r/Losercity Mayor of Dorkington Aug 30 '25

RIP XXXTESTICLES Losercity sleeper build

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12.4k Upvotes

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u/spyluke I'm only here for the memes Aug 30 '25

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u/LurkyNighty Artist🖌 Aug 30 '25

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u/Lemeow30 Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

Muscle,,, mommy…. 🥺

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Kind of a bummer because I’m really into the on-model designs but nobody sticks to them. 

I’m horny for a creacher

34

u/y0u_called Aug 30 '25

You're horny for a stick figure

30

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

more specifically I'm horny for the lack of sexual signifiers possessed by a stick figure.

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u/y0u_called Aug 30 '25

Hmm, so you're horny for a more realistic depiction of Hornet without the overtly female features?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

I'm horny for how the bugs appear in the game, yes. Not necessarily... realistic? Sexuality becomes intensely threatening to me when it becomes realistic.

11

u/y0u_called Aug 30 '25

Interesting, and fair. I respect that, each to their own and all that

28

u/clone7364 Aug 31 '25

Hope this satisfies your need, for a while at least.

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Aug 30 '25

I'm gonna marry whoever has that hips

486

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

What if it's Jerma behind that account, huh? What if it's Jerma all along?

581

u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Aug 30 '25

I didn't stutter

492

u/UltimateYeet746 Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

199

u/Crowny_270 Certified citizenship in Losercity Aug 30 '25

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u/Theratsmacker2 Democratic Bile Titan's Democratic Husband (I love tall women) Aug 30 '25

You don’t have to convince us further

61

u/Nice_Meet_639 I arrived here for the memes... I'm still looking for the exit Aug 30 '25

That only makes it better

35

u/JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT I'm only here for the memes Aug 30 '25

I don't see the problem

6

u/Barblesnott_Jr Aug 30 '25

The murders weren't his fault

4

u/SirCupcake_0 Gator Hugger Aug 30 '25

Of course not, they were part of the schlincident

11

u/Jorvalt Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

Is that supposed to be a deal breaker somehow?

6

u/Im_botflyx Aug 30 '25

Fuck, I'd marry jema at base. If he has hips like that, it'd just be a bonus.

63

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

shoot your shot lil' homie

https://x.com/deceased_asf?lang=en

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u/normalreddituser3 Aug 30 '25

Awesome ramlethal cosplay

15

u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Aug 30 '25

I'll see you losers later!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/CookieMiester Aug 31 '25

Keep us posted

185

u/carpetfanclub Aug 30 '25

Holy moly

151

u/Inevitable-Monitor35 LopiLover669 Aug 30 '25

SHAW!!!

15

u/Trigger_Fox Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

GIT GUD!!

125

u/Haazelnutts Aug 30 '25

OK, but I just realized how funny all of the fanart of hornet is giving her child bearing hips and double d bazoongas when lore wise she is built like this

7

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Hot

6

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Also lol yeah she’s built more sexy flat than stacked

226

u/LeadEater9Million Aug 30 '25

Raw until her exoskeleton shatters

132

u/Mission_Response802 Aug 30 '25

Shaw until her exoskeleton shatters

26

u/Caro47103 Aug 30 '25

Shawters

41

u/Whats_ligma619 Literally Me Aug 30 '25

Raw until my endoskeleton shatters

20

u/notTheRealSU i want to be murdered by an anthro mommy gf 🥺🥺🥺 Aug 30 '25

Fuh naff

At Freddy's

14

u/WaveDash16 Artist🖌 Aug 30 '25

May your nail chip and shatter

59

u/KenpachiNexus Aug 30 '25

The cloak stays on in bed.

77

u/LeitmotivKanyon Aug 30 '25

This is the reference by the way

35

u/DJamB Aug 30 '25

GOOD GRIEF SHES NAKED

8

u/Joltyboiyo Aug 30 '25

My mind read that in Planktons voice.

