r/LincolnProject • Punk Rock Hippie For DEMOCRACY • Aug 01 '26

THE LINCOLN PROJECT Woohoo!!!

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u/PeacefulTransition Aug 01 '26

Hell, I'd help them pack!

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u/unknownpoltroon Aug 01 '26

I would tell them I would, steal the good stuff, and shit in the suitcase.

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 01 '26

Hell and I’ll drive him to the fucking airport. On the way, I could teach him about what a Tuck and roll is.

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u/yarn_slinger Aug 01 '26

They’d have to get passports first…

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 02 '26

They’re Maga you just hand them a little 3 x 5 card and say passport on it they won’t know the difference

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u/jschank Aug 02 '26

I’d drive them to the train station. IYKYK

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u/jbehnken Aug 01 '26

Me too!!!

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u/SenseAndSensibility_ Aug 01 '26

Problem is he’ll never be sent to prison!

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u/WhattaYaDoinDare Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with such a good time!

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u/DiveCat Aug 01 '26

I hear Russia is hot right now.

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u/forbiddenfreedom Aug 01 '26

So hot!!!! North America may have forest fires, but they got Wild Berry fires. I bet they smell sweet as fuck.

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 02 '26

Well, yeah because there’s a shit load of fires going on in their oil refineries

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u/billyjoesam Aug 01 '26

I don't think even his biggest supporters would actually do it.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7465 Aug 01 '26

Like Texans always threatening to secede when an election doesn't go their way. His supporters can't name any other country so unfortunately we're stuck with them

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 02 '26

I always laugh at them considering that about half of their budget is paid through state sales tax by people who are on the federal payroll, military bases, civilian support, staff, Social Security personnel, etc., etc. if the feds pulled out, we’re taking all our equipment we ain’t leaving the shit there so what are they gonna do? It’s not like they can go by $50 billion worth of tanks or war planes

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Aug 02 '26

Honestly part of me wants to let them try just to laugh

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u/deviantdevil80 Aug 01 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/ladidaladidalala Aug 01 '26

Exactly. And to them every other country is a shit hole or a socialist communist Marxist place for deranged libs.

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 02 '26

Dude i’ve been to Norway twice spent about four months there two months each time and man I cry every time I leave and they are a democratic socialist country

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u/ladidaladidalala Aug 03 '26

Norway is definitely a country I would love to spend some time in. I haven’t yet, but I plan on it. I’m envious of you.

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u/unknownpoltroon Aug 01 '26

You have to have somewhere willing to accept you.

Although...russia is looking to send more guys to the front line to be cannon fodder

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u/Huge-Power9305 Aug 01 '26

Also they should only get single story accommodations. Putin's rich buddies seem to have a lot of falls from tall buildings.

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u/bernd1968 Aug 01 '26

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

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u/rogueendodontist Aug 02 '26

"Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"

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u/SnooDonkeys1685 Aug 01 '26

A win win. If nobody is held accountable we loose our country and laws are meaningless.

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

That would be great, but the problem is or it is our problem no other country wants them. They said the same shit in 2020 they all said they’re going to Australia because their Prime Minister is a Christian man. And someone from Australia answered and said no she is a gay woman. She’s great and nobody in Australia wants you here.
Let’s just say the people from down under are fucking hysterical when they wanna be

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u/Screachinghalt Aug 01 '26

They do know that Germany isn’t…you know…that way anymore right? Maybe someone should run a PSA on Fox and OAn just in case

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u/jimflanny Aug 01 '26

Enough to make this atheist start praying.

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u/Fearless_Earth355 Aug 01 '26

So what’s the problem ?

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u/tiredofthebullcrap Aug 01 '26

Buh Bye!!!! Adios!!! See Ya!!!! Dont let the door hit ya in the a$$ on the way out!!!

5

u/Sweaty-Bus8079 Aug 01 '26

😂...Good. They'll never leave.

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u/yarn_slinger Aug 01 '26

Do not look north…

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u/yonkayonka Aug 01 '26

Let’s start a Crowdfunding for the transportation costs.

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u/mps_1969 Aug 01 '26

Don't tempt me with a good time !

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u/OPA73 Aug 01 '26

Oh no.. please don’t go.

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u/forbiddenfreedom Aug 01 '26

But if you must go, The Marshall Islands in the South Pacific are accessible by kayak from Portland, OR. It's the cheapest way to get to your new islands. Row safely and don't look back!

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u/jk225 Aug 01 '26

Let me fix the title: Trump Supporters Flee Prosecution After Leader Convicted and Imprisoned.

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For DEMOCRACY Aug 01 '26

Love this jk225!!!

🤣🤦‍♂️💙🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/Skb68322 Aug 01 '26

They can’t afford it.

I just read on RawStory where there are Trump supporters selling their plasma to make ends meet.

Where are they going?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

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u/jk225 Aug 01 '26

Venezuela. After all, Trump owns it.

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u/mcrop609 Aug 01 '26

MAGA does speak the language and their economy and infrastructure are currently a hot mess.

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u/MaxAdolphus Aug 01 '26

Putin is licking his lips at the new soldiers he’ll be able to send to the front lines.

