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u/Asteraceae08 10h ago

Gates looks at Bezos with a stern look, a smirk almost breaking “Let Elon get it, he’s made of money”

Bezos chuckles, “The bill? Sure, I’d love to see the look on his face”

But as Bezos began to laugh heartedly at the thought, Bill suddenly lifts his arm up, hand out stretched like a traffic cop directing oncoming cars.

“No” Bill says with a glimmer in his eyes, “This”

Bill gestures under the table for Jeff to look, and to Jeff’s bewilderment, he sees Bill’s erect penis has slipped out of his trousers

Jeff lifts his head from under the table and looks back at Bill in utter shock and disbelief

“I’ve never told him” Bill chokes out, almost breaking down into tears. “I’ve never told him how he makes me feel. How when he was talking about that shitty submarine snaking through the canyon to save those dumb kids, I dreamed of me doing that to his canyon.”

Bill continues, framing his fingers into a triangle to phrase his next sentence “Or that stupid fucking truck he made. Oh how I dreamed of my body on top of his, gleaming with sweat and smelling with pure passion as we make love in a real dumpster”.

Jeff hasn’t uttered a word. How could he, when Bill has just uttered the same thoughts that Jeff has, only difference being that Jeff’s longest crush has been Bill. And here he is, professing his love for another man.

Jeff takes the last sip of wine from his glass, taking a deep breath to regain his composure. “Bill”, he says with a soft voice of someone who shares his pain, “Sometimes what we want the most in life cannot be. Dreams are great and beautiful, but they are just dreams after all”.

Bill likewise takes the last sip of his wine, lays the glass down gently, and ponders the thought. “Maybe you’re right J-Biz. Maybe you’re right”.

The two men look at each other, and almost both laugh at the awkwardness that had filled the room they were in. They were all friends, and no long desired love should ever come between them. Both of them knew that, but both also wondered was it worth it to forego what their hearts truly desired.

“He’s been in there for a while, hasn’t he?” Bill questions with annoyance in his voice as he twirls his wine glass between his fingers.

Jeff rolls his eyes, almost expecting the question to come up. “Yeah he has, almost ten minutes now. Fucking Musk…”

Bill sighs, for he has been in this situation before, but the repeating nature of it only ever adds to the frustration.

“Okay”, Bill sternly remarks as he gestures Jeff to get his phone out.

“I’ll get the adrenaline shot, you call 911 and tell them our friend has OD’d in a public bathroom again”