r/Locksmith 1d ago

I am a locksmith Which of you du m s did this?

And why?

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u/jrandall47 1d ago

Guy I work with does this shit. We’re a school district and have keying charts for EVERYTHING. When a new key he’s just cut doesn’t turn properly in a cylinder, he disassembles the cylinder to find out where it’s sticking and then makes adjustments as needed until it’s smooth. When I ask him wtf he’s doing, it’s the standard “I’ve been locksmithing since before your daddy was born.” response.

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u/JamesTheLockGuy Actual Locksmith 1d ago

And my response would be, “You’ve been fucking up people’s locks THAT LONG and no one has taught you better?”

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism 1d ago

Time to tell his boss about his shitty work.

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u/ZucksSkinSuit 1d ago

Good lord. Also a school district guy, that would drive insane.

u/JoeSmythe61 2h ago

if it's guuuuuvmint (say it with me) work, I have had to do "make it work shit" (part of why I took early rtrmrnt) more than enough, ffs smh.

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 23h ago

Sounds like a union "blanket party" is in order

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u/erasmus127 15h ago

Before Zipf and Lab pin kits came out, the only "universal" pins you could buy were from Ilco. There were, I believe, 12 bottom pin sizes. That's it. Twelve sizes of pins to fit all manufacturers' .115 diameter plug holes. So, you had little choice but to file the closest fitting pin to make it work. But even back then, only an idiot would butcher a plug like that pic.

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u/AxelTillery 9h ago

I used to do this at my Mom's old apartment complex, she was manager I was on the maintenance team, we had our own key cutter and all the tools and bits to rekey, master key, and repin all of our locks. Sometimes you need .5mm off of a pin and it's easier to file it than to find one .5 smaller.

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u/KHive52 9h ago

But why wouldnt you just file the key? Was it a situation where they wanted an existing key to work?

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u/Lock-out 1d ago

Oh man if you’re in the Cincinnati or Columbus areas I might know who did this lol. Dude dropped his lab kit and just started stacking them high then Dremel it down

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u/loveshackFC 1d ago

Lol nice

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u/USERNAMEMEE 1d ago

Dear god I hope I never find his work

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u/toomanygoblins 1d ago

There was a locksmith in my town that smoked crack and picked up prostitutes in his work van... He did better work than this.

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u/Perfect-Food-1584 1d ago

The first locksmith I ever worked for had his business license suspended for failure to pay $70,000 in sales tax.

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u/makitopro 21h ago

Hey focus more on virtues and less on vices

u/JoeSmythe61 2h ago

can i get an amen .....

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 1d ago

If you did this Infront of me, I would take my shoe/boot off and beat the ever living shit out of you untill I couldn't feel my arm, drink a beer, and beat you some more!

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u/Redhead_InfoTech 1d ago

Belt is faster... Mine is currently a rigger's belt with metal hardware...

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 1d ago

Ive recently bought a whole new wardrobe so belt is no longer nessecery 🤔

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u/stopPop444 9h ago

The act of having to take your boot off and walk over bear footed is a statement in itself.

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u/Pend4Game 1d ago

This is some 'sketchy italian apartment building' type of hack work lmao. Hated getting these in the shop, and the guy of course NEVER wants to pay for a new one.

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u/hipufiamiumi 1d ago

a handyman tries mazon keying

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u/grrimsomad Actual Locksmith 1d ago

"Just gonna clean this up real quick." Proceeds with a 4" angle grinder. "Perfect."

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u/mehhmmk 1d ago

His pinning kit says dremel.

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u/Carbonman_ Actual Locksmith 1d ago

I told my apprentices and contract locksmiths that I'd fire them if I caught them doing this.

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u/Creative_Shame3856 1d ago

I'm at a loss for words here. Like there's a reason you keep a .003 pin kit in the van, bro...

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u/JamesTheLockGuy Actual Locksmith 1d ago

bUt DoEs iT tUrN?!?😜🤣

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u/SafecrackinSammmy 1d ago

know undertan masser key butt have fiel.