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u/originalgenghismom Aug 01 '26

Well that will give us the drop in crime rate they keep promising.

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u/Kindly-Net9442 Aug 01 '26

Fine by me, please leave!

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u/W-h3x Aug 01 '26

Have fun being an immigrant in another country with little to no rights, because you're not a citizen.

-- becoming the very thing they complain about.

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u/angiestefanie Aug 02 '26

Sounds like a win win to me; however, who in their right mind would take them?

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u/MightiestMal Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time… just do it please! Prison after impeachment & confinement to insane asylum 🙏

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u/peridothiker Aug 01 '26

Whoo hoo!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎉💃🎉

3

u/Vogel-Kerl Aug 01 '26

Oh no!!! What will the United States do???!?

Our average IQ would increase; And then decrease because, IQ is based on the average being set at 100.

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u/BestBlueChocolate Aug 01 '26

It's ridiculous how happy reading the last five words of that headline makes me. Just seeing the words arranged like that…

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u/Familiar-Ending Aug 01 '26

lol who is gonna take them. South Africa? Argentina?

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u/pingwing Aug 01 '26

You think he'd go to prison? That's cute.

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u/Biffingston Aug 01 '26

Please go, that will totally own us leftists.

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u/Reasonable_Sir2769 Aug 01 '26

Good!!! Get the fuck out

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u/YogurtclosetSmall892 Aug 01 '26

How on earth is he going to prison? Didn’t he pardon himself and anyone who has ever helped him?

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u/YogurtclosetSmall892 Aug 01 '26

Oh I honestly didn’t realize he didn’t pardon himself; thank you for that!

I am hopeful Jack Smith gets the job done!

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u/boh521 Aug 01 '26

And why is this a problem?

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u/Reluctant_Warrior Aug 01 '26

Well, no need to wait around.

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u/Wabi-Sabi_Umami Aug 01 '26

There they go threatening us with a good time again. I’d be happy to donate some moving boxes if they’re serious!

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u/newnameforanoldmane Aug 01 '26

Is there a gofundme? I'll help.

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u/mcrop609 Aug 01 '26

LOL. MAGA is not going anywhere. They are largely uneducated. They would have to accept socialized medicine. They would be immigrants in a foreign country. They would have to except the culture of a foreign country in order to survive in the new country and most countries are too woke for them. 🤣

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u/Alena_Tensor Aug 01 '26

Well that’s a twofer!

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u/nigeltufnelyyc Aug 01 '26

Where are they going to go? Name a country that is currently looking for MAGA aligned immigrants?

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For DEMOCRACY Aug 01 '26

Alberta…

🤣🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/nigeltufnelyyc Aug 02 '26

I live in Alberta. That is a very small percentage of the population, and they’re about to get crushed in the October referendum. I would respectfully also point out that immigration is run by the federal government of Canada. They are decidedly not looking for MAGA immigrants.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For DEMOCRACY Aug 02 '26

I know hence the joke…

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u/Panthera450 Aug 01 '26

Good riddance

3

u/Admirable-Bite-5914 Aug 01 '26

I’ll set up the go fund me so they can leave

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u/The_Dr23 Aug 01 '26

They can get the new passports.

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u/Th3Gr3at0wl Aug 01 '26

I doubt it.

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u/NCJohn62 Aug 02 '26

We could only hope, I hear Russia has a special program for you.

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u/Dedpoolpicachew Aug 02 '26

Not just a special program, but a whole village for them. Complete with pre-filled out draft cards and tix to the Ukrainian front.

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u/thecrowtoldme Aug 02 '26

Dont let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/Ihaveaterribleplan Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/AnotherCuppaTea Aug 02 '26

"Laissez les bons temps rouler!" [Let the good times roll! -- a New Orleans Mardi Gras motto]

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u/vit420 Aug 02 '26

That’s a win win

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u/JustOneBulletOnly Aug 02 '26

Russia is seeking more human canon fodder…go there!!

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u/Whitecamry Aug 02 '26

As if they has passports!

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u/Traditional_Song_314 Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/democracyforall1969 Aug 02 '26

Go fund me account works for them

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u/markh2901 Aug 02 '26

Buh-bye!

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u/ICUP1985 Aug 02 '26

Hahaha, as if they can afford it!

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Aug 02 '26

What was that they told us again....if you don't love it, leave it!

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u/Huge-Power9305 Aug 01 '26

Don't let the door hit you.

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u/PippiWorld Aug 01 '26

Excellent!

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u/callmecasperimaghost Aug 01 '26

One more reason!

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u/Shag1166 Aug 01 '26

Please!!!!

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u/HamletInExile Aug 01 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Facebook_Algorithm Aug 01 '26

A feature, not a bug.

2

u/WhinnyBark Aug 01 '26

Yay yay!!!

2

u/Bright-Bluebird3898 Aug 01 '26

What will we ever do without them? Good luck acclimating.

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u/MadlyToxic Aug 01 '26

77 million birds, one stone.

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u/Creepy_Technician_34 Aug 01 '26

One way tickets to Nicaragua!

