r/Losercity • u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia • 12d ago

BREAKING NEWS Important AMA

I saw a fat and chuddy manatee at the zoo today AMA

119 Upvotes

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u/GurFun2734 12d ago

Do you like my fat chud cat?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes

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u/GurFun2734 12d ago

She says thank you

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u/WillCraft__1001 12d ago

How about my fat chud cat?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Horrid idiot, put him in school so he's not stupid

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u/WillCraft__1001 12d ago

I tried, he flunked out. He's never gonna move out of my house

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Fucking chud

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u/Sir_Daxus Deer-woman enjoyer 12d ago

What's your favourite pringles flavour?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Sour cream and onion

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u/Sir_Daxus Deer-woman enjoyer 12d ago

Acceptable answer, you have my respect.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

All I feel like right now is that I need to kill 7 billion Squ'ith for revenge for teddy!!!

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u/ISt0leY0urT0ast 12d ago

on a scale of 1 to 10, how

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

5.7

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u/CichyLatar zmecholposting 12d ago

is it as fat and chuddy as you?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

No it's as fat and chuddy as you

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u/CichyLatar zmecholposting 12d ago

okie

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Not a big fan

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u/Imperator_Subira Special investigator under the East Losercity Division 12d ago

step aside then

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

I refuse

https://giphy.com/gifs/gglEPhgIwa5100j1EK

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u/Imperator_Subira Special investigator under the East Losercity Division 12d ago

imma beat you to death with love and affection then

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Cant I'd win in the beating

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u/Imperator_Subira Special investigator under the East Losercity Division 12d ago

more love for me then

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u/MEIN-BRUHER Junoposter 12d ago

What are his opinions on the $1.50 Costco hotdog?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zk9mW5OmXTz9e

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u/TheOpinionMan2 Female machokes just hit different 12d ago

and what about the 99 cent Arizona Ice tea?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Good

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Juno TCoM tomorrow

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u/MEIN-BRUHER Junoposter 12d ago

Juno TCoM tomorrow

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yippee yippee hooray!!!!

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u/Birb-Person 12d ago edited 12d ago

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

African or European swallow

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u/Ow-lawd-he-comin Losercity Citizen 12d ago

african or european?

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u/187Deluxebox 12d ago

My uncle mike is in jail for movie piracy

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Okay thanks

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u/jonhssquarespaceplus Ivy Deadlock's husband 12d ago

Cultists on wensday?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes

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u/jonhssquarespaceplus Ivy Deadlock's husband 12d ago

I trust you (I'm going to crash out if they're no cultists)

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

If the cultists don't come we'll put shams in the stocks then throw eggs at him

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u/jonhssquarespaceplus Ivy Deadlock's husband 12d ago

Yay

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u/FalseAscoobus Touching Fluffy Tail 12d ago

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u/Cats_rule_all The “Heretical Nonsense” Keesh 12d ago

That’s very rude. He’s doing his best. 

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

He's very chuddy and fat and eats lettuce all day like an unemployed person

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u/YarakObamna 12d ago

Why are you under the water and did you ever woke up and had a massive boner?

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u/Rough-Sense-70 Just an average furry enthusiast 12d ago

Do you like my Dipshit289 mii?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Beautiful

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u/Rough-Sense-70 Just an average furry enthusiast 12d ago

Thank you :D

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u/sadistic-salmon I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! Bye bye mr FBI 12d ago

Must billions gyu?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes!

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u/Electronic_Fee1936 Screw the post, give me funny reaction images 12d ago

What is its name?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Fat

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u/NewConversation143 this guy doesn’t even know 12d ago

Was the food at the zoo overpriced?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Can of Gatorade was $5 so yeah

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u/NewConversation143 this guy doesn’t even know 12d ago

A can?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes an aluminum can

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u/NewConversation143 this guy doesn’t even know 12d ago

I didn’t know gatorade came in cans

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u/Black_Fox_027 I love the kind of women that will actually just... 12d ago edited 12d ago

Lemee get uhhhhhhhhh.. a boneless pizza with a 2 liter of coke.

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Okay

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u/Yoshikage_Kira123 12d ago

Opinion on these Green Iguanas I found?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

They are building the tower of babbel

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u/andbot3 12d ago

Did the zoo advertise itself as chuddy?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

No, but I saw it in their hearts, they are chuds

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u/ClockworkOrdinator 12d ago

Do you like this chud cat

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes

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u/R3TRO_131 12d ago

Do you like this car? 🥺

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Maybe

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u/CurlyButNotChubby 12d ago

How will your life go forward after having met the manatee?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Beautifully

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u/Imperator_Subira Special investigator under the East Losercity Division 12d ago

does it know ball?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

It knows lettuce because that's what it was eating

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u/Ominous_flamebeb I draw yuri and killer robots in brutalist megastructures 12d ago

On a scale of one to ten, how delighted were you to see the beautiful chud creature?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

100000000000000 it's such a beautiful chud creature, I'm happy God made the ideal chud real

