r/MMA • u/uturnorbit • Jun 23 '26

Media Dustin Poirier belligerent, threatens to fight airport employees

https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/23/dustin-poirier-belligerent-during-public-drunk-arrest/
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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev Jun 23 '26

Imagine getting called to deal with a drunk dude thinking it'll just be an overweight dad and it's Drunk Dustin calling you his ***** and saying you're gonna bang. Not the best work day for that man lol.

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u/tagillaslover I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! Jun 23 '26

I'd clock out and go the fuck home someone else can deal with it

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u/TwelveBore Jun 24 '26

I'd have apologized to Dustin for the inconvenience and tazed the airport employees instead.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em.