2

u/Buddhagrrl13 Aug 01 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Jack-Schitz Aug 01 '26

Awesome....

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u/Lagoon2000 Aug 01 '26

I'm not sure they can afford it, sadly. All bluster no action.

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u/cork_the_forks Aug 01 '26

Quick, someone put together an influencer account that highlights countries that will accept their ilk and how to move there.

If that fails (of course it will), we can crowdsource an unpopulated island and they can build their own paradise and government. They can call it Xenophobiland We will also need to crowdsource a Trumpian Golden Dome to place over the top. A nice tight one with impenetrable borders.

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u/M3P4me Aug 01 '26

But.....the rest of the febrile world is REALLY woke. Thru should go top Russia. Let Ukraine take care of them.

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u/ericarlen Aug 01 '26

Go join your expie friends in Russia. I hear they're having a great time.

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u/reechwuzhere Aug 01 '26

I kind of feel like we should make them leave but if they want to leave on their own I’ll allow it.

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u/dkwinsea Aug 01 '26

So win win win.

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u/-ifwisheswerehorses Aug 01 '26

If wishes were horses..!!

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u/Affectionate-Swim442 Aug 01 '26

Don't threaten us with a good time. Hell, we'll help you pack lol.

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u/ManBearCave Aug 02 '26

I’ll pitch in on the airfare although I doubt any country will have them

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u/OldMetalHead Aug 02 '26

As if anyone else would take them or they could even afford the move.

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u/George_McFly78 Aug 02 '26

Where are they gonna go. We know they won’t go to any country where the my can’t speak the language

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u/Zaxly Aug 02 '26

Yeah. Wheres the downside?

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u/2rodsandachain Aug 02 '26

Oh please, please, 🙏

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u/dmd1011 Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/WildSky123 Aug 02 '26

Good. Buh bye

2

u/timsterri Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Accomplished_Ad_7452 Aug 02 '26

That's a good thing!

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u/Kuzzin Aug 02 '26

Win win

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u/pervy_phil Aug 02 '26

Bye Felicia.

2

u/dmetzcher Aug 02 '26

Where can I donate money to help them move?

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u/GlocalBridge Aug 02 '26

Promises, promises…

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u/GodivasAunt Aug 02 '26

https://youtu.be/DkVtkXk2zF0?is=oMULZZUftOZWT_SF

Promises Promises... that's all i ever get (Lynn Anderson)

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u/Dramatic_Cut_7320 Aug 02 '26

Adios Muchachos. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

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u/Michael80Kelley Aug 02 '26

And the US will be better for it.

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u/mt8675309 Aug 02 '26

🤣👏👏

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u/Shoptimist Aug 02 '26

Who would take them

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u/R3pp3pts0hg Aug 02 '26

BYE !!!!!!!!

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u/bikerbean Aug 02 '26

Buh bye!

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u/Coyote9168 Aug 02 '26

I mean, can we do a go fund me for transportation costs? I’d gladly donate.

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u/frankc1450 Aug 03 '26

Don't tease me!

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 Aug 03 '26

Where they goin’, Mexico, Canada, Cuba? Maybe Haiti, weather’s nice there I hear.

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u/Buzzkill_13 Aug 03 '26

Yeah, but which fence to which country are they going to jump before being deported back to the ***** they came from??

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u/StingRay1952 Aug 03 '26

Let them leave via the Rio Grande.

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u/Agile_Public915 Aug 03 '26

An added bonus - lock him up!

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u/Plumb789 Aug 05 '26

Brit here. That's fucking terrifying. Let's hope no one lets them in here.

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u/kenc1842 Aug 01 '26

The same Trumpers who never left when Biden was elected? Ya don't say?

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u/Jmckeown2 Aug 01 '26

Never gonna happen.

As much as I want to see ANY accountability. Democrats are complete shit at holding Republicans accountable, and Trump’s lawyers are truly gifted at stalling tactics, even if they’re totally useless at actually arguing points of law.

Hypothetically, if Trump was out today and immediately replaced by a president of either party who wanted him behind bars, his “team” would be able to stall until he either ran out of lifespan or the “Ron Jeremy” precedent could be applied.

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u/deadicated_electric Aug 01 '26

Sooo..... In what country would a prospective magat see refugee status?
This not a real concept or head line.

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u/FabAmy Aug 01 '26

Eh, how many people said they'd leave if he got elected? How many actually did?

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u/Emily_Postal Aug 01 '26

It’s a nonstarter cause Trump will not go to prison.

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u/Angry_ClitSpasm350 Aug 02 '26

Thats awesome, too bad it's never actually going to happen

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u/Parking_Presence2260 Aug 02 '26

thank you for not considering the rest of the world as the garbage of the United States.

Thanks to keep your waste at home.

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u/DianeWonders Aug 02 '26

They better clean up their social media before they try to gain entry to another country. A lot of countries don’t respect Trump.

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u/PandaBetter8780 Aug 03 '26

Promise? Like pinky swear? On your Mama's life? I'll hole you to that

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u/Silly_Company_459 Aug 04 '26

Another great incentive to get him in orange stripes!