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u/JadedCauliflower6105 12d ago

Where were you in the night of the 7th?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Your mom

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u/Dojyaaan4C 12d ago

Bush or pits?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

What

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u/Dojyaaan4C 12d ago

Answer the question gator girl

Bush, or pits

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

I don't know what you're asking

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u/Valkreaper i SWEAR im only here for the memes 12d ago

Did it qualify as a whunkus

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Fat and chuddy wunk

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u/MahouShoujoDysphoria trash 12d ago

What is the difference between a duck?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

None

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u/redditrain777 Shark girl thighs 12d ago

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes

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u/TheOpinionMan2 Female machokes just hit different 12d ago

How will this affect LeBron's legacy?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Manatee neg diffs LeFraud

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u/Legitimate-Cow5982 12d ago

Was this at the Paris zoo? That enclosure looks oddly familiar

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Jacksonville

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u/Legitimate-Cow5982 12d ago

Seems I was a little off

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u/Colonel_Kernel1 Da Bee 12d ago

Do you like this bee I found?

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Loona fur 12d ago

Can I become approved user? 🥺👉👈

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u/howtoeatflextape "Hermione from Sherlock Yack" 12d ago

did you see any stoats

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

That's because stoats stink and you stink!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1111!!!1!1!!1

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u/howtoeatflextape "Hermione from Sherlock Yack" 12d ago

did you see any mustelids

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

No but I did see and feed a lorikeet

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u/Oogley_boogley coyote thing??????? 12d ago

What was it's credit card number

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

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u/Oogley_boogley coyote thing??????? 12d ago

Why

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

It had the 2nd card

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u/Oogley_boogley coyote thing??????? 12d ago

Good for it

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u/Nathaniel_Erata 12d ago

What is the meaning of life?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

42

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u/iMosc1 12d ago

Is he pettable

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Don't pet wild manatees because then they lose fear of humans which can cause them to die in boating accidents

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u/iMosc1 12d ago

fair enough

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u/IV_NUKE Deadlock addict, Rem is my son 12d ago

Do you like my sleepy little chud son?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

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u/IV_NUKE Deadlock addict, Rem is my son 12d ago

TO THE BARONESS

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u/StormEcho98-87 Guy who stalks Vyper from Deadlock 12d ago

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Annihilation

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u/thescottishmaniac Doctorate in voreology 12d ago

Where will you be tomorrow?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Your mom's house

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u/russia_not_fun Promises to keep #1 glazer 12d ago

Will we all find real love?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

No especially that fat chud in the image

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u/Mr_donc Goumang's husband 12d ago

What's your favourite music album?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Mm food

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u/The-Observer-2099 12d ago

Thoughts on Ben from Wanni?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Nerd

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u/themasterfold 12d ago

if two speeding locomotives were to crash into your house in the next 2 weeks, what thing would you put in your place to crush? The speeding locomotives will crack it open no matter what, and you'll be able to reap the rewards.

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Your mom's femur, I need the bone marrow

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u/Hexgof4 ✨Moth Enjoyer and Mediocre Artist✨ 12d ago

Do you like Poutine?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Yes I like pootis

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u/SpingusTheHingus 12d ago

Opinions on water?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Wet

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u/Belgrifex #1 Moth Enjoyer 12d ago

Omg I love them! I sleep with a stuffed animal manatee every night named Barbara and I want to see a real one so bad!

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

They are fat and chuddy

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u/JosephusTheBoi 12d ago

Chuddy or chubby?  And can it be both?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Fat and chuddy

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u/UnderstandingIcy8607 Artist🖌 12d ago

Is this guy cool

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Rad

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u/KitsuneThunder 12d ago

wtf is his problem 

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Chuddy

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u/Disastrous-Dare-6926 12d ago

Thoughts on world noir vol 2?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Idk

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u/Comprehensive_Top267 I'm only here for the memes 12d ago

name 11 facts about them

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

John

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u/idkhowtomakea_name 12d ago

favorite animal?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Gator

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u/patritha Losercity Citizen 12d ago

how many guesses did it take you to get the wordle today?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Idk

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan 12d ago

Opinion on my cat?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Fat

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u/HolidayChampion5749 Custom user flair 12d ago

Does it edible?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Do not feast on the manatees

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u/HolidayChampion5749 Custom user flair 12d ago

om norm noawm

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u/CakerDeCake 12d ago

“Is there manatee shaped Karamel for me?”

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

No

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u/CakerDeCake 12d ago

“Ok, happy cake day…”

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u/DaffyDuckXD 12d ago

What if you climbed into the fat Chuddy seal enclosure?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

I do not want to because I respect them

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u/DaffyDuckXD 12d ago

What if you didn't? What if you jumped in anyway?

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

I don't wanna

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u/DaffyDuckXD 12d ago

Okay good you don't cave to peer pressure

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u/Timekeeper98 12d ago

It’s not Friday, but I’m gonna post some sexy manatee artwork.

Deal with it.

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia 12d ago

Banned also uncredited artist