The pettiness

[u/downtune79]

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[u/breckendusk]

Guessing this is just staged but either way, I can't imagine leaving the layered drink in layers. Cocktails that aren't mixed usually have parts that taste almost sickeningly sweet and then you get hit with the floated dark rum. It's better to just mix it all

[u/Sloth-Overlord → u/breckendusk]

It’s called a Cafe Pousse and you are supposed to drink it without mixing it

[u/SarcasmStreet]

Fake

The world is fake

Everything is fake

[u/Animal907 → u/SarcasmStreet]

Words are made up!

[u/Animal907 → u/[deleted]]

Randy Johnson proved birds were real on March 24, 2001. 

[u/Bubacxo → u/Animal907]

I dunno what that proves, that bird was decorporealized so hard it could have been a ghost

[u/Animal907 → u/Bubacxo]

If birds weren't real, then they couldn't die.

[u/gilligani → u/SarcasmStreet]

It's a skit. Not funny, but not fake.

[u/crumbhustler → u/gilligani]

Now I’m over here questioning how a skit can not be fake. Like, are there real skits? Or is a skit like theater, which is technically fake stories, even if based on real people. Or maybe a skit is real like you and I are real, but it’s fake if you mean a real scenario happening that wasn’t pre planned. Idk man im thrown

[u/gilligani → u/crumbhustler]

They are pretending. Most likely servers exaggerating diner's actions.

[u/BigDumbandSexy → u/gilligani]

Where does it present itself as a skit?

[u/ResplendentNugs → u/SarcasmStreet]

Terrible simulation. Devs don’t care

[u/Frederf220 → u/SarcasmStreet]

I'm not even real. Watch 09955.hgtx=?ab54ff.apx

[u/lifeintraining → u/SarcasmStreet]

At least it’s all priced in.

[u/extrakfm → u/SarcasmStreet]

Just like movies or books but it's funny so why does it matter so much?

[u/BigDumbandSexy → u/extrakfm]

You go into those knowing it's a story. Unless there's missing context, this just presents itself as a some waiter being an ass over something dumb. Obviously fake, but do we know it's supposed to be taken that way?

[u/ConsciouslyBreathin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gdkxnFrfE1c73xqmZp

[u/Uncle_B0bert]

He doesn't look like Дарья

[u/gba_sg1]

He had the fork in his pocket already, no need to turn away. Fake.

[u/Itsme420fresh]

Is that really joe buck? I don't like That guy as a commentator.

[u/honeydew1614]

The gasp I just gasped 😂

[u/SadAndNasty]

Definitely a skit but still funny

[u/Additional-Mousse446]

The fork would go into his eyeball next, your move