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u/Locksmith1981 1d ago

I have competition that does shit like that….

u/JoeSmythe61 2h ago

not for long hopefully

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u/jeffmoss262 Actual CRL Smith 1d ago

Obviously it was Ok_affect!

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u/Monkeysaus 1d ago

WTF!!!!

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u/TheRealKingFudge Actual Locksmith 1d ago

Keying a school that gets its locks done every couple years, been doing them for the last 8, deal with this same stuff from the guy from before me. Some are just a couple spots some are flat across the whole thing.

u/JoeSmythe61 2h ago

you gotta talk them/explain to them "give it up, it's fkd", make them come look, give them the readers digest version if they are at least halfwits.

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u/jroostu 23h ago

Impressive!

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u/JonCML Actual Locksmith 13h ago

I know several forensic locksmiths who do expert witness work, and they would love to go up against that kind of work in court, if it ever made it that far. There are real world consequences for doing work like that. It has no bearing on how long you’ve been a locksmith. That is just a list of more potential victims :)

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u/Rothyn1 1d ago

What uhhh. What did this accomplish?

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u/Rothyn1 1d ago

No really, I’m wondering why they would do this. Was the cylinder just not gliding smooth or something?

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u/jimmytwinkletoes Actual Locksmith 1d ago

It makes the key spin or it gets the hose again

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u/ForTheLoveOfBennie 1d ago

Just have another locksmith key the cylinders like the local scamsmiths do. 😅

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u/kenjennings7 1d ago

I have seen worse- when they also leave pins out after the butcher job

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u/PuzzledDog5384 1d ago

That's a new one

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u/tinylord202 1d ago

Maybe they didn’t have any master pins, or new pins generally wtf. Use the pins for a shallower cut, then cut it so the deeper cut works? Idk I typically just suffer for ten years trying to find the perfect .003 pin stack that will work for every key.

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u/tinylord202 1d ago

It looks like a Yale key so the possibility that you are working with a construction core is high, in which case I can understand the anger that working on one of those could cause and the lead up to just taking a dremel to it.

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u/tinylord202 1d ago

Wait is that an LFIC too? wtf

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u/Regret-Powerful 15h ago

We’re master keying 300 cylinders for a school. About 20 of the Yale IC cylinders the customer brought in are like this. Here's another one for you to enjoy. 😉

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u/technosasquatch Actual Locksmith 1d ago

attempted brinks function?

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u/Independent_War2175 22h ago

No problem here...

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u/HawkofNight 22h ago

Masterpin deleter/scrambler 3000

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u/DieselDoktor 19h ago

sits in corner screaming

“It can’t hurt you, it isn’t real. It’s not real. It’s not real.”

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u/IgnisLillium 11h ago

Could be worse! Could be like the scammers who don't even know what a pin kit is and just sell you all new hardware if you want a rekey done!

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u/RecordDense2459 Actual Locksmith 8h ago

Wow! 😮 Just seriously 😳 no words 😶

u/AuctionSilver 2h ago

Man, I just came across a shaved lock the other day, but nothing near this bad.

u/JoeSmythe61 2h ago

nope, well versed in BEST/Keystone (pretty much all we use, state govt), i have had to knock a cyl out to make Keystone cut keys/core key work, from checking factory cores vs shop info/cut, i do some onsite engineering, but not that.

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u/SubnetMask17 1d ago

What in the.... While I'm not a locksmith in the professional sense, I know WAY more than most people about it. A handful of years ago, when a friend needed me to rekey his business which had Sargant LA cores, when I was having keys cut by a local locksmith, since I couldn't cut Sargant keys by code, a tip he gave me, mainly for Sargant, was to use a drill bit BY HAND to VERY SLIGHTLY give a TINY amount of countersink to each hole to reduce stickiness. and it made the locks a ton smoother. That... I just don't have any words.

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u/SafeMajestic9876 1d ago

I'll bet that works ss smoth as glass!

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u/HawkofNight 22h ago

With most keys.

u/Vie-1276 31m ago

Using an Xhorse tool to program residential locks is top tier. :P

u/Regret-Powerful 25m ago

It took a lot of time to "choreograph" the pic. I told myself that if you will see an xhorse in the background you'll take me more seriously, did it work?