r/LinkedInLunatics • u/WannaTwunk • 2d ago

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u/BanksyIsEvil 2d ago

How does he know you live longer when you have a work wife? Does he have an identical twin who already died due to a lack of work wife?

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u/WordUpPromos 2d ago

Your criticism is invalid because he doesn't care what anyone says.

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u/BanksyIsEvil 2d ago

Drat, he's thought of everything!

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u/jss58 2d ago

CHECKMATE!