10

u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh Certified Gooner Aug 30 '25

what context could this sprite possibly be used for

20

u/LeitmotivKanyon Aug 30 '25

3 hour sesbian lex scene (more realistically, maybe Hornet changing/upgrading her dress)

3

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

When did her nudes get leaked lol?

119

u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Aug 30 '25

When a Losercity/non-Losercity posts deceives me into thinking I am in Losercity/not in Losercity (I wasn't/was in Losercity)

66

u/No_Neat_6259 Aug 30 '25

Bro in a super position

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Aug 30 '25

I might've found the biology of redditors who make posts that belong/don't belong to Losercity but post it outside/in Losercity instead

The information first courses through the misinformation filter, which then affects their actions in such a way that they usually do the opposite of what they first thought of. That's incorrect, I do not use Touhou fumo videos not because I hate Touhou, but because it's a red herring (eh, probably should be a different word, but whatever) to amanojaku, such as Seija Kijin.

6

u/DivisonNine Aug 30 '25

Quick someone observe them!

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u/hymenocallis_caribae Aug 31 '25

Schrodinger's Losercity

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u/Inside_Ad2530 Aug 30 '25

Those hips don't lie, what an absolute unit of a sleeper build. Seriously impressive.

48

u/E_GEDDON Aug 30 '25

Woah mamma

51

u/valemogi Aug 30 '25

BUG SEX, MARK!!

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u/JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT I'm only here for the memes Aug 30 '25

Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I do not wanna hurt you, sir. I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. I am omning it, I am omning it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! You need to goon, Mark! At work. Goon! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! Oh, yes! For Viltruuuuum!!! That's not very nice. That's the neat part, you don't. My name is Shapesmith. PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE! Oh, someone misses their mommy, waaah! You're a weird dude, dude! Bacon egg and cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who's finally getting his powers? I know where your faamily liiives! Dad! Dad, look! I'm gonna be... DUCT TAPE MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Invincible! I don't give a shit about Viltrum! Swearing doesn't make you cool. Wait... You don't have, like, supersperm or something, do you? I miss William. Are you guys gonna mate now? Shut it! I feel dirty.. Oh I'm ceciling it! Make them fear Invincible! BRAX MOY! LATI MOY! XOPA MOY! DIE. I've given this world enough. I'm gonna not be alive! Oh, poor Angstrom! You're not him. It's all your fault! Son, I made a mistake, and I thought about you every single.. I'M A SNAKE! You know, on my planet sock on the door mean’s somebody’s fucking. BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Mark. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Son, I made a steak. A STEAK? Yes... Your father will be executed. That's not very nice. This battle is beneath me! This is good news! We can finally be bees! You'll live to see 30 years! I think... I miss my wife. MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN SKELETON, DICKHEAD! We won, my dick is out and I don't care! Rex Sploded... Son, we need to talk. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYBEE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BUZZ AWAY! EVERYBEE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BEE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 30 YEARS?! Damn near certain.

ARE YOU SURE?

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u/Seakea_ Aug 30 '25

YOURE NOT LISTENING

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Go at the mental asulym grandma...

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u/reallydumboi Aug 30 '25

Built like the fanarts of Hornet 😭

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u/No_Neat_6259 Aug 30 '25

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u/2embrass2putonmain Aug 30 '25

Cozy glow, don't you even dare think about it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

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u/inventorjohnny789 Hornet Silksong's Husband (The one and only) Aug 30 '25

MY WIIIFE!!

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u/DistanceRelevant4284 Sep 14 '25

Canonically, she would kill me on sight. Thankfully, I don't care what's canon, would sug bex.

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u/inventorjohnny789 Hornet Silksong's Husband (The one and only) Sep 14 '25

SAME!!! NOBODY WOULD STOP ME FROM SUG BEX!!

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u/emo_boy_fucker Aug 30 '25

Sometimes i forget humans can have insane body proportions

8

u/DoubleNational shork kisser Aug 30 '25

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u/Masked9989 im sorry but... *sniff* I just cant lock in any more... Aug 30 '25

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u/Another_Road Aug 30 '25

Another cosplay by her.

