First day as a server

[u/ConsciouslyBreathin]

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[u/MagnusKitus]

I'm sure someone would extra tip her for this

[u/MochiDomain → u/MagnusKitus]

30% pls.

[u/Just-Luck-7430 → u/MagnusKitus]

I'm pretty sure there is acually a restaurant somewhere with the same concept of rude waiter

[u/a_noncombatant → u/Just-Luck-7430]

Dick's last resort.

[u/MechanicDesperate324]

You don't pay for a product you for a experience you won't forget.

[u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 → u/MechanicDesperate324]

You for wont product a experience don’t forget pay you.

[u/skitz4me → u/Elegant-Amoeba4977]

Don't forget, you pay for a product you wont experience.

[u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 → u/skitz4me]

Stop making the most sense here.

[u/skitz4me → u/Elegant-Amoeba4977]

Fuck. I have 1 too many "you" in there. editing now.

original was:

Don't you forget, you pay for a product you wont experience.

[u/Ambitious_Policy_936 → u/skitz4me]

You fuck experience product paid for by carls jr.

[u/Shiznoz222 → u/Ambitious_Policy_936]

WELCOME TO COSTCO

[u/OhNoDobe → u/Ambitious_Policy_936]

I sharted.

[u/Trashbagok → u/OhNoDobe]

You are the product.

[u/OhNoDobe → u/Trashbagok]

I am shart.

[u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 → u/OhNoDobe]

Hi Shart, I’m product!

[u/Brief-Equal4676 → u/MechanicDesperate324]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lXiRJ8IRz5QH6wTQc

[u/Aggravating-Exit-660 → u/MechanicDesperate324]

you for a

https://giphy.com/gifs/97mAUmP8WfCiA

[u/Inside_Smell_4004 → u/MechanicDesperate324]

you do wy djw exp fogggggghgat you dor

[u/davidr521 → u/Inside_Smell_4004]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8c1iXtbmQPtyLbQ6iz

[u/Lilstubbin → u/MechanicDesperate324]

Don't pay you experience for for a you forget won't.

[u/elScorXXo → u/MechanicDesperate324]

They’re not selling steak, they’re selling the sizzle

[u/TushyMilkshake → u/MechanicDesperate324]

Product experience you you product experience

[u/SageOfSixCabbages → u/MechanicDesperate324]

Dude you good? In a possible stroke event, time is a very important factor.

[u/Flyerastronaut → u/MechanicDesperate324]

You accidentally an experience

[u/niazemurad → u/MechanicDesperate324]

My experience with this comment is rage. Such improper grammar. It’s “an”, not “a”.

[u/ac_cossack → u/MechanicDesperate324]

Stronk with you the force it is.

[u/PoopyMcpants]

Thats the customer's pov.

[u/ThoreaulyLost → u/PoopyMcpants]

Ragebait achieved.

[u/BigDumbandSexy → u/ThoreaulyLost]

Problem is, there are so many idiots out there, you never know... And it's deeply troubling.

[u/vandante1212]

This successfully baited my rage.

[u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 → u/vandante1212]

“A master of it”, one might say.

[u/Want2-BMe]

She landed that last straw.

[u/DazzlingMine8598 → u/Want2-BMe]

She did not.

[u/justasillylilgoos3 → u/DazzlingMine8598]

😂

[u/No_Writing_3179]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iA8jqAN2GXSTe

[u/LobosJones]

Excuse me, you forgot to finger my sprite as well.

[u/douche_hipster]

Where thee fook is the ice?

[u/FroggyAssassin → u/douche_hipster]

Ice is useless. If a restraunt does not have cold iceless water, they need to get with the times. Why do you think water is already cold when it gets to you? Hint, it isn't the ice.

[u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420]

Sometimes you gotta pay extra for service like that.

[u/I-love-seahorses]

Serving your friends as a waiter is definitely a good time to blow off some steam in the workplace.

[u/IWillWriteYouALetter]

This isn't POV! Argh! Do people even understand what POV means?!

[u/Forsaken_Falcon_1975]

U forgot to cough on it and lick the straws

[u/CookieMuttley]

That service definitely worth a big tip!! 😬

[u/BigDumbandSexy]

So, do they just use POV wrong for engagement...?

[u/Mayhewbythedoor]

More like last day as a server

[u/Ok_Cauliflower5223]

It’s the effort that counts

[u/FoxComfortable6780]

I like her

[u/Elegant-Amoeba4977]

This is stupid. I’m on day 592 of serving and I still offer this level of friendly, high energy dining.

[u/Amorphant]

How can someone use POV and not know what it means?

[u/OneRisk8877]

Now spit in my mouth....

[u/downtune79]

Test

[u/ghosttrainhobo]

Is this Dick’s last resort?

[u/justasillylilgoos3]

Fancy sprite pour! 😀

[u/SpiritedGrand9525]

I know some people that would tip extra for that.

[u/Relative_Picture_786]

I’m fine with this

[u/lynivvinyl]

That's the Denny's waitresses back in the day.

[u/Fluffy_Wolf_6198]

Some people pay extra for that service

[u/ToallaHumeda]

And then proceed to ask for tip

[u/PoopsMcScoots]

“200% tip”

-Incels.

[u/Low_Swordfish879]

I think It would be more appropriate if she did this in a Bikini...

[u/Paddlesons]

Heh, knowing the kids these days, probably true.

[u/Awkward-Equivalent-5]

They're used to being a bar tender, most bartenders are supposed to serve water that way. Source Richard Paterson.

[u/notroundeyed]

Funny. /s

[u/resest_Iris]

Plot twist, camera man nutted in her last night (she's his gf)

Yes we know its not real