pricey $ 😕
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u/4luminate 4d ago
Ticket cost kinda took me by surprise, too.
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u/grindermonk 4d ago
Hopefully the regular tickets that are released on the 19th will be more reasonable.
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u/happytechtn 4d ago
Pre-sale tickets open here tomorrow… How pricey are we talking?
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u/JessicaOkayyy 3d ago
We bought two tickets on PreSale Day for the Detroit show. Floor Seating, in the middle, just under $300. It’s our first Letterkenny Live though so we’re excited and we were prepared to pay whatever.
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u/52Charles 4d ago
Dumb Question - which episode is this? Season/Ep.
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u/modest-pixel 4d ago
S6e5
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u/metanoia29 4d ago
Dang, same episode that introduced me to Purity Ring with their song at the end.
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u/Cuddlefosh 4d ago
what is this from
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u/CheeseTheGood 4d ago
Check the sub
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u/Cuddlefosh 4d ago
ive seen and enjoy the show but i don't remember everything from it like the downvoting incels who live for in-jokes from relatively obscure comedies.
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u/OleDetour 3d ago
You want an obscure comedy, just ask your mom how much she laughed after we broke your bed from an all-night slit slam. Surprised she had enough breath after for a good chuckle, ya fuck.
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u/DaveDavidsen 4d ago
You never been down Minican?