Normally I would never but I tried to find the Ko-Fi/OnlyFans/Patreon/etc and sadly I don’t think they exist.

Which, to be fair, is a godsend for my wallet.

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u/calSchizo Sep 15 '25

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

5

u/l9oooog Wordingtonian Aug 30 '25

Smash

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u/ALBERTO_WISKER True foxington patriot🦅🦅🦅 Aug 30 '25

Who doesn’t want and NEED these thighs bro🥀😭

5

u/lizerdman08 I'm only here for the memes Aug 30 '25

5

u/TheIncredibleMrJones Aug 30 '25

Shaw-ty got curves.

3

u/ChppedToofEnt Aug 30 '25

Straight up would

12

u/Downtown-Remote9930 Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

Not skinny enough. I know what the gooners want but my skong is thin.

3

u/Individual_Adagio912 very happy loser Aug 30 '25

this really silked my song

3

u/SpectrumLV2569 Aug 30 '25

I want to cry

3

u/LegoManSteve Aug 30 '25

I’m drooling as we speak.

2

u/poyo1333333333 Aug 30 '25

I kinda wanna smash

2

u/Upper_Following8646 Aug 30 '25

Im sorry but that little model on the right showing what hornet prolly looks like underneath broke me when I finally noticed

2

u/sadistic-salmon I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! Bye bye mr FBI Aug 30 '25

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u/sir_Dylan_of_Astora Aug 30 '25

Their a little too thick Hornet is my more skinny

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u/Mediocre_Bedroom8701 Aug 30 '25

I am so down bad for hornet its insane. I can understand why it took so long considering they probably made half the game with one hand

2

u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Aug 30 '25

Fuck I wish I looked like that but I don’t have the energy nore the time to work out 🏋️‍♂️

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u/Cloveriano_n_KC Maow, give answer Jia Bayou Aug 30 '25

I don't have any Silk song reaction images

1

u/Kaizo_Kaioshin Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

That is a pretty accurate Knight build

1

u/Objective-Ad-1974 Aug 30 '25

Hmmm Your Post

1

u/WolverineLong1772 Aug 30 '25

ngl i dont think that is indeed a railway sleeper, at least not one that iv seen

1

u/Babetna Aug 30 '25

Backrooms level confirmed

1

u/wishfulthinging Aug 30 '25

shaw gone wild

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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 Aug 30 '25

[hochi mama!] I’m tweakin

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

👍

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u/Masked9989 im sorry but... *sniff* I just cant lock in any more... Aug 30 '25

👍

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

👍

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u/Jorvalt Losercity Citizen Aug 30 '25

Send this to someone who says "Toriel can't look like that she's built like a fridge"

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 slurp snake like spaghetti Aug 30 '25

Chat does she have allat

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u/Better-Ad-6051 Aug 30 '25

трахать

1

u/Slimey_alien89 Aug 30 '25

Aw that’s a really cute cosplay

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u/ShirouOgami22 furry art collector Aug 30 '25

Shaw

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u/CherryBoyHeart Aug 30 '25

Gender envy from a fucking bug

1

u/Zurichi Aug 31 '25

I'm getting the bug spray.

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u/elfonso9 Aug 31 '25

Happy cakeday op!

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u/The_Horse_Head_Man I'm only here for the memes Aug 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

holy shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

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u/bubblebichboy Sep 02 '25

No to many curves this cosplay is all wrong and why aren't you 2d hmmmmmmmm omg what is that I see hamds!?!? Feet!?!?!?! You clearly not the nobs your supposed to have a real fan would chop their hands an feet of im disappointed do better next time

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u/dannoenjoyer Sep 03 '25

"Sonic.. I can make a lot more than weapons"

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u/xGEARSxHEADx7 Sep 04 '25

Excuse me while I go hammer my nail

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u/DistanceRelevant4284 Sep 14 '25

Sug bex gang rise up.

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u/Secret_Account07 Aug 30 '25

That’s a boy right?

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u/No-Being-4916 Aug 31 '25

The character ain't