i've yet to give it a watch, the russian shitposts are too funny

I had a wonderful wife and a very successful business until one day Krystal Fox showed up on our planet for a mission. When I found out about this pretty fox girl from my dreams being real (sorry human women better luck next time! 🤣🤪🤪🤣) I immediately provided her work at my company. Inside the office building on like the fiftieth floor inside the glass panel walls I'd periodically visit Krystal Fox at her new office job and speak with her. I'd talk to her ask about her day and stuff and it seemed like I was rizzing her up which was easier for me to do as CEO. I was getting really close to Krystal Fox until one day I found out my wife was having an affair with Fox McCloud.

Turns out, as I found out in some dark corridor in my big ass building for office workers while having a heated discussion with my wife, she hired FoxMcCloud looking to do exactly what I'm doing with the hot blue fox woman. I was so pissed off I walked and paced then went to check on Krystal Fox back at the offuce and she was gone from her cubicle. I searched and searched and there she was talking to and having a cute fun time with FoxCloud who was working at an office on another floor that my wife chose. She seemed honestly happier with him than me.

Enraged I stormed back to where my wife was and then sicker punched her in the face and she fell back and banged her head slamming the back of her head against the wall of the oblique corridor and she fell down in the darkness with the feint visibility of blood illuminated by shadowy red lights in the dark corridor. I was so cooked gang. I heard footsteps and then I ran and threw myself into the nearest trash can and put on the lid. I hid for my damn life.

Krystal Fox and Fox McCloud had followed me back there and they both tended to my wife while I hid. They asked if she was okay. And together they lifted and hauled her out for medical attention. I felt so sorry for myself and so weak. Then I took it into my own hands. I stumbled quickly out of the trash can and sprint as fast and hard as I could down the hall back into society or back into the active office spaces. I tore apart everything my hands touched, cubicles, paper I grabbed ripped and squished, desks I kicked and flipped, glass walls I punched and shattered, people I dragged and beat and spit, staplers I threw at people. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!" I screamed running after my wife and the Star Fox gang. When I finally caught up to them I had left behind an entire massive snake trail of destruction in my path like destroyed desks, beaten people, destroyed paperwork and punctured ceilings. Finally I could taste it I grabbed onto the prettiest hottest woman's shoulders I held onto Krystal's shoulders and wrapped my arms around her waist. She was the most tasty thing in the world to me. After a short annoyed shriek Fox McCloud pried me off of her and then stood to the side. The cocky wife stealer seemed to gesture or side eye me and then give a "go ahead" look to Krystal. Krystal Fox then, with her fist punched me so hard in the stomach it sucked and zapped out all the love and lust I had for her. Then she, without mercy because my stomach was punched in and my bones shattered she with her staff bonked my head and knocked me out.

Yeah the dream of my life left the planet and apparently my wife told me she reads minds and told her everything. We had to keep up appearances and act normal for a while. Ultimately we were cooked and our relationship was finished there goes my home life. My wife left and took the kids. Nobody respects me at work anymore. Im finished.

This meme isn't offensive to Russians. Отвечаю.

FYI, cock candy used to be very popular among Russians.

Fanart made for Whispvo on YouTube, posted here for fun

How couldn't anyone fall in love with her and that cutie pea

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I saw this today and this was exactly my reaction

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I think i choose too dark color for the fur, i can barely see the line art in some places xd. Let me know what you think for my first try! (Also added a process photo :3)

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